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Default Your Guilty Pleasure? - 10-04-2014, 08:53 AM

Mine: STRYPER



These ladies really know how to rock it for Christ! I know they should be at home tending to their husbands' every desire, and wearing modest dresses made of sack cloth instead of scandalous spandex unitards, but I can't help but Praise The Lord for these precious little song birds!
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Default Re: Your Guilty Pleasure? - 10-04-2014, 12:22 PM

Hello Witch Hammer.

My guilty pleasure is I like to eat sardines straight out of the tin with my fingers when I am reading my Bible but sometimes the soybean oil gets on the pages and then my Post-It Notes fall off and then I can not find my favorite Bible verses also my Bible does not smell very nice.

Pastor Ezekiel said Boy I will personally have my assistant send you a water-proof and stain-proof and oil-resistant Bible when your updated Last Will and Testament is forwarded to me I am not his son I am much older his boots are made of dolphin skin.

Thank you.

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Default Re: Your Guilty Pleasure? - 10-04-2014, 06:53 PM

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Hello Witch Hammer.

My guilty pleasure is I like to eat sardines straight out of the tin with my fingers when I am reading my Bible but sometimes the soybean oil gets on the pages and then my Post-It Notes fall off and then I can not find my favorite Bible verses also my Bible does not smell very nice.

Pastor Ezekiel said Boy I will personally have my assistant send you a water-proof and stain-proof and oil-resistant Bible when your updated Last Will and Testament is forwarded to me I am not his son I am much older his boots are made of dolphin skin.

Thank you.

Rusty
Hey Rusty, you should try gefilte fish. Not from a can, though - they're nasty. They will not turn you into a Jew so don't worry. Maybe you can have the lady that cleans your house go to the store and get you some. Does she like sardines, too? I am going to send you a box of post-it notes and five tins of sardines. Enjoy, my friend.

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Default Re: Your Guilty Pleasure? - 10-05-2014, 04:13 AM

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I am going to send you a box of post-it notes and five tins of sardines. Enjoy, my friend.
At first, I've read "five tons of sardines," and I was overjoyed with your Christian love, Brother Larry. Five tins is still a nice gesture (small gesture, but a nice gesture), I'm sure Brother Rusty will appreciate it.
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Default Re: Your Guilty Pleasure? - 11-20-2014, 05:32 AM

Mine; Pipe dreaming of getting married.
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Default Re: Your Guilty Pleasure? - 11-20-2014, 07:44 AM

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Mine; Pipe dreaming of getting married.

What are you saying?!? Yap, yap, yap! Aren't you against marriage and ugh! You utterly Jesus-rejecting, fake Christians just baffle me with your logic, or lack of it, and it's clear that if you were filled with the Lord, you'd be an intelligent poster on these forums.


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Default Re: Your Guilty Pleasure? - 11-20-2014, 03:39 PM

My guilty pleasure? Snacks!
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Default Re: Your Guilty Pleasure? - 11-21-2014, 06:20 AM

I have many Bibles, KJV obviously. I must confess that I sometimes read this edition that has pink covers...



Psalms 44:15 My confusion is continually before me, and the shame of my face hath covered me.


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Thumbs up Re: Your Guilty Pleasure? - 11-22-2014, 12:33 AM

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These ladies really know how to rock it for Christ! I know they should be at home tending to their husbands' every desire, and wearing modest dresses made of sack cloth instead of scandalous spandex unitards, but I can't help but Praise The Lord for these precious little song birds!
You know, I have to say, even I find those girls pretty cute. I think my therapy is beginning to pay dividends! Maybe there's hope for me yet!


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Default Re: Your Guilty Pleasure? - 11-22-2014, 09:54 PM

My guilty pleasure.

Since masturbation is a the hot spot, i'd say masturbation to women beauty is my guilty pleasure, i know it's so gross to masturbate to females but i just can't help it, i am just a man afterall right?
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My guilty pleasure.

Since masturbation is a the hot spot, i'd say masturbation to women beauty is my guilty pleasure, i know it's so gross to masturbate to females but i just can't help it, i am just a man afterall right?
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Default Re: Your Guilty Pleasure? - 11-22-2014, 11:27 PM

Ye, i am man while having a relationship with a male, that's so true man, i understand you're jealous because you are still a young boy but there will be time you will become a full time man who is gonna know the taste of a man.
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Default Re: Your Guilty Pleasure? - 11-23-2014, 04:14 AM

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...but there will be time you will become a full time man who is gonna know the taste of a man.
Hey, clueless, look at the medals beside Mr. Smyth's avatar.

They don't give this out to just anyone.


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Default Re: Your Guilty Pleasure? - 11-23-2014, 04:35 AM

Excuse me, that man over there was a former gay? Maybe i am mistaken? Oh well i guess we got a problem over here .

Haha funny thing actually that explains that sudden "you are homosexual " outburst, guilt is a killer, i got called a homo by someone who slurped at men's butts, nice.

Ah, just before i forget to type it down, please i don't wish to hear that you don't want that ding dong anymore, because we both know you simply can't change your brain fuctioning.
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Default Re: Your Guilty Pleasure? - 11-23-2014, 05:11 AM

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because we both know you simply can't change your brain fuctioning.
You couldn't be more wrong. You see, I am four fifths through a PHD in Ethical Christian Psychology, and I studied these things called paraphilias.

In layman terms, a paraphilia is a sexual perversion. Various fetishes are paraphilias, and it includes such abnormal insults to God as wearing latex, beastiality, and homerism.

These paraphilias can be acquired through repetitive behavior in association with sexual stimulus. A person can literally make oneself (or someone else) pick up a paraphilia by doing it repeatedly. In essence then, homersexuality is an acquired perversion, just as we knew all along.


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Default Re: Your Guilty Pleasure? - 11-23-2014, 05:28 AM

That's interesting, i am guessing you are very smart person.

But if we follow such logic, that means either Smyths friends or he himself repeatedly tried the ding dong thing?

See, fetishes are small details, we all have them but the thing is sexual orientation is the main thing, it's the bigger picture. Paraphilias doesn't cause homosexuality, it's just some weird-ass fetishes people have.

We should ask Smyth about that factor actually, at what age he felt sexually attracted by men, he will for sure say: since he remembers, he was born that way.

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That's interesting, i am guessing you are very smart person.

But if we follow such logic, that means either Smyths friends or he himself repeatedly tried the ding dong thing?

See, fetishes are small details, we all have them but the thing is sexual orientation is the main thing, it's the bigger picture. Paraphilias doesn't cause homosexuality, it's just some weird-ass fetishes people have.

We should ask Smyth about that factor actually, at what age he felt sexually attracted by men, he will for sure say: since he remembers, he was born that way.

Follow sience. This is one of the basic videos ever, watch this:

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Why, you sound like the most intelligent man on the planet! Let's all bow down and worship his weiner, for he is the greatest thing ever! (said no one ever!)

You sound like a hell-bound sinner! But look, not all is lost, for our dear sweet Jesus is willing to take in even people like you, and make them as spotless and godly as myself and even more godly than me, my master, head of house, and husband!

Also, please be careful with your language, young man! There are children on these forums, trying to learn more about the good Lord, and you are spouting off your garbage and foul language. If you were my son, I'd wash your mouth with the strongest soap and bleach possible, and then I'd give you to my strong capable husband to teach you a lesson, that I as a feeble woman, cannot give! He'd be able to beat/pray the gay out of you, for he is a pastor, and we can do all things through Christ. Philippians 4:13

If you think homosexuality is good, it leads to hell. Heaven is just so much better, I mean I just can't wait to be sitting at the Lord's feet, listening to Him. He is such a kind master. Matthew 11:28

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