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Cool Re: Hello - 08-03-2013, 12:27 AM

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I did not follow a proper instruction because, as I stated earlier, I am expecting something bad to most likely happen to my account based on my views and from what I have seen others get banned for on this website. If my account advances further I will request my account's name to be changed to my proper name, or at least I will place it in my signature.

I was already corrected on the atheism miss-capitalization, but it's good to know that people on here know about proper grammar, thank you!

And thank you again for a bit more information on what happens, I would like to use this website for future reference as I find your views fascinating.

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Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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It is not that I reject the love of Jesus, it is that I do not believe in his existence. I am not a sodomite, and I think that sodomy is wrong. I used to watch Doctor Who, but I stopped when the newest series started. I no not have any filthy habits, if you could say some then I could point out the ones that may have some relevance.

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You strike me as quite the angry contrarian. Are you an asperger's person? Case in point, if you don't accept the love of Jesus, you reject it. Let me explain: You know the existence of this concept, you are not ignorant of the identity of Jesus Christ. You simply do not accept this to be any more than a story, a mythology no more valid than that of the ancient Greek gods, and so reject its credibility. You can play all the word-games you want with yourself, but none of this will get past the LORD. On the day of your Judgement, He will see either your sin-encrusted soul, or He will have offered to turn a blind eye to it forever (Isaiah 43:25). The only way for that to happen is to accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior (Romans 6:23). If you don't, the soul encrusted soul will prevent you from experiencing anything but an eternity of righteous punishment.

The only reason to reject the one and only way to avoid this punishment is to rationalize to yourself that committing your particular sin of choice isn't so bad after all. So I'll ask you again, what particular, vile sin has corrupted your mind and shackled your soul?



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Default Re: Hello - 08-03-2013, 12:42 PM

Hello TheElt,

I hope your username is not a reference to the very dubious Elton John.

I have never had the misfortune to visit the Newcastle area, but as you are here, I wonder if you could clear up a question which mystifies many people. Why do you Geordie men permit your women to go out half-naked? They do so even in the depths of winter.

I can see that they are fearsome creatures, but a little discipline would not go amiss.

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You strike me as quite the angry contrarian. Are you an asperger's person? Case in point, if you don't accept the love of Jesus, you reject it. Let me explain: You know the existence of this concept, you are not ignorant of the identity of Jesus Christ. You simply do not accept this to be any more than a story, a mythology no more valid than that of the ancient Greek gods, and so reject its credibility. You can play all the word-games you want with yourself, but none of this will get past the LORD. On the day of your Judgement, He will see either your sin-encrusted soul, or He will have offered to turn a blind eye to it forever (Isaiah 43:25). The only way for that to happen is to accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior (Romans 6:23). If you don't, the soul encrusted soul will prevent you from experiencing anything but an eternity of righteous punishment.

The only reason to reject the one and only way to avoid this punishment is to rationalize to yourself that committing your particular sin of choice isn't so bad after all. So I'll ask you again, what particular, vile sin has corrupted your mind and shackled your soul?

If not acknowledging the existance of God and Jesus, therefore not accepting their love on the basis that I believe that it is non-existant, then yes, I guess technically I am rejecting their love, you've got a point there.

An actually I am not an angry person, quite the contrary actually, and I don't have aspergers either, well in the eyes of all of you I'm not using it as an excuse to be lazy.

The only sin I can now think of would be rejecting the love of God and Jesus, but if Hell exists and I end up there for my beliefs, then so be it. I don't want to have to live my life by rules, if I go to Hell I'll go knowing I enjoyed my life.

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Hello TheElt,

I hope your username is not a reference to the very dubious Elton John.

I have never had the misfortune to visit the Newcastle area, but as you ate here, I wonder if you could clear up a question which mystifies many people. Why do you Geordie men permit your women to go out half-naked? They do so even in the depths of winter.

I can see that they are fearsome creatures, but a little discipline would not go amiss.

YiC
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I myself do not actually live in Newcastle, I live in a small town a few miles away, it's just the easiest thing to say. Here there are only a handful of women who go out like that, but they are the ones with parents on benefits and with a below-average IQ. In the winter it gets quite cold here, so they go outside less, but when they do they dress normally with denim jeans and coats.

And my username is part of my dad's side of the family. When he was young his name on the arcade machines was ELT as you could only have three letters. I put The infront of it and that's how it came to be.
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Default Re: Hello - 08-03-2013, 01:19 PM

Thank you and I am glad to hear that the phenomenon is restricted to the Godless city. What worried me about those particular women is that it appears to be SNOWING in the picture. And yet they show no signs of being cold, as though they were already BURNING.

Thank you also for pointing out that you live some miles away - as clearly you must, if you are in Scotland.

I am sorry to hear that your father was a gambler, dear. Your upbringing sounds tragic.

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If not acknowledging the existance of God and Jesus, therefore not accepting their love on the basis that I believe that it is non-existant, then yes, I guess technically I am rejecting their love, you've got a point there.

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14 For the unbelieving husband is sanctified by the wife, and the unbelieving wife is sanctified by the husband: else were your children unclean; but now are they holy.



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9 For he satisfieth the longing soul, and filleth the hungry soul with goodness.
10 Such as sit in darkness and in the shadow of death, being bound in affliction and iron;
11 Because they rebelled against the words of God, and contemned the counsel of the most High:
12 Therefore he brought down their heart with labour; they fell down, and there was none to help.


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Thank you and I am glad to hear that the phenomenon is restricted to the Godless city. What worried me about those particular women is that it appears to be SNOWING in the picture. And yet they show no signs of being cold, as though they were already BURNING.

Thank you also for pointing out that you live some miles away - as clearly you must, if you are in Scotland.

I am sorry to hear that your father was a gambler, dear. Your upbringing sounds tragic.

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I actually live in scotland, and it's someone's idea of hell since I hate jesus. Scotland has beauitful scenery, the best whores on earth, more queers than Paris, and plenty of Jameson, but my mother is the biggest whore in Glasgow.

It was gambling of course, when he was a teenager he would play video games on arcade machines, now he's a queer with the AIDS. None of my family know God.
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Of course I do, dear. Now the question is, why? What foul and disgusting sin has bound your mind and soul, and led your flesh aflame with demonic passions? What is it you like to do more than serve the Lord and Master of all Creation, the One who humbled Himself to temporary death on a cross for a few inconvenient hours for the redemption of those who believe? What could possibly be more fun than spending an eternity attending a wedding (Revelation 19:7- 9)?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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One last retort before I go, I am British and not a supporter of any of our political parties, I believe the facts presented to me.

With the Big Bang coming from nothing there are some theories behind what caused it, but no solid proof, that's the one pitfall.

In my school we never had Bible study, and we only prayed during assemblies as it was not a fully religious school.

And about Heaven and Hell, I guess no-one will ever truly know until you die, and then you can't tell anyone.

Goodnight!

~Elt
Presented by whom? Richard Dawkins? And yet you ignore the evidence in the very creation of God when it presents its facts to you and thus bring upon yourself swift condemnation (see Romans 1:22 and following).

Who made the earth? You? No. Who made the stars, those wonderful points of light that shine in from behind the firmament? God...

"And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also." (Gen. 1:16)

So as you can see, the stars were just an afterthought to God, unlike the "natural sciences" theory that teaches us how stars had to die to allow planets and humans to evolve.

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Default Re: Hello - 08-04-2013, 10:27 PM

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I myself...
Proverbs 18:2
A fool hath no delight in understanding, but that his heart may discover itself.





Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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