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Default Re: 6 Reasons Why GOD HATES Lithuania - 12-23-2021, 09:14 PM

It is thoughtful of Lithuania to provide security for picnic parties. In the matter of politics however, Pa Ubu has some thoughts [Ubu Rex, Paris, 1896] for foreigners I thought the Latin title would be better but I can't find it in Latin anywhere so this will have to do.

Quote:
Act 5 Scene I
PA UBU. I’d rather it was me that reigns in Lithuania than him. At present you can see it isn’t either of us. At least, you can see it isn’t me.
MA UBU. There’s only one way for all your misdemeanours to be forgiven.
PA UBU. What is it? I’m willing to become a holy man. I want to be a bishop, and see my name on the calendar.


Perhaps others will think the world's had enough Père Ubus for one century though? Other career options are suggested here if the Phynance Charger can be rehabilitated. Long live Ubu!


Quote:
Acte Cinqième
Scène Première
Il fait nuit. LE PÈRE UBU dort. Entre LA MÈRE UBU sans le voir. L'obscurité est complète.

Père Ubu: J'aime mieux que ce soit moi que lui qui règne en Lithuanie. Pour le moment ça n'est ni l'un ni l'autre. Ainsi vous voyez que ça n'est pas moi.

Mère Ubu: Vous n'avez qu'une manière de vous faire pardonner tous vos méfaits.

Père Ubu: Laquelle? Je suis tout disposé à devenir un saint homme, je veux être évêque et voir mon nom sur le calendrier.
Acte Troisième
Scène VIII

Père Ubu: Ah! maintenant je vais monter à cheval. Amenez, messieurs, le cheval à phynances.

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