Is smoking marijuana a sin? - Page 47

Dennis Lukes · **Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? -** 05-08-2019, 03:06 PM

Every sinner who gets potted up on the devil's weed is a clear and present danger to good Christian society. In fact, the marihuana can remain in the blood for YEARS, even after one injection, and can cause them to go randomly berserk and cause mayhem. Everyone who's ever ever done the dope should be rounded up and tagged. We need a pothead registry, like the sex offender registry, so we know who exactly these "people" are and where they live.

BrotherLarry · **Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? -** 05-08-2019, 06:00 PM

My Most Righteous Brother Lukes:

The harrowing experience when I was ministering to the gay "community" in San Francisco is one I don't like to think about but for the sake of this thread I will recount it here.

I had gone back to a particularly promising homer's apartment when, while washing my hands, I smelled the familiar aroma of the marihuana cigarette in the next room. When I emerged, he was wearing a robe and nothing else. Several hours later I woke in a stupor, and I believe he had shot the marihuana in me while I was sleeping although I couldn't find puncture wounds. (The LORD told me this happened, so I believe it.) I immediately prayed to be exorcised of druggie demons and dusted the dust from my shoes and went to LA for the White Party where I danced before the LORD in fullness of truth and grace. Several fell on their knees that night.

Oh how I love Jesus.

Isabella White · **Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? -** 05-08-2019, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by BrotherLarry

My Most Righteous Brother Lukes:

The harrowing experience when I was ministering to the gay "community" in San Francisco is one I don't like to think about but for the sake of this thread I will recount it here.

I had gone back to a particularly promising homer's apartment when, while washing my hands, I smelled the familiar aroma of the marihuana cigarette in the next room. When I emerged, he was wearing a robe and nothing else. Several hours later I woke in a stupor, and I believe he had shot the marihuana in me while I was sleeping although I couldn't find puncture wounds. (The LORD told me this happened, so I believe it.) I immediately prayed to be exorcised of druggie demons and dusted the dust from my shoes and went to LA for the White Party where I danced before the LORD in fullness of truth and grace. Several fell on their knees that night.

Oh how I love Jesus.

Oh, dear Great-Grandbaby Brother Larry: Heavens above, that sounds just terrible! My goodness, gracious me. You must have been terrified when you realized what that demon-possessed monster did to you, you dear, precious child of God. Thankfully, the Holy Spirit was with you and that the exorcism was conducted! Romans 8:31 "What shall we then say to these things? If God be for us, who can be against us?"

Thankfully you were able to escape and continue your crusade at your next gathering. I can well imagine the Spirit of the Lord caused you to dance before Him in joyous worship throughout the evening, and I'm certain that you and many others were on your knees in worship, too. Did you happen to notice if any of the participants had fallen prostate before the Lord?

A blessed day to you, dear Great-Grandbaby Larry. Lovingly, Granny Isabella.

Dana723 · **Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? -** 05-08-2019, 10:16 PM

When I was growing up, my neighbors, the Brashingtons, found out one of their kids was growing marijuana plants in their yard. They pulled them all out and threw them in a great big bonfire. They encouraged others to do the same. I think it was three days later before anyone stopped eating. It was awful. There wasn't a snack food to be found in town.