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Default Advice from Landoverians - 10-04-2008, 11:08 AM

I'm planning to bring the family down from Godless Canada to Freehold for a vacation/prayer retreat this winter. My children sorely need some proper Christian influences.

Can you suggest a good hotel? Or a good place to board? My kids are fantastic at chores, I didn't make the mistake of sparing the rod. They know they're place in this God-loving family.

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Default Re: Advice from Landoverians - 10-04-2008, 03:40 PM

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I'm planning to bring the family down from Godless Canada to Freehold for a vacation/prayer retreat this winter. My children sorely need some proper Christian influences.

Can you suggest a good hotel? Or a good place to board? My kids are fantastic at chores, I didn't make the mistake of sparing the rod. They know they're place in this God-loving family.

I would suggest speaking to Pastor Zeke, he has a few guest bedrooms on his estate. And I guarantee he will have a few chores for those children to do, in order to bring them closer to God of course.


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Default Re: Advice from Landoverians - 10-04-2008, 11:07 PM

You are welcome to stay in my home. As long as your children do not make any sudden moves my Rottweilers will not rip them apart be the affectionate Godly dogs that they are.

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I'm planning to bring the family down from Godless Canada to Freehold for a vacation/prayer retreat this winter. My children sorely need some proper Christian influences.

Can you suggest a good hotel? Or a good place to board? My kids are fantastic at chores, I didn't make the mistake of sparing the rod. They know they're place in this God-loving family.





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28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Default Re: Advice from Landoverians - 10-05-2008, 02:23 AM

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You are welcome to stay in my home. As long as your children do not make any sudden moves my Rottweilers will not rip them apart be the affectionate Godly dogs that they are.

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Ah, dogs. That might be a problem. My children are Inuit. While they are familiar with Huskies as work animals they have no concept of pets. Animals either work for you or are food. There is no in-between.

Worse, my children know how to fashion weapons large enough to take a Polar Bear down, and can do it in minutes. And since the normal Inuit prey is often larger than them they know how to hunt as a group. One distracts while 6 attack from the sides and rear.

I really don't want to have to eat raw dog meat (again), can you perhaps convince a blind person to move in while we are there? I'll try to convince the kids they are work animals - seeing-eye dogs. I'll do my best, can't promise anything though.
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Default Re: Advice from Landoverians - 10-05-2008, 09:33 AM

I hope you mean EX-Inuit. I'm not sure if I want any non-White Americans as a guest in one of our homes. If they are coming in a strictly servant capacity, that would be alright.


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Default Re: Advice from Landoverians - 10-13-2008, 11:01 PM

I appreciate your concern Brother. I don't look at my Rottweilers as pets per se. They are more like disposal units that roam my estate and consume transients, nigra, etc.

I think this could be entertaining for us both, I have 6 dogs so it would be fun. I can always get new dogs and you can always make more little Inuits.

We can sell tickets and profit from it !

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Ah, dogs. That might be a problem. My children are Inuit. While they are familiar with Huskies as work animals they have no concept of pets. Animals either work for you or are food. There is no in-between.

Worse, my children know how to fashion weapons large enough to take a Polar Bear down, and can do it in minutes. And since the normal Inuit prey is often larger than them they know how to hunt as a group. One distracts while 6 attack from the sides and rear.

I really don't want to have to eat raw dog meat (again), can you perhaps convince a blind person to move in while we are there? I'll try to convince the kids they are work animals - seeing-eye dogs. I'll do my best, can't promise anything though.




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27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
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29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Default Re: Advice from Landoverians - 10-14-2008, 02:17 AM

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Default Re: Advice from Landoverians - 10-14-2008, 06:22 AM

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I appreciate your concern Brother. I don't look at my Rottweilers as pets per se. They are more like disposal units that roam my estate and consume transients, nigra, etc.

I think this could be entertaining for us both, I have 6 dogs so it would be fun. I can always get new dogs and you can always make more little Inuits.

We can sell tickets and profit from it !

YIC,
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Wouldn't it be far more tidy to simply keep them in concrete-floored, chain link kennels, sliding their dry kibble through a slot under the door, and hosing them down every few days? Maybe you could let them out for a run a couple of times a day, on a chain?

Surely kennels would be far more comfortable than those igloos they're used to.


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Default Re: Advice from Landoverians - 10-14-2008, 10:31 AM

Boy,

You have been packing fudge in Ames too long and have not been around here. Bitterness over the fact that LBU rejected your application and your are stuck with the secular ISU is no reason to spew on our Godly Forum™

Every time you show up here we are all reminded of why your father left all those years ago.

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29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Default Re: Advice from Landoverians - 10-14-2008, 12:12 PM

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Boy,

You have been packing fudge in Ames too long and have not been around here. Bitterness over the fact that LBU rejected your application and your are stuck with the secular ISU is no reason to spew on our Godly Forum™

Every time you show up here we are all reminded of why your father left all those years ago.
Around here? What do you know about "here"?

YOU ARE DELUSIONAL.

I doubt you even live in Iowa, you nutcase. That is why you will always be "seeking the Truth©", but never finding it. Wake up and smell the coffee, loser.
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"here" as in this Godly Forum™

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Funny you phrase it this way. You and Captain Asshat share many of the same qualities although his IQ is much higher than yours. You are doomed to failure in college but you will at least be able to put "some college" on the two paragraph document you call a resume.

That might even get you a night manager job at the Quik Trip® or Taco Johns® across the street from your old high school.

The only thing God wants from you at this point boy is for you to stand upright so your knuckles stop dragging and quit breathing through your mouth long enough to vote for President McCain and Vice President Palin.

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I doubt you even live in Iowa, you nutcase. That is why you will always be "seeking the Truth©", but never finding it. Wake up and smell the coffee, loser.




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28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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You and Captain Asshat share many of the same qualities although his IQ is much higher than yours. You are doomed to failure in college but you will at least be able to put "some college" on the two paragraph document you call a resume.

That might even get you a night manager job at the Quik Trip® or Taco Johns® across the street from your old high school.

The only thing God wants from you at this point boy is for you to stand upright so your knuckles stop dragging and quit breathing through your mouth long enough to vote for President McCain and Vice President Palin.
Jesus doesn't want a woman to be in authority over any man. Jesus and I both agree on that; therefore, you are voting against Jesus. Sadly, the pastor's are wrong in this case. They are only human after all.

These forums are as close as a sinner like you will ever come to Glory®. Listen here, heathen. If I ever caught you within Freehold I would beat you within an inch of your life and castrate you. If there is one thing I don't like it is a spineless butt kissing suck up. If you want to suck the pastors' dicks why don't you do it via PM's and stop embarassing yourself on the open forums. You will NEVER be a True Christian© because you are a pretender.

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Yes I am still the same sad little WoW wannabe I was when I darkened the doors of this forum. Our Godly Pastors® have been wonderfully tolerant of my infantile spews.




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Default Re: Advice from Landoverians - 10-16-2008, 06:07 PM

Boy,

You do bring up a very interesting point with this post. I notice you do not have a slogan at all. Probably because our Pastor's don't know what to make of you.

I would suggest Sad Little WoW Wannabe® or maybe Numbnuts With A Plastic Sword© might be appropriate.

I leave it to the wisdom of our Pastor's and Moderator's to come up with an appropriate one.

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These forums are as close as a sinner like you will ever come to Glory®. Listen here, heathen. If I ever caught you within Freehold I would beat you within an inch of your life and castrate you. If there is one thing I don't like it is a spineless butt kissing suck up. If you want to suck the pastors' dicks why don't you do it via PM's and stop embarassing yourself on the open forums. You will NEVER be a True Christian© because you are a pretender.

Now obcenity removed, sinner.




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28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
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Default Re: Advice from Landoverians - 10-17-2008, 10:13 PM

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You will NEVER be a True Christian© because you are a pretender.

Now f*ck off, sinner.
I can't help but notice that Sayved seems to be a True Christian™ (note: not © ), while Spayhr of the Tire is not.


Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Default Re: Advice from Landoverians - 10-19-2008, 03:58 PM

Hindsight's a bitch ain't it, Vahyr?


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Default Re: Advice from Landoverians - 10-19-2008, 09:27 PM

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Hindsight's a bitch ain't it, Vahyr?
All that proves is that he is a colossal butt kisser.

He is not and never will be a True Christian© at this rate. He spits in the face of Jesus along with your entire online congregation (Supporting a women in a position of power over men). If you think a few words underneath a name mean anything you are just as DELUSIONAL as your homosexual friend Sayved.

But as a mere women I don't expect you to have the intellectual capacity to comprehend the differences between words and action. One must have Jesus in their hearts. Your titles are merely lip service and you know it.

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Mark 7: 6-9[/b]] He answered and said unto them, Well hath Esaias prophesied of you hypocrites, as it is written, This people honoureth me with their lips, but their heart is far from me. Howbeit in vain do they worship me, teaching for doctines the commandments of men. For laying aside the commandment of God, ye hold the tradition of men, as the washing of pots and cups: and many other such like things ye do. And he said unto them, Full well ye reject the commandment of God, that ye may keep your own tradition.
The will of the GOP is NOT necessarily the will of GOD!!!! HOW DARE YOU SUPPORT PALIN FOR VP!!!

Don't make me school you on the Bible and prove how much more of a True Christian© I am than you are, wench.
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Default Re: Advice from Landoverians - 10-19-2008, 09:51 PM

Boy,

Medical science has made great strides in treating your brain chemistry imbalance. Medications such as Risperdal®, Zyprexa®, Seroquel®, or Serdolect® can be quite helpful with your condition. Based on your own description of your personal history, that bored us all, you certainly grew up under Title 19 coverage. Although you are 18 now you might still be able to BS your way into the system. If not the Jim Ellefson Clinic on the east side at 33rd and Washington may be able to help you out.

We are all praying for you here at Landover and hope that you are able to find the help that you so desperately need.

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27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Default Re: Advice from Landoverians - 10-20-2008, 03:39 AM

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I appreciate your concern Brother. I don't look at my Rottweilers as pets per se. They are more like disposal units that roam my estate and consume transients, nigra, etc.

I think this could be entertaining for us both, I have 6 dogs so it would be fun. I can always get new dogs and you can always make more little Inuits.

We can sell tickets and profit from it !

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Indeed, you are correct. It would be a contest worthy of admission - were it a fair one. However, Inuit do not enter into fair fights with animals, they're aren't stupid. Ignorant in almost everything, yes, but not contests with animals. Since my little army has some very young members I do believe my wife would roll her carcass off the couch and join the fight as general of the little army. So 8 against 6 would likely be a standoff from the animals point of view - an attempt to attack in force would be met with some uncomfortable holes in them from the spears that used to hold up your drapes. Detente. But not really so. Wolves are pack animals, Rotts not. They would go down one by one later. Inuit ARE pack animals, with a long memory and insatiable hunger for raw meat.

I sleep with my door locked, btw.
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Default Re: Advice from Landoverians - 10-20-2008, 03:45 AM

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Wouldn't it be far more tidy to simply keep them in concrete-floored, chain link kennels, sliding their dry kibble through a slot under the door, and hosing them down every few days? Maybe you could let them out for a run a couple of times a day, on a chain?

Surely kennels would be far more comfortable than those igloos they're used to.
Well, that's the thing. I took them out of the north a year ago to the land without igloos. So they're already familiar with the kennel I've built for them here. Had to after every dog and cat in a half mile radius disappeared. So I'm hoping a bit of freedom in Freehold, and exposure to True Christians will exorcise the Eskimo out of them. At least a bit.

Y'all don't have too many pets do you?
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