[Johny Joe Hold]

http://people-press.org/report/610/socialism-capitalism

Another liberal media and polling game is going on. A Pew Poll claims to show the socialism is gaining popularity against capitalism in the U. S.
According to this phony poll, capitalism now retains only a slight majority of support from the public.

We can see through you game, liberal media. First, you crank out endless stories about so called misdeeds of our capitalist friends and Landover supporters. Then, you do the same thing with our conservative political friends who support capitalism.

Then, oh surprise, you roll out a poll which says the public's support of free markets and God's economic system is slipping.

But, we will have our day. It might be the next election. It might be rapture. There can be no doubt, it's coming.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Sorry. The above reference should be:

http://people-press.org/report/610/socialism-capitalism

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Mayor Toe Hold, it's really not THAT bad!



Only 29% of Americans view "socialism" in a positive light. Why, that's only half the people who voted for Comrade Obama! Maybe they're tiring of it, and seeing what has happened to Greece!

You know, "gimme gimme gimme lots of social welfare programs and useless make-work jobs . . . what do you mean, you have to cut payments because nobody's earning money to pay for it? LET'S RIOT!"

And look, 89% of Americans LOVE the phrase, "Family Values"! See all those in favor of "State's Rights"?

I bet if you crosstab the "Family Values" and "State's Rights" responses, you get Jesusland:



Betty Bowers has created an alternate map . . . one which depicts Alaska at the same scale as the rest of the continent! Unfortunately, Sister Betty forgot to put "Liberty" and "Education" in "sarcasm quotes":



Then there are the God-mockers, who display their hatred for all things holy and good:

[Giveemvenomkid]

I masturbate, whats going to happen?

[Dirk]

Originally Posted by Giveemvenomkid

I masturbate, whats going to happen?

Are you sure you want to know the truth? But why do you masturbate? How old are you? Your father should have given you a firm beating! A firm beating is what prevents one from masturbating. To back it up, take a look over here my friend.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

http://www.CommonDream.org/view/2010/05/18-3

Another liberal media and polling game is going on. A Pew Poll claims to show the socialism is gaining popularity against capitalism in the U. S.
According to this phony poll, capitalism now retains only a slight majority of support from the public.

We can see through you game, liberal media. First, you crank out endless stories about so called misdeeds of our capitalist friends and Landover supporters. Then, you do the same thing with our conservative political friends who support capitalism.

Then, oh surprise, you roll out a poll which says the public's support of free markets and God's economic system is slipping.

But, we will have our day. It might be the next election. It might be rapture. There can be no doubt, it's coming.

Hold it there Brother! I think Satan is pulling a fast one on you; is that poll Rasmussen who give conservatives their proper weigh in the poll? No! It is from the vile liberal tools at Pew. I suggest you toss that biased poll into the trash. Everyone knows the problem with Wallstreet is too much Regulation. Regulation creates crimes and forces businessmen to become criminals! The only reason it is illegal to tell someone a junk bond is AAA is because the government said so. Take the government away and there is no bond fraud.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

Hold it there Brother! I think Satan is pulling a fast one on you; is that poll Rasmussen who give conservatives their proper weigh in the poll? No! It is from the vile liberal tools at Pew. I suggest you toss that biased poll into the trash.

I know, Brother, that the Rasmussen people are more honest because they poll more conservative people like ourselves. But, when the liberal Pew crooks poll and pump out so many press releases about the "liberal" trends in this country, it messes with the minds of Godly people.

Perhaps we at Landover, with our considerable resources, should hire the Rasmussen people to poll 24/7 for several years and pump out twice as many news releases as Pew.