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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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08-08-2012, 12:11 AM
Jooish gay enabler Marvin Hamlisch DEAD at 68.
ENJOY HELL MARVIN HAMLISCH
NEXT STOP................ DORIS DAY! :evil:
CHOOO CHOOOO
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08-08-2012, 12:33 AM
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I thought Gore Vidal was a type of shampoo.
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He wrote the XXX rated Myra Breckinridge which starred a lot of established Hollywood sinners and also lead innocent newcomers like Farrah Fawcett and Tom Sellek down the garden path...
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08-08-2012, 12:39 AM
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He wrote the XXX rated Myra Breckinridge which starred a lot of established Hollywood sinners and also lead innocent newcomers like Farrah Fawcett and Tom Selleck down the garden path...
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Which of those is Tom Selleck?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
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08-08-2012, 12:58 AM
He is sexually molested by the mummy of Mae West in his scene!
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08-09-2012, 04:47 PM
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He is sexually molested by the mummy of Mae West in his scene!
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Sister, for a moment I thought you were using Brit-speak. But in looking at the picture, I realize you mean Egyptian-style mummy!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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08-13-2012, 09:35 PM
Helen Gurley Brown, who led countless young women into harlotry, will get to be editor of The Hell Daily Record.
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Helen Gurley Brown, Who Gave Cosmopolitan Its Purr, Dies at 90
Helen Gurley Brown, who as the author of “Sex and the Single Girl” shocked early-1960s America with the news that [unsaved] unmarried women not only [committed fornication] but also thoroughly enjoyed it — and who as the editor of Cosmopolitan magazine spent the next three decades telling those women precisely how to enjoy [being whores] even more — died on Monday in Manhattan. She was 90, though parts of her were considerably younger.
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08-13-2012, 10:29 PM
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Helen Gurley Brown, who led countless young women into harlotry, will get to be editor of The Hell Daily Record.
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Well Satan may have had his little joke at the expense of girl's souls, but the LORD has His army, too! For every Helen Gurley Brown, there is a Pastor Robert C. Davis, standing on the front line of battle.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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08-15-2012, 07:34 PM
Another Joo Sweat Hog bites the dust.
Ron Palillo, Horshack of 'Kotter' fame, dies at 63
Oooooh ohhhhhhhh, pick me!
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment...,7212080.story
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Ron Palillo, who played Horshack in the classic '70s sitcom,dies suddenly at 63. By Christie D'Zurilla August 14, 2012, 1:16 p.m. That "Ooh! Ooh ooh!" That Horshack laugh. When Ron Palillo died Tuesday morning at his home in Palm Beach Gardens, Fla., another little nugget of '70s pop culture died with him. Palillo, best known for playing Arnold Horshak in "Welcome Back, Kotter," which ran from 1975 to 1979, died suddenly around 4:30 a.m. EDT, according to the Palm Beach Post, which said he had not been ill. The actor had been teaching acting for film and camera for three years at a charter school for the arts. "These were 13-, 14-year-old kids [he was teaching], and they didn’t know 'Welcome Back, Kotter,'" Greg Hauptner, founder and CEO of G-Star Academy, told the Post on Tuesday. "The kids went back and watched just about every episode. It drove him crazy, but he loved every minute of it."
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NEXT STOP! JOHN TRAVOLTA!!
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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08-15-2012, 07:41 PM
"It means, 'The cattle are dying.' "
Yeah, well now you have, too.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-15-2012, 08:42 PM
This thread. Every time I read it, I think my joy can not become more unbridled until another heathen gets booted to Hell and my spirit is further uplifted.
Weren't Brown and Palillo both joos? They certainly had the schnozzes of a joo.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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08-15-2012, 09:00 PM
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With all due respect, it's a shame the hook nosed yid ever lived.
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08-16-2012, 02:26 AM
Well, that g-damn little Hebraic tramp Blossom was in a car accident today...and only her stupid thumb was injured
She was hit by a carfull of drunk South Americans.
So close!!!
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Mayim Bialik Injured in Car Accident
Blossom star Mayim Bialik was seriously injured Wednesday in a car accident in Los Angeles.
Bialik, 36, was driving in L.A. when a car with three tourists from Chile turned into her vehicle at Hollywood Boulevard and caused the crash, LAPD Sgt. Monte Houze tells PEOPLE.
"From what I was told, there was a lot of blood at the scene," says Houze.
He says Bialik suffered "a severe injury to her left thumb" and was taken to a local hospital. The tourists were not cited or detained.
But the star won't be losing a digit. On Wednesday afternoon, Bialik posted a message on Twitter saying, "(husband typing) In pain but will keep all my fingers. If u wanna see pre accident me watch The Soup tonight lol."
TMZ first reported the accident.
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08-17-2012, 11:27 PM
Joey Kovar Dead: 'Real World' Star Dies After Suspected Drug Overdose
I don't think Satan even cares.
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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08-17-2012, 11:42 PM
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Joey Kovar Dead: 'Real World' Star Dies After Suspected Drug Overdose
I don't think Satan even cares.
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He looks gay. Are you such he died of a semen OD? Eh, who cares....... He's dead.
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08-18-2012, 12:03 AM
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He looks gay. Are you such he died of a semen OD? Eh, who cares....... He's dead.
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Nobody cares that he was alive. Even Satan gave a big yawn when this one fell into the pit.
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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08-18-2012, 01:13 PM
I'm sure that Joey "Walking Medicine Cabinet" Kovar can find a use down there. Our loving God created hell as a place of eternal torment, and watching "reality" shows is certainly a form of torment.
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08-20-2012, 05:37 AM
Satan and drugs cause gay porno director Tony Scott to jump off a bridge into Satan's waiting arms.
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'Top Gun' director Tony Scott dead after jumping off bridge
"Top Gun" director Tony Scott fatally jumped off the Vincent Thomas Bridge in San Pedro on Sunday afternoon, according to Los Angeles police sources.
His body was pulled out of the water by Los Angeles Police Department, California Highway Patrol and U.S. Coast Guard officials.
[For the record, 9:48 p.m. Aug. 19: An earlier version of this post incorrectly said a suicide note was found in Scott's car, which was parked on the bridge. In fact, the note found in his car listed contact information. Investigators later found a suicide note at his office.]
Law enforcement sources said several witnesses saw Scott, the brother of director Ridley Scott, climb over a fence on the bridge and jump off.
The coroner's office identified him Sunday evening.
Scott was a respected action-movie director who also made "Enemy of the State," "Beverly Hills Cop II" and "Crimson Tide."
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Warning! Homoerotic perversion. It may turn you queer if you are unsaved or not up to date in tithing.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-20-2012, 06:48 AM
Two observations:
1. San Pedro is a DUMP.
2. His suicide note was found in (now get this) his PRIUS!!!
What a fag!
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08-20-2012, 12:04 PM
Today someone is going to San Francisco Hell.
Be sure to wear flowers in your hair when Satan rapes you, Scott McKenzie!
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08-20-2012, 07:59 PM
Loudmouth broad Phyllis Diller now yucking it up for Satan. Never was a Christian bone in her body. Or a clean joke. Tip your waitresses; she's here all week. And next week. And the next...
"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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