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Default How to decode your teenager's yapping - 01-06-2015, 11:46 PM
For some reason many teenagers are refusing to use proper American. To assist parents with understanding their teenages I will now share my vaste knowledge on the subject of teenage yapping. Simply lookup what your teenager is saying and see what it actually means.

Teenager yappingWhat it really means
“Turn up”I want to have anal sex
“TBT” (When it isn’t Thursday)I want to have anal sex
“Grind”I want to have anal sex
“Chirped”I want to have anal sex
“Doe”I want to have anal sex
“Mupload that ish”I want to have anal sex
“Swerve”I want to have anal sex
“Swag money”I want to have anal sex
“Am I right, ladies?”I want to have anal sex
“I can’t even”I want to have anal sex
“Flannel Friday”I want to have anal sex
“Kk”I want to have anal sex
“Is that a thing?”I want to have anal sex
“YAAASSSSSSSS”I want to have anal sex
“Hashtag”I want to have anal sex
“Killin’ it”I want to have anal sex
“Sprang break”I want to have anal sex
“Dat”I want to have anal sex
“Mad”I want to have anal sex
“Fam”I want to have anal sex
“Turnt”I want to have anal sex

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Default Re: How to decode your teenagers yapping - 01-07-2015, 06:30 AM
What if they never say any of those things? I sure don't.
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Default Re: How to decode your teenagers yapping - 01-07-2015, 06:35 AM
Yes! Amen! And you unsaved scum, I have met hundreds of unsaved teens. And I have yet to meet one that has not used those vile terms at least once. The only ones who do not use it are good, God-fearing teenagers.

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Default Re: How to decode your teenagers yapping - 01-07-2015, 06:42 AM
Well, I wouldn't quite say that...
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Default Re: How to decode your teenagers yapping - 01-07-2015, 06:44 AM
But unsaved scum are also liars. And God hates a liar. Ephesians 4:25-32

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Default Re: How to decode your teenagers yapping - 01-07-2015, 06:45 AM
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What if they never say any of those things? I sure don't.
So, what do you say when you want anal sex? I'm sure Cranky will add it to the list.

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Default Re: How to decode your teenagers yapping - 01-07-2015, 06:55 AM
I don't normally crave anal sex... I date women, not men.
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Default Re: How to decode your teenagers yapping - 01-07-2015, 06:59 AM
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I don't normally crave anal sex...
Or answer simple, direct questions, apparently.

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...I date women, not men.
Nobody asked or cares. According to the Bible, if you're damned for one thing, you may as well be damned for everything:

James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

And I'm sure you're guilty of at least one of the over 600 sins listed in the Bible.

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Default Re: How to decode your teenagers yapping - 01-07-2015, 07:20 AM
Nevertheless, I am more so... intelligible when it comes to talking. I speak English, and don't use this "Swag Talk" like most other kids. But I never said I was a "God fearing young man. I don't beat little kids, I defend them from bullies.
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Default Re: How to decode your teenagers yapping - 01-07-2015, 07:33 AM
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I don't normally crave anal sex... I date women, not men.
Young lady, if you date other women then that makes you one of those gays! Don't you know the Bible says that is an abomination???

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Nevertheless, I am more so... intelligible when it comes to talking. I speak English, and don't use this "Swag Talk" like most other kids. But I never said I was a "God fearing young man. I don't beat little kids, I defend them from bullies.
How is luring them into the back of your van with the promise of puppies and candy "defending them from bullies"?
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I don't normally crave anal sex... I date women, not men.
Well Jack, there is the rub. No one normally craves rectal sex. I personally am utterly repulsed by it. I cannot understand you perverts wanting it. Today a hamburger, tomorrow a steak, the following day, anal penetration by a group of guatemalan wetbacks. What about what God wants you to crave? Decency, a quiet wife and children. Must you make everything 'dirty'?

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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: How to decode your teenagers yapping - 01-08-2015, 12:14 AM
Oh my....I have never heard these terms from my own children. But I have heard them usually when getting food from the market and I must say I had NO idea this is what those unsaved teens meant! I feel utterly repulsed! I was considering bringing my eldest daughters to the market so I could show them how a wife shops for food in order to satisfy their husband's hunger. But with unsaved teens saying things horrid slang words, I am unsure if I am willing to expose them to such filthy language!
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Young lady, if you date other women then that makes you one of those gays! Don't you know the Bible says that is an abomination???
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Cool Re: How to decode your teenager's yapping - 05-12-2015, 09:32 PM
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For some reason many teenagers are refusing to use proper American. To assist parents with understanding their teenages I will now share my vaste knowledge on the subject of teenage yapping. Simply lookup what your teenager is saying and see what it actually means.

Teenager yappingWhat it really means
“Turn up”I want to have anal sex
“TBT” (When it isn’t Thursday)I want to have anal sex
“Grind”I want to have anal sex
“Chirped”I want to have anal sex
“Doe”I want to have anal sex
“Mupload that ish”I want to have anal sex
“Swerve”I want to have anal sex
“Swag money”I want to have anal sex
“Am I right, ladies?”I want to have anal sex
“I can’t even”I want to have anal sex
“Flannel Friday”I want to have anal sex
“Kk”I want to have anal sex
“Is that a thing?”I want to have anal sex
“YAAASSSSSSSS”I want to have anal sex
“Hashtag”I want to have anal sex
“Killin’ it”I want to have anal sex
“Sprang break”I want to have anal sex
“Dat”I want to have anal sex
“Mad”I want to have anal sex
“Fam”I want to have anal sex
“Turnt”I want to have anal sex
I have never had any desire to have anal sex. Weirdo.
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Default Re: How to decode your teenager's yapping - 05-12-2015, 10:57 PM
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I have never had any desire to have anal sex. Weirdo.
Just because it is so common, doesn't mean we are weird for not wanting to have anal sex. We may be in the minority, as pure white Christian Republicans, but we find your constant obsession over anal sex as perverse and strange. We feel completely normal.

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Just because it is so common, doesn't mean we are weird for not wanting to have anal sex. We may be in the minority, as pure white Christian Republicans, but we find your constant obsession over anal sex as perverse and strange. We feel completely normal.
When I said weirdo, I meant the fact that you people seriously thought I wanted anal sex at all. Heck, I'm not even interested in girls, (or boys), and I'm likely going to be single. I noticed I received an infraction for "disrespect." To be honest, if you treat me unfairly, or form unfounded stereotypes about me, then there isn't a lot there to respect.
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When I said weirdo, I meant the fact that you people seriously thought I wanted anal sex at all. Heck, I'm not even interested in girls, (or boys), and I'm likely going to be single. I noticed I received an infraction for "disrespect." To be honest, if you treat me unfairly, or form unfounded stereotypes about me, then there isn't a lot there to respect.
You are disgusting. Please drop the subject of anal sex for a moment and consider Lord Jesus. Can you think of anything but perversion for even a second?

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Default Re: How to decode your teenager's yapping - 05-13-2015, 12:00 AM
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When I said weirdo, I meant the fact that you people seriously thought I wanted anal sex at all. Heck, I'm not even interested in girls, (or boys), and I'm likely going to be single. I noticed I received an infraction for "disrespect." To be honest, if you treat me unfairly, or form unfounded stereotypes about me, then there isn't a lot there to respect.
You're not assexual, are you?

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