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Originally Posted by robert12345
I know, those damn anti-American frog-eaters. I don't like the nation but in find the language quite beautiful.
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I have recently translated the French national anthem. I am not sure I have the meter quite right but I am not a native French translator.
La Marseillaise
Please don't shoot me, please don't hurt me,
I surrender, I give up.
Take my country, take my children,
take it all, I'll bugger off.
Let me keep this one small bottle, and this tiny block of cheese,
Just don't make me take a shower, one thing no good Frenchman needs!
Let me ride off on my bike, and
you can have the old Renault
Tell my daughters that I love them
as you rape them on the floor
Frenchmen all are very haughty
don't use soap and aren't polite
But we have a way with weapons,
drop them and
run from the fight