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What are the means to get the latest news updates? -
03-26-2021, 10:10 AM
You're covering a breaking news story—a shooting, a fire, a twister—it very well may be anything. Heaps of News update timesources are covering something very similar, so there's furious rivalry to get the story first. However, you additionally need to hit the nail on the head.
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Re: What are the means to get the latest news updates? -
03-26-2021, 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted by redmondwillie
You're covering a breaking news story—a shooting, a fire, a twister—it very well may be anything. Heaps of News update time sources are covering something very similar, so there's furious rivalry to get the story first. However, you additionally need to hit the nail on the head.
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Hello Red Willy,
There's no furious rivalry about the news here. The Bible and Pastor Zeke's newswire tells us all we need to know.
So, take a step back. Tell us how you found Jesus, what Church you go to, and what is your favorite Bible verse. You obviously didn't read the Headlines of this forum when you posted.
Best wishes
Phil
58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring k upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61
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Re: What are the means to get the latest news updates? -
03-26-2021, 02:36 PM
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Originally Posted by redmondwillie
You're covering a breaking news story—a shooting, a fire, a twister—it very well may be anything. Heaps of News update timesources are covering something very similar, so there's furious rivalry to get the story first. However, you additionally need to hit the nail on the head.
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Hello to you, Miss Redmond: I think you will find that one of the most effective ways of getting the latest news updates, is by reading -- very carefully -- what is in front of you. In your case, that would be for you to observe our requests at the top of our friendly Introduction Forum page; I shall include them here for you:
The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
Once you comply with our requests, that will be seen as the first step in our having the latest news update; for which, we thank you, from the unfathomable depths of the goodness that resides within our hearts.
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: What are the means to get the latest news updates? -
03-26-2021, 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted by redmondwillie
You're covering a breaking news story—a shooting, a fire, a twister—it very well may be anything. Heaps of News update timesources are covering something very similar, so there's furious rivalry to get the story first. However, you additionally need to hit the nail on the head.
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There’s no need to worry, as we have Pastor Ezekiel’s News Wire which is Jesus’s NUMBER ONE trusted news source, followed by OANN and on occasion Fox News if they’re behaving.
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Re: What are the means to get the latest news updates? -
03-26-2021, 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Uncle Rutherford
There’s no need to worry, as we have Pastor Ezekiel’s News Wire which is Jesus’s NUMBER ONE trusted news source, followed by OANN and on occasion Fox News if they’re behaving.
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Breitbart, VNN, The Daily Stormer, Chimpout, Stormfront, and godhatesfags.com are occasionally trustworthy, though there tends to be a frustrating lack of scriptural citations and even, at times, overt Darwinism. I find that the LBC forum is the most trustworthy, reliable, informative, and enlightening website on the entire internets.
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Re: What are the means to get the latest news updates? -
03-27-2021, 12:13 AM
As a good True Christian™ I get all the news I need to know about from the bulletin board at the Church. If God wants me to know about something, He will guide those to the Church office for review and eventual submission.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: What are the means to get the latest news updates? -
03-27-2021, 02:26 AM
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Originally Posted by redmondwillie
You're covering a breaking news story—a shooting, a fire, a twister—it very well may be anything. Heaps of News update timesources are covering something very similar, so there's furious rivalry to get the story first. However, you additionally need to hit the nail on the head.
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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