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Thumbs up UK judge standing up for Jesus - 06-01-2015, 11:52 PM

This godly judge has jailed a harlot for having relations out of wedlock.

Let this be a lesson to all you unmarried folks.

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-h...ester-32961127


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Default Re: UK judge standing up for Jesus - 06-02-2015, 01:59 AM

Putting harlots in jail for fornication must be chancy in England. Such upright and forceful standing up for Jesus in a place like that could easily lead to having a crowd of street people outside your door, waving torches and pitchforks. The English are an unsaved lot, stewed in warm beer and full of bubble and squeak. They eat cold beans on their hamburgers and fornicate in the streets. They are one of the most dangerous tribes in Europe. Surely, this judge is a powerful soldier for Christ and bound to sit at the right hand of God. Glory!


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Default Re: UK judge standing up for Jesus - 06-02-2015, 08:16 AM

A good start, but typical of a Godless English woman judge to jail someone for all the wrong reasons.

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She said a neighbour had complained "paragraph 3 of the order" had been breached at about 05:00 on 29 January."Gemma started screaming and shouting whilst having sex, which woke us up," said the neighbour. "This lasted 10 minutes."
The judge concluded: "I am satisfied that during the course of the early hours of 29 January 2015, at around 5am, the defendant was guilty of screaming and shouting whilst having sex at a level of noise which caused nuisance or annoyance to (a neighbour)."
(I should point out here that She = the judge.)

So this unmarried woman, being in the city (of Birmingham in this case), was obliged to cry out, for fear of otherwise being stoned to death. Deuteronomy 22:23-24 is perfectly clear on this.

If a damsel that is a virgin be betrothed unto an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her; Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, being in the city; and the man, because he hath humbled his neighbour's wife: so thou shalt put away evil from among you.

And what happened to the male in the case? Nothing!

Until England gets proper True Christian™ male judges, miscarriages of justice like this will continue.


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Default Re: UK judge standing up for Jesus - 06-02-2015, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
A good start, but typical of a Godless English woman judge to jail someone for all the wrong reasons.


(I should point out here that She = the judge.)

So this unmarried woman, being in the city (of Birmingham in this case), was obliged to cry out, for fear of otherwise being stoned to death. Deuteronomy 22:23-24 is perfectly clear on this.

If a damsel that is a virgin be betrothed unto an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her; Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, being in the city; and the man, because he hath humbled his neighbour's wife: so thou shalt put away evil from among you.

And what happened to the male in the case? Nothing!

Until England gets proper True Christian™ male judges, miscarriages of justice like this will continue.
Once again your interpretation is deep and thoughtful, Mrs Lytton-Vassey, and I thank you for your wisdom, but I fear I was not in full possession of the facts when I originally alerted the brethren to this story.

This was no virgin betrothed unto a husband. This was a right proper little hussie, who's full address and phone number I have been unable to resource, yet.

“There were men going in and out of her flat all the time.

“Then she would sleep all day."

This one's virginity had long gone.

Deuteronomy 23:18 Thou shalt not bring the hire of a whore, or the price of a dog, into the house of the LORD thy God for any vow: for even both these are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

I do agree that the judge got the punishment wrong.

Deuteronomy 22:21 Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.

(I'm not 100% sure about this as it may not be the appropriate punishment if it wasn't her father's house. Maybe a learned pastor could advice?)

The full story is here, but be warned, there are pictures of said harlot which may disturb children and the more sensitive among us.


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Default Re: UK judge standing up for Jesus - 06-03-2015, 11:29 AM

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"Gemma started screaming and shouting whilst having sex, which woke us up," said the neighbour. "This lasted 10 minutes."
Sounds like they were probably enjoying themselves. True Christian™ men get in and out as soon as possible. For me, that's about 30 seconds after I tell my wife that we're going to be performing the procreative act.

Truly this woman is a harlot and this "Wayne" character is going to be riding the 5:15 train to Hell.


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Default Re: UK judge standing up for Jesus - 06-05-2015, 02:02 AM

I'm actually OK with a female judge. After all, Deborah was a Judge of Israel, and she did a pretty good job. Of course, she had her general Barak (no relation to Barack HUSSEIN Obama) to serve as the brains of the operation. So, as long as this girl judge has a competent male barrister beside her to make the tough decisions, she's probably acceptible as a judge in God's eyes. Except, of course, when she is menstruating.


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Default Re: UK judge standing up for Jesus - 06-05-2015, 09:16 AM

I guess that there is still hope for England's salvation despite its long history of adultery (Anglicanism), universal theology (York Rite Freemasonry), and anti-theism (Charles Darwin, Richard Dawkins, and Christopher Hitchens). I assume that England is similar to Nineveh in the Book of Jonah.


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