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What's for Lunch? -
04-16-2012, 04:17 PM
my God-head husband doesn't often surprise me by coming home for lunch, but just in case he does:
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
04-16-2012, 05:03 PM
My wife gave me this last week for lunch..
Genesis 7:5
And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.
John 8:32
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
04-16-2012, 07:47 PM
In case you ever bag a live one, Brother Noah, here is a Butcher Chart:
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
04-17-2012, 08:21 AM
Gosh that is some cookery book you have, which one is it, I'll tell my wife to get one.
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Genesis 7:5
And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.
John 8:32
And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
04-17-2012, 03:26 PM
Has anybody tried this?
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
04-17-2012, 04:18 PM
I think its the same as Marmite. If so, yes
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
04-18-2012, 12:43 PM
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Has anybody tried this?
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Sister Roberta, no I haven't and I suggest you don't - have you seen the Best Before Date!!!
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Genesis 7:5
And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.
John 8:32
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
04-18-2012, 12:54 PM
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Sister Roberta, no I haven't and I suggest you don't - have you seen the Best Before Date!!!
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No, I just remember that song about a land down under. The guy got a sandwich in a frictional country from a gaywad. Just lyricist's liberty, I suppose.
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04-18-2012, 01:47 PM
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my God-head husband doesn't often surprise me by coming home for lunch, but just in case he does:
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Thanks for reminding me my cow of an ex wife left me and now I have to cook and tidy for myself
The Fire Brigade think I'm some kind of idiot!
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
04-18-2012, 03:43 PM
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I tried Vegemite once but it's nowhere near as pleasingly salty in the mouth as Marmite and has a less silky texture.
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
04-19-2012, 04:26 AM
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Vegemite is made out of rotten turnips and toejam scraped from drunken abos. Truly foul stuff.
The Aussies make sandwiches out of it.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
04-23-2012, 05:04 PM
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
04-23-2012, 08:45 PM
Mr Keeper has informed me that some of the menfolk will be coming over after dinner for some fellowship and bible study so I'm whipping up a snack for them>
It almost makes me feel naughty that they call these snacks "Tempters"!!! Hopefully only appetites will give in to temptation! Naturally I have replaced the unclean shellfish with King Krab immitation meat.
If I'm Obedient and the snack looks tasty enough, Mr Keeper will let me carry the serving plates into the front Parlor and maybe even MEET the visitors!!
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
04-23-2012, 09:22 PM
Mrs. Hutchins puts a baloney and Kraft Single on White with Dukes in wax paper every morning by my house keys before she goes out to the barn to do her chores. I do not have the heart to tell her that I have never once eaten it. This is what keeps marriages strong.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
04-24-2012, 01:01 AM
Mr. Keeper was so pleased with my array of tasty tidbits for the Bible Study Brothers that he said he might, just might, take me out on our boat this weekend!!
He suggests I dress like this:
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
04-24-2012, 02:45 AM
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Mr Keeper has informed me that some of the menfolk will be coming over after dinner for some fellowship and bible study so I'm whipping up a snack for them>
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None of that slop would whet the appetite of a Christian man. Reminds me of my years when I decided to be a fag. These hors devours were common in the queer fern bars I spent all my time in. "Try an olive and meet me out back for violent sodomy behind the dumpster". No thanks.
A real Christian man needs a wholesome meal.
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Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
04-24-2012, 06:58 AM
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Mr Keeper has informed me that some of the menfolk will be coming over after dinner for some fellowship and bible study so I'm whipping up a snack for them>
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It almost makes me feel naughty that they call these snacks "Tempters"!!! Hopefully only appetites will give in to temptation! Naturally I have replaced the unclean shellfish with King Krab immitation meat.
If I'm Obedient and the snack looks tasty enough, Mr Keeper will let me carry the serving plates into the front Parlor and maybe even MEET the visitors!!
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Such lovely snacks, Sister Keepin – and so thoughtful, a gentile reminder of our Savior from the Kraft Company that they are all made with "Miracle" Whip.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
05-03-2012, 01:39 AM
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
05-03-2012, 03:06 PM
Well, I don't know anything of housekeeping, but I certainly never heard off baby-ing. You're not feeding your family babies, are you?
II Kings 2:23-24: 23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. 24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
05-03-2012, 04:32 PM
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Well, I don't know anything of housekeeping, but I certainly never heard off baby-ing. You're not feeding your family babies, are you?
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Kitchen Keepin isn't Dutch so doesn't feed babies to her family (nor do us Brits), you have some very strange customs out there in Dutchland. What else do you eat (in fact on second thoughts don't answer that).
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Genesis 7:5
And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.
John 8:32
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