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The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! -
03-23-2011, 02:20 PM
Apparently Japan learned nothing from their recent punishment by God. Instead of becoming decent and serving Jesus they released the Nintendo 3DS to destroy our children!
Psalm 9:17 "The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God."
3D Gaming, the ultimate Satanic invention!
Three-Dimensional gaming is pure evil. While we have been working on getting dangerous video games banned for years, the Nintendo 3DS changes all games into pornographic sex games! It is no longer possible to protect our children from Japanese filth. Take this innocent Japanese girl for example. The 3D capabilities of the Nintendo 3DS will allow your innocent children to look from the bottom up and look at the girls underwear. Changing innocent children into masturbating maniacs!
Matthew 5:28 "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."
All Nintendo 3DS devices are highly radioactive!
The Nintendo factory is very close to the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear power plant. They even share the same canteen! What Nintendo claims to be "Top Screen Backlight" is actually radiation! They are polluting both the souls and the bodies of our innocent children!
Jeremiah 9:15 "Therefore thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Behold, I will feed them, even this people, with wormwood, and give them water of gall to drink."
It rapes your children!
When your innocent child unwraps his new Nintendo 3DS he will be in for a nasty surprise! The accessories included with the Nintento 3DS have but one purpose! Raping your child over and over until he voluntarily wants to move to Japan to manually clean up the Fukushima Daiichi reactors!
Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days."
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Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! -
03-23-2011, 07:18 PM
Quite shocking, Brother Cranky. I'm glad I don't have any children so exposure is not a problem.
I checked with my neighbors here in the trailer park and they don't have one either. Luckily, Roger the quadriplegic next door can't use one, so no problem there.
However, I am somewhat troubled by this image:
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The thing in the person's right hand looks sort of familiar. I'm thinking I've seen either Dotty or Dolly (the Dingle sisters) with something like that.
I'll have to investigate more closely.
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Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! -
03-23-2011, 07:29 PM
Ahhh, but didn't Ann Coulter just recently say on fox news that radiation is healthy?
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Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! -
03-23-2011, 07:51 PM
It comes with a viborator? Is there even an age requirement for buying this thing?
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Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! -
03-23-2011, 07:57 PM
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What Nintendo claims to be "Top Screen Backlight" is actually radiation!
Jeremiah 9:15 "Therefore thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Behold, I will feed them, even this people, with wormwood, and give them water of gall to drink."
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I'm pretty sure that everything that comes out of Japan from now on is going to be covered in radiation.
Things are going to get worse before they get better.
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Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! -
03-23-2011, 11:37 PM
[QUOTE=Cranky Old Man;716776]Apparently Japan learned nothing from their recent punishment by God. Instead of becoming decent and serving Jesus they released the Nintendo 3DS to destroy our children!
Japan JUST suffered a mass devastation in loss of thousands of innocent lives to destructive natural disasters and you have the AUDACITY to criticize them and declare them and their products 'indecent'. Shame on you.
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Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! -
03-23-2011, 11:38 PM
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Japan JUST suffered a mass devastation in loss of thousands of innocent lives to destructive natural disasters and you have the AUDACITY to criticize them and declare them and their products 'indecent'. Shame on you.
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Why are you defending them? Are you a child rapist?
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Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! -
03-24-2011, 12:02 AM
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Why are you defending them? Are you a child rapist?
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they are in a terrifying crisis now. I am sure the last thing they want to do is 'rape some children'.
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Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! -
03-24-2011, 12:09 AM
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they are in a terrifying crisis now. I am sure the last thing they want to do is 'rape some children'.
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The japs got themselves into this "terrifying crisis" by raping children and mocking God. Psalm 55:15 "Let death seize upon them, and let them go down quick into hell: for wickedness is in their dwellings, and among them."
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Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! -
03-24-2011, 12:13 AM
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The japs got themselves into this "terrifying crisis" by raping children and mocking God. Psalm 55:15 "Let death seize upon them, and let them go down quick into hell: for wickedness is in their dwellings, and among them."
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I cannot find non-propaganda material that directly identifies and proves that Japanese rape children and mock god..........
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Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! -
03-24-2011, 12:10 AM
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they are in a terrifying crisis now. I am sure the last thing they want to do is 'rape some children'
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That they rape children all the time IS THE REASON God punished them and they are in a crisis now. Does cause and effect ring a bell?
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Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! -
04-02-2011, 06:57 AM
To Cranky
I tip mine hat to you good sir
What color is your hand?
I tip mine hat to you good sir
For the Truths you bring this land
I tip mine hat to you good sir
Your hair quite like a trolls
I tip mine hat to you good sir
You speak words untold.
Cranky old man i hope you receive my message as certainly you are the smartest man among the True Christian [TM] Forum members. If you are what i think you are then i know you cannot respond to me in simple words for fear that those of the darker side of the world will know them. But know this, in me you have a fellow soldier fighting to expose the same evils that you expose. Though i may do it in a less direct way, while you fight the source of evil i can only try to convert its followers to see the true light of salvation, civilization and intelligence.
Again i tip my hat for what you do and would be honored if you would respond in your usual fashion so that i may know that i have less to fear from the ignorant and gullible masses then i thought.
Please do not shatter my faith by not responding with your usual gusto. Please show me a sign, what is the motion of your hand? Towards left, right or middle?
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Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! -
04-06-2011, 04:04 AM
First, about the radiation thing. ALL electronics emit small amounts of radiation that can withstood by the human body. Moving on to the picture of the remote with a sex toy. That was a Wii controller, the 3DS can't detect motion like the Wii can.
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Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! -
04-24-2011, 10:09 AM
[QUOTE=sonovawhore;717028]
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
Apparently Japan learned nothing from their recent punishment by God. Instead of becoming decent and serving Jesus they released the Nintendo 3DS to destroy our children!
Japan JUST suffered a mass devastation in loss of thousands of innocent lives to destructive natural disasters and you have the AUDACITY to criticize them and declare them and their products 'indecent'. Shame on you.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
Apparently Japan learned nothing from their recent punishment by God. Instead of becoming decent and serving Jesus they released the Nintendo 3DS to destroy our children!
Psalm 9:17 "The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God."
3D Gaming, the ultimate Satanic invention!
Three-Dimensional gaming is pure evil. While we have been working on getting dangerous video games banned for years, the Nintendo 3DS changes all games into pornographic sex games! It is no longer possible to protect our children from Japanese filth. Take this innocent Japanese girl for example. The 3D capabilities of the Nintendo 3DS will allow your innocent children to look from the bottom up and look at the girls underwear. Changing innocent children into masturbating maniacs!
Matthew 5:28 "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."
All Nintendo 3DS devices are highly radioactive!
The Nintendo factory is very close to the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear power plant. They even share the same canteen! What Nintendo claims to be "Top Screen Backlight" is actually radiation! They are polluting both the souls and the bodies of our innocent children!
Jeremiah 9:15 "Therefore thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Behold, I will feed them, even this people, with wormwood, and give them water of gall to drink."
It rapes your children!
When your innocent child unwraps his new Nintendo 3DS he will be in for a nasty surprise! The accessories included with the Nintento 3DS have but one purpose! Raping your child over and over until he voluntarily wants to move to Japan to manually clean up the Fukushima Daiichi reactors!
Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days."
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HOW exactly is a Nintendo going to rape a child?
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Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! -
10-25-2011, 08:41 PM
A few corrections:
- Nintendo does NOT manufacture anything in Japan. They produce their consoles and videogames in China (Sharp and Macronix) and South Korea (Samsung). Thus they don't have any class of radiation
- All Nintendo DSi and newer (incluiding the Wii and of course the 3DS) has a strict Parental Control. You can block Internet access, videogames with a higher rating than a preset one, access to user-created contents, etc...
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Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! -
12-02-2011, 04:17 AM
You people are the most ignorant Sons of Bitches ever and I hope you repent before you burn in hell because you wouldn't know the world has changed since you last crawled out from your rock.
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Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! -
05-01-2011, 01:14 PM
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Why are you defending them? Are you a child rapist?
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So now you;re giving a piffleing stuff stereotype? That all Japanes people are child rapists? Go get yourself piffleed cooter
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Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! -
05-01-2011, 01:16 PM
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So now you;re giving a piffleing stuff stereotype? That all Japanes people are child rapists? Go get yourself piffleed cooter
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Dear Friend,
Is it still a stereotype if it's factually true?
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Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! -
05-01-2011, 01:26 PM
Atheists will defend anything that involves anal sex and rapes children, especially if it is not made in America.
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Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! -
07-29-2011, 02:37 AM
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Why are you defending them? Are you a child rapist?
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Because you can not judge the entire nation based on what you think you know in everyone's hearts. They are after all still humans and deserve our loving kindness. I like Japan but not for the reason's some of you may think and i like anime as well but porn and the like, no way. I can say a lot of crap about America as well and i was born here.
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