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The Bible is clear about Jesus. He loves those whom He has chosen to reign with Him in Heaven forever. There are signs which follow conversion, described in The Bible (our only source for His teachings) so that we'd know what to expect.

Mark 16:15-19 And he [Jesus] said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature. He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned. And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues; they shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover. So then after the Lord had spoken unto them, he was received up into heaven, and sat on the right hand of God.

Those are some pretty unmistakeable signs. How do we know we were chosen? Quite simple, really: God told us.

Ephesians 1:3-5 Blessed be the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, who hath blessed us with all spiritual blessings in heavenly places in Christ: according as he hath chosen us in him before the foundation of the world, that we should be holy and without blame before him in love: having predestinated us unto the adoption of children by Jesus Christ to himself, according to the good pleasure of his will.

There are also people who are not Christians. Most people.

Matthew 22:14 Many are called but few are chosen.

Jesus knew that different standards of hygiene, diet, medicine, new theories of disease, psychiatry, and the denial of demonic possession were just around the corner and that tablets, nose drops, injections and potions would be made to counteract the symptoms He sent to warn us and help us to find Salvation. He knew that all of these would contradict what He taught and enable people to claim that His ministry never happened as described because—for example—there are no devils causing convulsions to be cast out in the first place. Plague, He knew it would be claimed, never results from negative lifestyle choices made by a great-great-grandparent. Jesus even knew which nose drops would be invented to "cure" which ailments and what chemicals would be combined to make them! But they're not really cures are they. Most of the time they don't even treat the symptoms. Demon possessed wretches remain occupied by devils. The palsied remain palsied and hallucinating psychotics—except when sedated into oblivion—continue to hallucinate.


SYMPTOMS

All sorts of symptoms are described. We know about symptoms developing when reclining which are relieved by sleep. Could there also be symptoms developing when asleep which are relieved by coma? We know that reactions in many situations—to passing eye-candy for instance—in themselves are sinful. He seems to like you: what should you do? Maybe on a luxury rail journey, returning from the cocktail lounge, she stumbles into you "I think a man with a moustache is very attractive, would you like to try one of these cigars?" The Bible is very explicit on just this point. In both cases the answer is No. But the real sin is the thought in the first place.


CONSEQUENCES
II Samuel 11:1—12:24
Many of those thoughts have condemned progeny for generations to lives of misery. Jesus knew that people would disagree with The Bible but that is what it teaches us. When King David succumbed to Bathsheba's taking a bath right outside his private balcony the consequences were severe. Very severe indeed. His child would be blasted and suffer a lingering death. No-one made up a name for David's carrying on and although the child would these days get some diagnosis or other, no-one suggested any other cause than God. Obviously as the King chosen by God nothing was going to happen to David so he got the husband killed, married Bathsheba, and produced the wisest man who ever lived.
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Default Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness - 07-01-2019, 09:49 PM

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You may have heard of chronic fatigue syndrome (CFS), sometimes also known as myalgic encephalomyelitis (ME), post-viral fatigue syndrome (PVFS) or chronic fatigue immune dysfunction syndrome (CFIDS). It's the perfect illness to fake if you don't want to work. Simply mimic a collection of vague, subjective symptoms, shop around for a doctor who will give you the diagnosis you want, and sit back and watch your Social Security money roll in.

But even some secular doctors don't believe in CFS. It is, and always has been, a controversial diagnosis. There is no test or scan that can prove you have it and secular scientists can't even agree on what causes it or how to treat it -- which is exactly what you'd expect if it doesn't exist. As a good theoscientist, I won't accept the existence of something without evidence.

So what causes CFS? Let's look at the symptoms for clues (theoscientific explanation in red).
  1. Fatigue Laziness
  2. Loss of memory or concentration Laziness with comorbid retardation
  3. Sore throat Psychosomatic
  4. Enlarged lymph nodes in your neck or armpits Psychosomatic
  5. Unexplained muscle pain Psychosomatic
  6. Pain that moves from one joint to another without swelling or redness Definitely psychosomatic
  7. Headache of a new type, pattern or severity Psychosomatic
  8. Unrefreshing sleep Laziness
  9. Extreme exhaustion lasting more than 24 hours after physical or mental exercise Laziness

As you can see, three of the symptoms are caused by laziness and the others are imaginary. According to the secular Wickedpedia, additional symptoms may include:
  1. Muscle weakness Laziness
  2. Increased sensitivity to light, sounds and smells Psychosomatic
  3. Orthostatic intolerance Don't know what that is, so it's probably fake too
  4. Digestive disturbances Possibly genuine, but nothing that can't be fixed by prayer and laxatives/ Immodium; certainly no excuse not to work
  5. Depression (Another fake illness) Laziness
  6. Painful and often slightly swollen lymph nodes Psychosomatic
  7. Cardiac and respiratory problems Psychosomatic

As I have demonstrated, the underlying motive for pretending to have CFS is laziness. In order to be diagnosed with the "disease" one must lie to or deceive oneself or a doctor about having the imaginary symptoms. Laziness and lying are not illnesses; they are sins.


What the Bible says about laziness

Proverbs 6:6 Go to the ant, thou sluggard; consider her ways, and be wise:

Proverbs 10:4-5 He becometh poor that dealeth with a slack hand: but the hand of the diligent maketh rich. He that gathereth in summer is a wise son: but he that sleepeth in harvest is a son that causeth shame.

Proverbs 10:26 As vinegar to the teeth, and as smoke to the eyes, so is the sluggard to them that send him.

Proverbs 12:24 The hand of the diligent shall bear rule: but the slothful shall be under tribute.

Proverbs 12:27 The slothful man roasteth not that which he took in hunting: but the substance of a diligent man is precious.

Proverbs 13:4 The soul of the sluggard desireth, and hath nothing: but the soul of the diligent shall be made fat.

Proverbs 14:23 In all labour there is profit: but the talk of the lips tendeth only to penury.

Proverbs 18:9 He also that is slothful in his work is brother to him that is a great waster.

Proverbs 19:15 Slothfulness casteth into a deep sleep; and an idle soul shall suffer hunger.

Proverbs 20:4 The sluggard will not plow by reason of the cold; therefore shall he beg in harvest, and have nothing.

Proverbs 20:13 Love not sleep, lest thou come to poverty; open thine eyes, and thou shalt be satisfied with bread.

Proverbs 21:25 The desire of the slothful killeth him; for his hands refuse to labour.

Proverbs 24:30-34
30 I went by the field of the slothful, and by the vineyard of the man void of understanding;
31 And, lo, it was all grown over with thorns, and nettles had covered the face thereof, and the stone wall thereof was broken down.
32 Then I saw, and considered it well: I looked upon it, and received instruction.
33 Yet a little sleep, a little slumber, a little folding of the hands to sleep:
34 So shall thy poverty come as one that travelleth; and thy want as an armed man.

Proverbs 26:13-16
13 The slothful man saith, There is a lion in the way; a lion is in the streets.
14 As the door turneth upon his hinges, so doth the slothful upon his bed.
15 The slothful hideth his hand in his bosom; it grieveth him to bring it again to his mouth.
16 The sluggard is wiser in his own conceit than seven men that can render a reason.

Ecclesiastes 10:18 By much slothfulness the building decayeth; and through idleness of the hands the house droppeth through.

Romans 12:11 Not slothful in business; fervent in spirit; serving the Lord;

Ephesians 4:28 Let him that stole steal no more: but rather let him labour, working with his hands the thing which is good, that he may have to give to him that needeth.

Hebrews 6:12 That ye be not slothful, but followers of them who through faith and patience inherit the promises.



The penalty for laziness

The penalty for laziness is starvation (2 Thes 3:10) and shunning (2 Thes 3:14). If this fails to produce repentance, then the lazy man is no better than an unbeliever (1 Tim 5:8) and will be damned to eternal torment (Mat 25:30).

2 Thessalonians 3:10-14
For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat.
11 For we hear that there are some which walk among you disorderly, working not at all, but are busybodies.
12 Now them that are such we command and exhort by our Lord Jesus Christ, that with quietness they work, and eat their own bread.
13 But ye, brethren, be not weary in well doing.
14 And if any man obey not our word by this epistle, note that man, and have no company with him, that he may be ashamed.

1 Timothy 5:8 But if any provide not for his own, and specially for those of his own house, he hath denied the faith, and is worse than an infidel.

Matthew 25:26-30
26 His lord answered and said unto him, Thou wicked and slothful servant, thou knewest that I reap where I sowed not, and gather where I have not strawed:
27 Thou oughtest therefore to have put my money to the exchangers, and then at my coming I should have received mine own with usury.
28 Take therefore the talent from him, and give it unto him which hath ten talents.
29 For unto every one that hath shall be given, and he shall have abundance: but from him that hath not shall be taken away even that which he hath.
30 And cast ye the unprofitable servant into outer darkness: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.



What the Bible says about hard work

God commands hard work and self-reliance, and not doing what God says is sinning by omission (Jas 4:17).

Ecclesiastes 9:10 Whatsoever thy hand findeth to do, do it with thy might; for there is no work, nor device, nor knowledge, nor wisdom, in the grave, whither thou goest.

Colossians 3:23 And whatsoever ye do, do it heartily, as to the Lord, and not unto men;

1 Thessalonians 4:10-12
10 And indeed ye do it toward all the brethren which are in all Macedonia: but we beseech you, brethren, that ye increase more and more;
11 And that ye study to be quiet, and to do your own business, and to work with your own hands, as we commanded you;
12 That ye may walk honestly toward them that are without, and that ye may have lack of nothing.



What the Bible says about lying

Lev 19:11 Ye shall not steal, neither deal falsely, neither lie one to another.

Prov 6:16-19
16 These six things doth the Lord hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
17 A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
18 An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
19 A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

Prov 12:22 Lying lips are abomination to the Lord: but they that deal truly are his delight.

Prov 13:5 A righteous man hateth lying: but a wicked man is loathsome, and cometh to shame.

Jn 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.

Eph 4:29 Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers.

Col 3:9 Lie not one to another, seeing that ye have put off the old man with his deeds;



The penalty for lying

God will destroy liars.

Ps 5:6 Thou shalt destroy them that speak leasing: the Lord will abhor the bloody and deceitful man.

Liars will find themselves locked out of the heavenly city.

Rev 22:14-15 Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city. For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.


Final exhortation

So you see, CFS is incompatible with True Christianity™ and eternal salvation. If you claim to have CFS and want to avoid the fires of hell, you must repent of your slothful, deceitful ways and embrace the Baptist work ethic. But please don't try to convince us that your fake illness exists.

Its caused by low metabolism and neck problems you uneducated man. It ruins lives to go die in a whole you ignorant pig unless you want to teach yourself some better loving morals
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Default Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness - 07-01-2019, 10:05 PM

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Young lady, that is no way to address a senior servant of . I will thank you to realize that Brother Pendergast is one of the finest Theophysicists of Almighty. You should be humbled and honored of the privilege to read of his advice on chronic fatigue syndrome -- as given to him by the . Furthermore, you have demonstrated, very clearly, that your potty mouth is the result of your rebellious upbringing!

I Corinthians 15:33 "Be not deceived: evil communications corrupt good manners."

If I were you, young lady, I would repent of my sins immediately!

II Corinthians 7:10 "For godly sorrow worketh repentance to salvation not to be repented of: but the sorrow of the world worketh death."

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Its caused by low metabolism and neck problems you uneducated man. It ruins lives to go die in a whole you ignorant pig unless you want to teach yourself some better loving morals
So I'm guessing your name is ironic due to your very unangelic tone? Young kids today have no respect for their elders! Remember what happened to the boys who laughed and made fun of Elisha!


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2 Kings 2:23-24


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Its caused by low metabolism and neck problems
It is caused by sin, like all diseases.


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Yes, I'm sure you are so much more educated than Dr. Pim Pendergast, PhD.


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If somebody is so lazy and shiftless that it ruins their life, that's on them. Jesus hates the lazy, it's in the Bible.


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Default Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness - 07-03-2019, 04:46 PM

Perhaps, Chronic Fatigue Syndrome is real because I get a lot of it. Theoretically I can trace it to one of my weaknesses, my compulsive sexual habits and a real succubus that inhabits my body. This demon saps all the living energy and does not let me focus on productive activities.

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Young lady, as dear Brother Lukes has so kindly pointed out, you need to read the -- faithfully and diligently! And please don't give me any excuse about how you're too tired to even open the Book. And don't bother whining about how it's hard to understand the way it's written. The good equipped you with a mind, and it's not fault that you are not making progress. You will find that once you put your "all" into reading the Holy Scriptures, then you will receive blessings from Almighty, which He promises so mightily:

Isaiah 41:10 "Fear thou not; for I am with thee: be not dismayed; for I am thy God: I will strengthen thee; yea, I will help thee; yea, I will uphold thee with the right hand of my righteousness."

But, first of all, before you receive those blessed assurances, YOU have to do some groundwork, and that means to read the Scriptures every chance that avails you! Please, do let us know how you're getting on -- we look forward to being pleasantly surprised with words of encouragement from you.
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Default Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness - 07-03-2019, 05:49 PM

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Young lady, as dear Brother Lukes has so kindly pointed out, you need to read the -- faithfully and diligently! And please don't give me any excuse about how you're too tired to even open the Book. And don't bother whining about how it's hard to understand the way it's written. The good equipped you with a mind, and it's not fault that you are not making progress. You will find that once you put your "all" into reading the Holy Scriptures, then you will receive blessings from Almighty, which He promises so mightily:

Isaiah 41:10 "Fear thou not; for I am with thee: be not dismayed; for I am thy God: I will strengthen thee; yea, I will help thee; yea, I will uphold thee with the right hand of my righteousness."

But, first of all, before you receive those blessed assurances, YOU have to do some groundwork, and that means to read the Scriptures every chance that avails you! Please, do let us know how you're getting on -- we look forward to being pleasantly surprised with words of encouragement from you.
Sincerely, Isabella W.


As promised I read a few passages from Genesis (I love that word. Isn't that a rock band starring Phil Collins, from the 80s)


I am so confused by the 4th verse. How can you divide light from the dark? I just did an experiment with a flashlight. All I see a shadow on the wall where the light beams. Why doesn't the Bible passage mention a shadow?


It hurts my brain so much that I need a Menthol cigarette but I promise you I will get back to reading more.


1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
3 And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
4 And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness
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As promised I read a few passages from Genesis (I love that word. Isn't that a rock band starring Phil Collins, from the 80s)

I am so confused by the 4th verse. How can you divide light from the dark? I just did an experiment with a flashlight. All I see a shadow on the wall where the light beams. Why doesn't the Bible passage mention a shadow?

It hurts my brain so much that I need a Menthol cigarette but I promise you I will get back to reading more.

1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
3 And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
4 And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness
Young lady, I have no idea about the name of any rock & roll band, even those that may or may not be named after Books within the . For your information, my idea of music is whatever the local Salvation Army band might be playing so I have no interest in noise other music. Anyway, onto your other concerns.

I am attaching a link to an article about the division of light and darkness. Please see if you can begin to understand this. You might have to read it a few times as I realize it can be confusing to a newcomer in the . Considering that you're stuck at the fourth verse in the entire , I suspect that the article might take you a bit of time.

https://exceedingfaith.com/god-separ...ight-darkness/

And, please, do not smoke. Heavenly days, no! Your body is not meant for indulging in practices that are unhealthy or otherwise disgusting, and that applies to smoking of any kind.

I Corinthians 6:19, 20:
9 What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own? 20 For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's.

Good Heaven! I've just noticed the time. I'm hosting a 4th of July lunch tomorrow and I must get to the store to get some fresh eggs for the making of my mayonnaise. Should you not receive a reply from me in the next little while, it's because I'll be busy with my preparations. Until then, happy reading, Miss Chubbs.

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Young lady, I have no idea about the name of any rock & roll band, even those that may or may not be named after Books within the .

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Ma'am, why you're calling me a lady. I am a man and as straight as they come.


I am not really for the queers, that should put me on the same side as the Bible lovers. I nearly voted for President Trump (unfotunately I was too passed out that day from a routine drug overdose.)


I have been in and out of rehab but you shouldn't be so cruel to categorize me in the wrong gender.


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I am attaching a link to an article about the division of light and darkness. Please see if you can begin to understand this. You might have to read it a few times as I realize it can be confusing to a newcomer in the . Considering that you're stuck at the fourth verse in the entire , I suspect that the article might take you a bit of time.

https://exceedingfaith.com/god-separ...ight-darkness/

Thanks I'm gonna check it out for sure. I will confess it rightaway. I can't read very quickly as I don't understand the meaning of so many words which I don't have to use in my daily life. Looking up a dictionary is painful, I'd rather have a colonscopy (Hooray I used such a big word! Congratulations to me).


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And, please, do not smoke. Heavenly days, no! Your body is not meant for indulging in practices that are unhealthy or otherwise disgusting, and that applies to smoking of any kind.

It's a habit a carryover from Europe. You see in Europe they smoke everywhere, on the porch, outside cafes, churches (if there's any church attendees), schools, bus stations, even gas stations. Everyone smokes from school-going kids to eighty-year old ladies.


Unfortuantly it would take a while for me to quit this habit. I know it isn't nice.
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I Corinthians 6:19, 20:
9 What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own? 20 For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's.

Why can't Jesus Christ use simpler words. What's with all the "ye" and "thou", if I talk that way in the Bronx or Trenton (it's like the Watts or the East Coast), see how long that will last me!


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ood Heaven! I've just noticed the time. I'm hosting a 4th of July lunch tomorrow and I must get to the store to get some fresh eggs for the making of my mayonnaise. Should you not receive a reply from me in the next little while, it's because I'll be busy with my preparations. Until then, happy reading, Miss Chubbs.

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Happy 4th of July to you and everyone else on this lovely forum. I am declaring my independence from the succubus that inhabits my body, very important day for me. Look forward to your support.
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Ma'am, why you're calling me a lady. I am a man and as straight as they come.

I am not really for the queers, that should put me on the same side as the Bible lovers. I nearly voted for President Trump (unfotunately I was too passed out that day from a routine drug overdose.)

I have been in and out of rehab but you shouldn't be so cruel to categorize me in the wrong gender.

YIC,
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Dear Mr. Chubbs: I do apologize for my error in addressing you previously. Without a photo avatar on your profile, I assumed that you are female. Then, reading through a few of your postings, I had wondered if you are a confused transsexualistic type of person questioning your identity. Regardless, you've cleared that up, somewhat, but I must say that I am concerned that you've had "routine" drug overdoses. This is why you need to trust in completely.

I may missed something in the other postings, but did you say that you are, or are not, truly saved? Are you redeemed by the precious of the Lamb? Have you asked to forgive you of your disgusting sins? Have you decided that you will follow , in repentance and service? If the answer to any of those is "no","not sure" or "maybe", then you need to get down to basics and get saved. If you would like some help from one of our Godly pastors, then I'm sure that someone would be more than happy to help you.
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I may missed something in the other postings, but did you say that you are, or are not, truly saved? Are you redeemed by the precious of the Lamb? Have you asked to forgive you of your disgusting sins? Have you decided that you will follow , in repentance and service? If the answer to any of those is "no","not sure" or "maybe", then you need to get down to basics and get saved. If you would like some help from one of our Godly pastors, then I'm sure that someone would be more than happy to help you.
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One word answer: I am interested. But why is everyone being so mean to me? I said I'm on your side whilst I try to figure things out. You gotta cut me some slack. Never read the Bible my whole life. Never went to churches in a long time. Do Catholic confessionals count?
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One word answer: I am interested. But why is everyone being so mean to me? I said I'm on your side whilst I try to figure things out. You gotta cut me some slack. Never read the Bible my whole life. Never went to churches in a long time. Do Catholic confessionals count?
Dear Chubby: That's nice that you are interested, but having nice intentions will not get you into Heaven to avoid the wrath of Almighty . Only those who are truly saved and washed in the of the Lamb will escape the fires of , and it is that eternal damnation that you so surely deserve.

Revelation 21:8 " But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."

As for your statement that we need to "cut" you "some slack", if you don't like us for telling you the Truth about the love of , then you can always complain to when you stand before on Judgment Day. And feel free to take your time. You will be in eternity then. I am sure that the good will give you lots of opportunity to explain why you rejected Salvation and why you chose instead of .

As for people on this sanctified site "being so mean" to you, that is utter rubbish. People here have been very interested in what you've had to say. We are only telling what you need to know, based on the many truths within the , and yet you continue to complain and reject the truth.

I shall pray for you, young Mr. Chubbs -- Eternity is forever, and so will be your home in .

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But why is everyone being so mean to me? I said I'm on your side whilst I try to figure things out. You gotta cut me some slack.
It's called tough love, son. We're trying to save your soul from damnation. The Lord certainly won't "cut you some slack" if you die without being Saved (James 2:10). Let us help you.


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In the eyes of God, a Catholic confessional counts exactly as much as a Voodoo dance or a Scientology auditing session.


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...I said I'm on your side whilst I try to figure things out...
You're not on their side. You don't even know what the sides are.

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Cure your ignorance.


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You're not on their side. You don't even know what the sides are.


Cure your ignorance.
The difference between you and me. You continue to touch your tallywhacker and insult the holy spirit.


At least I am trying to read the Bible and have stopped touching my enlarged member. I feel the temptation just like Jesus did but I am staying strong.


Don't need advice from you, then.
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Because God was not referring to shadows. When He does, it says "shadow" which is one way we know The Bible is true. Light is one thing. Darkness is something else. There are different types of darkness. Shadows are a third thing, for example when God moved the sun backwards in the sky, witnesses recorded how observed shadows stopped moving in their usual direction (as on a sundial) and started moving in the reverse direction. This is not a sliver of thick darkness stuck on one side of a stick. It's a shadow.
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The difference between you and me. You continue to touch your tallywhacker and insult the holy spirit.

At least I am trying to read the Bible and have stopped touching my enlarged member. I feel the temptation just like Jesus did but I am staying strong.
Don't need advice from you, then.
Dear Mr. Chubbs: Really, this is no way to behave. There is no need to insult someone who has tried to help you by so kindly giving you an online for you to study. I think we have done a great deal to help you in your walk with the , so it would be appropriate if you would express some gratitude toward those who are showing a very real interest in your spiritual wellbeing. Now, then, I shall request that you apologize to Didymus for being so abruptly ungrateful.
Sincerely, Isabella W.
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