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Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome -
10-03-2006, 11:55 PM
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I'm sorry, but they are not for sale. Esspecially not to people like YOU.
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Why do you even reply to such stupidities? It's just a website.
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10-03-2006, 11:59 PM
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Why do you even reply to such stupidities? It's just a website.
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What is the MATTER with you? Don't you believe in free trade? You are about to be banned.
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Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome -
10-04-2006, 12:00 AM
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What is the MATTER with you? Don't you believe in free trade? You are about to be banned.
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Is selling people free trade?
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Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
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10-04-2006, 12:04 AM
They have blue eyes, and I don't have a hook nose! I like my nose.
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10-04-2006, 12:06 AM
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Is selling people free trade?
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Yes, it is!
Exodus 21:2 If thou buy an Hebrew servant....
Exodus 21:7 If a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant....
Exodus 21:20-21 And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.
Exodus 22:3 If he have nothing, then he shall be sold for his theft.
Leviticus 22:11 If the priest buy any soul with his money....
Leviticus 25:39 And if thy brother that dwelleth by thee be waxen poor, and be sold unto thee....
Leviticus 25:44-46 Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have, shall be of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids. Moreover of the children of the strangers that do sojourn among you, of them shall ye buy, and of their families that are with you, which they begat in your land: and they shall be your possession. And ye shall take them as an inheritance for your children after you, to inherit them for a possession; they shall be your bondmen for ever.
Ephesians 6:5 Servants, be obedient to them that are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto Christ.
Colossians 3:22 Servants, obey in all things your masters according to the flesh; not with eyeservice, as menpleasers; but in singleness of heart, fearing God.
1 Timothy 6:1 Let as many servants as are under the yoke count their own masters worthy of all honour, that the name of God and his doctrine be not blasphemed.
Titus 2:9-10 Exhort servants to be obedient unto their own masters, and to please them well in all things; not answering again; Not purloining, but shewing all good fidelity; that they may adorn the doctrine of God our Saviour in all things.
1 Peter 2:18 Servants, be subject to your masters with all fear; not only to the good and gentle, but also to the froward.
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Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome -
10-04-2006, 12:08 AM
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Yes, it is!
Exodus 21:2 If thou buy an Hebrew servant....
Exodus 21:7 If a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant....
Exodus 21:20-21 And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.
Exodus 22:3 If he have nothing, then he shall be sold for his theft.
Leviticus 22:11 If the priest buy any soul with his money....
Leviticus 25:39 And if thy brother that dwelleth by thee be waxen poor, and be sold unto thee....
Leviticus 25:44-46 Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have, shall be of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids. Moreover of the children of the strangers that do sojourn among you, of them shall ye buy, and of their families that are with you, which they begat in your land: and they shall be your possession. And ye shall take them as an inheritance for your children after you, to inherit them for a possession; they shall be your bondmen for ever.
Ephesians 6:5 Servants, be obedient to them that are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto Christ.
Colossians 3:22 Servants, obey in all things your masters according to the flesh; not with eyeservice, as menpleasers; but in singleness of heart, fearing God.
1 Timothy 6:1 Let as many servants as are under the yoke count their own masters worthy of all honour, that the name of God and his doctrine be not blasphemed.
Titus 2:9-10 Exhort servants to be obedient unto their own masters, and to please them well in all things; not answering again; Not purloining, but shewing all good fidelity; that they may adorn the doctrine of God our Saviour in all things.
1 Peter 2:18 Servants, be subject to your masters with all fear; not only to the good and gentle, but also to the froward.
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I'm impressed. Another marvelous reason to leave Christianity.
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Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome -
10-04-2006, 12:08 AM
Selling people is barbaric, we belong to no one, only ourselves.
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Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome -
10-04-2006, 12:13 AM
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Selling people is barbaric, we belong to no one, only ourselves.
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Icki, the founding fathers of the Unites States of America owned slaves. George Washington owned some darkies. So did Thomas Jefferson and Strom Thurmond. Get ever yourself. Everything is for sale.
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10-04-2006, 12:14 AM
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I'm impressed. Another marvelous reason to leave Christianity.
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In order to leave something, you have to have been a member of it first. Can you actually claim to be a True Christian? Have you ever actually read the Holy KJV1611 Bible from cover to cover? It seems doubtful, otherwise you would have known that selling certain people is acceptable in the loving eyes of God.
Don't mock Jesus, Bobby. You aren't a homer are you?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome -
10-04-2006, 12:14 AM
Why, I myself own some coons that work in the field and around the house.
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10-04-2006, 12:19 AM
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In order to leave something, you have to have been a member of it first. Can you actually claim to be a True Christian? Have you ever actually read the Holy KJV1611 Bible from cover to cover? It seems doubtful, otherwise you would have known that selling certain people is acceptable in the loving eyes of God.
Don't mock Jesus, Bobby. You aren't a homer are you?old :cool:
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Yes, it's a great reason for Christians to leave their religion. If you like Jesus' teachings become a Jesusist.
I haven't read the bible yet, but I plan to do so in the future. Just to see how "inerrant" it is.
And for your own delight: I'm straight but have completely nothing against homosexuals.
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10-04-2006, 01:30 AM
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Yes, it's a great reason for Christians to leave their religion. If you like Jesus' teachings become a Jesusist.
I haven't read the bible yet, but I plan to do so in the future. Just to see how "inerrant" it is.
And for your own delight: I'm straight but have completely nothing against homosexuals.
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So you admit that you know absolutely nothing about Christianity, yet you desire to mock Jesus and encourage Christians to abandon their faith. You offer more love and support for queers than you do for those who follow the one true God. And I suppose you think you are quite clever for this....Well sonny jim, you are as surely hellbound as your idol Hellary Clinton.
Romans 1:30 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, 1:31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: 1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
Do you understand? "They which commit such things are worthy of death."
Homosexuals (those "without natural affection") and their supporters (those "that have pleasure in them") are "worthy of death." That means YOU queer-lover. And do you know what satan will do with you once Jesus tosses your worthless carcass into eternal hellfire?
That too can be found in the Holy Bible....Maybe you'd better start reading up on us before you persecute us.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome -
10-04-2006, 05:34 AM
There's nothing wrong with keeping a few slaves, Ixki..
It's a strong American tradition; REAL PATRIOTS have slaves.
I myself own 3 chefs, (a gook, a messican and a frenchie) and 4 polish cleaning ladies.
The Godly GWB owns some too, and he has a house nigra named Condi.
So you see, there is nothing wrong with having slaves, all real Americans have slaves.
Why do you hate America, and why do you hate JESUS?
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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10-04-2006, 05:38 AM
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I myself own 3 chefs, (a gook, a messican and a frenchie)
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Ummmm.....a frenchie?!?!?!?! Brother are you a closet homer?
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10-04-2006, 05:41 AM
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Ummmm.....a frenchie?!?!?!?! Brother are you a closet homer?
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What? Of course not.
The french are good at cooking, mind you, it's the only thing they are good at however.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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10-04-2006, 05:48 AM
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What? Of course not.
The french are good at cooking, mind you, it's the only thing they are good at however.
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Brother, I hate to disagree, but I am an elder of the Church and I know everything. The french may make a lot of sickening wine sauces to pour over crepes, but the thing they are REALLY good at is surrendering.
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Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome -
10-04-2006, 01:46 PM
I have to say that nigras make the best cooks. They know how to fry chicken and other good American food.
I took Sister Thumper to a frenchie restaurant once. Big plates, tiny food and some foul goop drizzled all over. When I demanded a plate of bread and butter they got all upset and started speaking gibberish to us. Needless to say, we left, but not before I went into the kitchen and ministered to all the waiters, and the homer cook they had, Praise Jesus.
I hear they serve complimentary bread and butter upon request now.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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10-04-2006, 03:17 PM
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Yes, there sweet little girls, they are very kind and polite to others, they are energetic and have a good sense of humor. Yes, they are very sweet.
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You know where that energy comes from? Demons. You FAILED in their duty to shake the demons out of them, and look what happens. Luckily, there's still hope. Send them over to Landover, and we promise that we will do our very best to spank the demons out of them. If that fails, we'll have to bring in our specialist staff, who are very highly experienced, having served in military prisons across Iraq.
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The french are good at cooking, mind you, it's the only thing they are good at however.
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Brother, I urge you to take care, lest you fall into SATAN's clutches. Be very suspicious of any "sauces" this Frenchdemon serves you.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome -
10-04-2006, 04:34 PM
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The french are good at cooking, mind you, it's the only thing they are good at however.
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What's so good about snales and frogs covered with stinky unpronounceable cheese?
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10-04-2006, 07:18 PM
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What's so good about snales and frogs covered with stinky unpronounceable cheese?
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Did you earlier claim to be brittish, and then you insult FRENCH COOKING?
The audacity.
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