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Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! -
04-08-2010, 03:12 PM
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Of course not. Are you an idiot? You are not gay because you disagree with us. You are gay because you like skittles.
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when did i say i liked skittles?
you are making wild assuptions because you cannot backup your own paranoid allegations
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Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! -
04-08-2010, 03:15 PM
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Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule of raping small children to tell us this. You must have a lot of friends.
How little we care about your insults: Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."
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there you go making wild assumptions again.
get a life, loser.
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Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! -
04-08-2010, 03:32 PM
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get a life, loser.
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And what kind of life would that be, Ms. "winner"?
One that involves going to HELL ?
Doesn't sound like much of a life, now does it
You're just jealous, that's all.
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Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
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Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! -
04-08-2010, 05:31 PM
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Why does anybody need to know why they're punished? GOD knows and that's good enough. Do you think people on the other side of the world of Noah's Ark knew why their homes were suddenly being washed away and their families drowned? I doubt it, but they deserved it anyway, or else GOD would have built an Ark on every continent.
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I have to step in on this one because of what's been happening in my life. What's the use of a punishment if you don't know what it's for?
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Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! -
04-08-2010, 05:59 PM
I dont think there are any "brown" skittles, they are purple, and they are grape flavored,
as for the skittles looking like a man's behind, to me it doesnt, testicals, maybe, but a man's behind, no. If a skittle looked like a man's behind, it would have a crack, and along that crack there would be alot of hair...
I'm married, I've seen my husbands behind many times before...
I'm eating some pink nerds, and those look more like a mans behind than skittles do,
M&M's suit me better than skittles anyday...
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Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! -
04-08-2010, 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted by LittleLostGirl09
I'm married, I've seen my husbands behind many times before...
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Why would he show you his behind? Is he hinting that he wants to be sodomized by you?
This is very uncommon behavior for heterosexual men.
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! -
04-08-2010, 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted by GOD=life
Why would he show you his behind? Is he hinting that he wants to be sodomized by you?
This is very uncommon behavior for heterosexual men.
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Most heterosexual men I know, arn't as consious about their bodies as women are, and as my husband sees it, we will be living together for the rest of our lives, its going to be seen sooner or later.
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Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! -
04-08-2010, 08:49 PM
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as for the skittles looking like a man's behind, to me it doesnt, testicals, maybe, but a man's behind, no
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What does it matter if they look like ass or like balls to you? They are evil and they should be avoided. Your urges to sodomize your own husband are a direct result of your love for skittles.
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Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! -
04-08-2010, 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
What does it matter if they look like ass or like balls to you? They are evil and they should be avoided. Your urges to sodomize your own husband are a direct result of your love for skittles.
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yeah, cause he has more of a sex drive than I do?
He makes me put on these sluttish outfits to purly pleasure himself, and make me feel like a dirty slut??
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Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! -
04-08-2010, 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod
I have to step in on this one because of what's been happening in my life. What's the use of a punishment if you don't know what it's for?
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I assume you must be having your monthly curse, because what other reason would a True Christian Lady of Landover have to question the word of her superior?
GOD is not obligated to tell us why we're being punished or suffering. Doing so would ruin His master plan of revealing people's sins to them on Judgment Day, after it's too late.
Did GOD tell Job why he and his family were suffering? No.
Did GOD tell the firstborn of Egypt and their parents why they were being slaughtered? No. GOD only provided instructions to the Israelites on how to save their own children from slaughter, because the passover of GOD's angel of death might inadvertently kill them too.
Speak ye unto all the congregation of Israel [not Egypt] , saying, In the tenth day of this month they shall take to them every man a lamb, according to the house of their fathers, a lamb for an house:-Exodus 12:3
So, the use of a punishment you don't know the reason of is to punish you. And strengthen your faith.
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Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! -
04-08-2010, 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by LittleLostGirl09
yeah, cause he has more of a sex drive than I do? He makes me put on these sluttish outfits to purly pleasure himself, and make me feel like a dirty slut??
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Please do not bother us with the details of your sick sex life. This is a family forum. You clearly have some serious issues. Sex should be for making babies, nothing else.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! -
04-08-2010, 09:18 PM
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yeah, cause he has more of a sex drive than I do?
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Remind him of Onan. 'nuff said.
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Originally Posted by LittleLostGirl09
He makes me put on these sluttish outfits to purly pleasure himself
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Does he force you to look while he's wearing those outfits himself?
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! -
04-08-2010, 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by GOD=life
Remind him of Onan. 'nuff said.
Does he force you to look while he's wearing those outfits himself?
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What the heck, she makes him dress as a slut? Sweet Jesus what is the world coming to. Has this man no shame, surly Jesus will help him find his manly parts and regain control of his slut wife.
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Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! -
04-10-2010, 07:42 PM
"BROWN: The "host" will insert Skittles candies 'up there' and then pay the "vendor" with a kiss every time he wants a pile of candies excreted into his palm or even directly into his mouth! "
I really hate to be the one to point this out, but there is no brown Skittle, There's a brown M&M, but the Skittles are red, orange, yellow, green, and purple. :'(
Does this mean that M&Ms are the candy of satan and not skittles?
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Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! -
04-12-2010, 12:42 AM
*Thinks back to all the skittles I ate in my pagan days*
*Vomits until unconscious*
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Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! -
04-12-2010, 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted by James Dewitt
What the heck, she makes him dress as a slut? Sweet Jesus what is the world coming to. Has this man no shame, surly Jesus will help him find his manly parts and regain control of his slut wife.
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i dont make him do anything,
when your beaten in order to put this stuff on, you just kinda do it...
you douch-faces can't read right, can you?
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Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! -
04-12-2010, 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted by LittleLostDemon
i dont make him do anything,
when your beaten in order to put this stuff on, you just kinda do it...
you douch-faces can't read right, can you?
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Sorry, but you're being hysterical right now.
This is what happens when a woman isn't disciplined properly.
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! -
04-12-2010, 05:48 PM
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Sorry, but you're being hysterical right now.
This is what happens when a woman isn't disciplined properly.
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Amen brother, if she had any kind of an actual husband, he'd take her computer away and replace it with a stove.
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Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! -
04-13-2010, 07:26 PM
I fail to see how a single round candy looks like a butt.
Also, there are no brown skittles. Might want to check up on your facts a bit more before posting ignorant candy rants.
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Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! -
04-13-2010, 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by spurk015
I fail to see how a single round candy looks like a butt.
Also, there are no brown skittles. Might want to check up on your facts a bit more before posting ignorant candy rants.
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Oh great! Another fangirl of satan's favorite candy. You should get to The introduction forum so we can properly greet you.
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