Go Back   The Landover Baptist Church Forum > Church Forums > General Church Fellowship
Reload this Page ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!
General Church Fellowship A place for True Christians to join in praise, faith and fellowship.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
(#2861)
Old
handmaiden's Avatar
handmaiden handmaiden is offline
Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
True Christian™

Ex-Mary Worshipper True Christian™ Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS True Christian Caucasian True Christian Lady True Heterosexual™ Cleanest Kitchen Best Pie Best stoning bucket Bronze Tither Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Most Obedient One Year/1000 posts True Republican Super Soaker Baptism Award Eats the Most Pork Ready for the Rapture Persecuted Christian Love Grammar Nazi Trump of GOD Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior Teabag Patriot Trumpette Saved 5 Years Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Guns, Guts and GLORY! Alternative Facts Asked questions later Babysitter Marshmallow GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Saved 10 Years

 
Posts: 7,011
Join Date: May 2010
Location: 39.373117/-76.472688
handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 06-25-2020, 05:31 PM

I confess to feeling a little frustrated by all this wheeled and pedaled vehicular talk. Has The Lord sent no one of consequence to Hell these past few days?

Yes, I know that unimportant people die everyday. But when God's Wrath brings down someone in the limelight who never bent their knee to Him, I feel a certain satisfaction.


It's such a wonderful opportunity to preach on His behalf, you know?


His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

Guns For God and the Economy
Reply With Quote
(#2862)
Old
MitzaLizalor's Avatar
MitzaLizalor MitzaLizalor is offline
Completely CRAZY for the Lord
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS True Christian Caucasian Ready for the Rapture Heaven Bound Mission to Australia Christian Love Real American™ Friend of Jesus Flat Earth TC Bravery The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking One Year/1000 posts Best stoning bucket True Christian Lady Pro-Life True Scientist™ True Christian™ True Christian Artist True Christian Beauty Most Obedient Batman Shooting Survivor Kangi Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Prayer Warrior Early riser Nuts for JESUS! Touched by Jesus Color wheel Trumpette Anti-sodomy Hands Off 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 5 Years Stamp of Approval Tagging for Jesus In Love With Zeke BFF of Jesus God's chosen ones Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Grammar Nazi GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Saved 10 Years Proud TP Rebuker for Christ

 
Posts: 10,862
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Leviticus Landing
MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 06-28-2020, 10:49 AM

(see attached)


I♥︎NY — I'd always thought it was a Greek island until today


https://www.pbs.org/newshour/arts/milton-glaser-designer-of-i-love-ny-logo-dies-at-91


.
Attached Images
 
Reply With Quote
(#2863)
Old
DominiqueDomgaard's Avatar
DominiqueDomgaard DominiqueDomgaard is online now
Cannot get her head out of the gutter
Forum Member

Full of it Democrat

 
Posts: 173
Join Date: May 2020
Location: København, Denmark
DominiqueDomgaard is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.DominiqueDomgaard is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 07-01-2020, 03:03 PM

Reverend Georg Ratzinger has died; he was the brother of ex-Pope (or emeritus) Benedict.



How many boy rapes did he turn blindly from in his lifetime?




Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Reply With Quote
(#2864)
Old
Basilissa's Avatar
Basilissa Basilissa is offline
South of the Border outreach program
True Christian™
 

Friend of Jesus Ready for the Rapture True Christian™ Real American™ Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS True Christian Caucasian Flat Earth Persecuted Prayer Warrior Kirk Cameron Fan Club Bronze Tither Paula Deen Negro Support Group One Year/1000 posts Touched by Jesus In Love With Zeke TC Bravery 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Christian Love Mower Roper Crossburn Guns, Guts and GLORY! Mission to Korea True Christian Lady Ex-eurotrash Landover Mission to The Mexican Realms Trump of GOD Donald Trump 2016! Trumpette Saved 1 Year 2015 Witch Hunt Award Pastor Ezekiel Cup of Jesus Crown of Righteousness Crown of Incorruptibility BFF of Jesus Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Saved 5 Years Glory GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Proud TP Rebuker for Christ

 
Posts: 11,373
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Godly Midwest
Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 07-02-2020, 12:27 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by DominiqueDomgaard View Post
Reverend Georg Ratzinger has died; he was the brother of ex-Pope (or emeritus) Benedict.

How many boy rapes did he turn blindly from in his lifetime?
They had more than one priest in the Rat-something family?! Were all the siblings raped as children? That would certainly explain it, with the victims turning into perpetrators ad adults.
Reply With Quote
(#2865)
Old
Esther B. Esther B. is offline
Forum Member
Forum Member

Protected by JESUS Ready for the Rapture

 
Posts: 568
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: Under the watchful eye of my father
Esther B. has bribed people to get these reputation points.Esther B. has bribed people to get these reputation points.Esther B. has bribed people to get these reputation points.Esther B. has bribed people to get these reputation points.Esther B. has bribed people to get these reputation points.Esther B. has bribed people to get these reputation points.Esther B. has bribed people to get these reputation points.Esther B. has bribed people to get these reputation points.Esther B. has bribed people to get these reputation points.Esther B. has bribed people to get these reputation points.Esther B. has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 07-13-2020, 11:56 PM

Kelly Preston, Hellywood harlot, scientologist, and John Travolta's beard, punched a ticket on the Hell Train today. Praise Jesus!


And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
Deuteronomy 6.5
Reply With Quote
(#2866)
Old
Isabella White's Avatar
Isabella White Isabella White is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ready for the Rapture True Christian™ Christian Love Anti-abortion Ready for the Rapture True Christian Lady Cleanest Kitchen Trumpette True Christian Granny Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A

 
Posts: 1,797
Join Date: Mar 2019
Location: Ungodly Buffalo, NY, MAGA USA
Isabella White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Isabella White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Isabella White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Isabella White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Isabella White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Isabella White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Isabella White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Isabella White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Isabella White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Isabella White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Isabella White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Bible Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 07-14-2020, 12:33 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Esther B. View Post
Kelly Preston, Hellywood harlot, scientologist, and John Travolta's beard, punched a ticket on the Hell Train today. Praise Jesus!
Oh yes, dear Sister Esther -- to the sweet , I give This is what that John Revolting gets, after insulting Almighty by rejecting blessed commands from within the radiant . Why, I think most people know what it says about people who willfully sin by trying to act like members of the opposite sex:

Deuteronomy 22:5 "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the Lord thy God."

And, yet, did little Johnny (or, should I say, big Edna) pay attention to this very Holy instruction from the Throne of Heaven? No! So, he gets what he deserves. Rest in peaces, Mrs. Revolting.



Reply With Quote
(#2867)
Old
handmaiden's Avatar
handmaiden handmaiden is offline
Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
True Christian™

Ex-Mary Worshipper True Christian™ Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS True Christian Caucasian True Christian Lady True Heterosexual™ Cleanest Kitchen Best Pie Best stoning bucket Bronze Tither Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Most Obedient One Year/1000 posts True Republican Super Soaker Baptism Award Eats the Most Pork Ready for the Rapture Persecuted Christian Love Grammar Nazi Trump of GOD Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior Teabag Patriot Trumpette Saved 5 Years Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Guns, Guts and GLORY! Alternative Facts Asked questions later Babysitter Marshmallow GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Saved 10 Years

 
Posts: 7,011
Join Date: May 2010
Location: 39.373117/-76.472688
handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 07-14-2020, 03:48 PM

Some young woman from a show called Glee died by drowning. Even if I were not a True Christian™ the thought of the Glee being removed from the public scene might provide some satisfaction.

Of course, it is actually a tragedy, and if I were not a True Christian™ accepting of God's Power and Wrath then I suppose that I would feel badly about the situation.


His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

Guns For God and the Economy
Reply With Quote
(#2868)
Old
DominiqueDomgaard's Avatar
DominiqueDomgaard DominiqueDomgaard is online now
Cannot get her head out of the gutter
Forum Member

Full of it Democrat

 
Posts: 173
Join Date: May 2020
Location: København, Denmark
DominiqueDomgaard is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.DominiqueDomgaard is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 07-14-2020, 05:23 PM

Soon, there will more actors alive from the silent era than there will be Glee actors.




Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Reply With Quote
(#2869)
Old
MitzaLizalor's Avatar
MitzaLizalor MitzaLizalor is offline
Completely CRAZY for the Lord
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS True Christian Caucasian Ready for the Rapture Heaven Bound Mission to Australia Christian Love Real American™ Friend of Jesus Flat Earth TC Bravery The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking One Year/1000 posts Best stoning bucket True Christian Lady Pro-Life True Scientist™ True Christian™ True Christian Artist True Christian Beauty Most Obedient Batman Shooting Survivor Kangi Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Prayer Warrior Early riser Nuts for JESUS! Touched by Jesus Color wheel Trumpette Anti-sodomy Hands Off 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 5 Years Stamp of Approval Tagging for Jesus In Love With Zeke BFF of Jesus God's chosen ones Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Grammar Nazi GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Saved 10 Years Proud TP Rebuker for Christ

 
Posts: 10,862
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Leviticus Landing
MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 07-14-2020, 05:34 PM

God is clear that not everyone accepts His word. Love thought to transcend what we owe to Him, killing Himself for us in Christ, giving all His substance yet certain to be rejected by the majority who'd prefer value systems not in accordance with His Explicit Advice then wail because outcomes He'd advised were certain eventuated, can hardly be considered "love" at all.

Song of Solomon 8:6-7 Set me as a seal upon thine heart, as a seal upon thine arm: for love is strong as death; jealousy is cruel as the grave: the coals thereof are coals of fire, which hath a most vehement flame. Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it: if a man would give all the substance of his house for love, it would utterly be contemned.

So many choose something different from The Bible. Read it, then decide. Do you prefer God? Or would you rather contribute to a different paradigm, where values you agree with others are preferred.

Joshua 24:14-15 Now therefore fear the LORD, and serve him in sincerity and in truth: and put away the gods which your fathers served on the other side of the flood, and in Egypt; and serve ye the LORD. And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.
Reply With Quote
(#2870)
Old
DominiqueDomgaard's Avatar
DominiqueDomgaard DominiqueDomgaard is online now
Cannot get her head out of the gutter
Forum Member

Full of it Democrat

 
Posts: 173
Join Date: May 2020
Location: København, Denmark
DominiqueDomgaard is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.DominiqueDomgaard is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 07-16-2020, 04:13 AM

The authoress of that vile series, The Magic School Bus is dead.

This woman is criminally responsible for starting the secular deceit of making science seem cool for impressionable kids! Other crimes in her dreadful series included the mixing of races in her classroom, this neo-lib concept of "believing in yourself" instead of God, and promoting lesbo-bestiality of a lunatic teacher with her lizard and bus. Thanks Heavens she is dead, though her lasting harm has been done. At least I avoided most attempts to have science thrusted on myself. I chose looks, she chose books! The only magical vehicle she will be riding is the Hell Train to Satan's spiked-winkle for Eternity!

YYYYAAAHOOOO!!






Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Reply With Quote
(#2871)
Old
Mary Etheldreda's Avatar
Mary Etheldreda Mary Etheldreda is offline
Gushing for Jesus
 

Protected by JESUS Christian Love Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture Cleanest Kitchen Ex-Mary Worshipper True Christian™ Real American™ True Christian Caucasian Persecuted Pro-Life Most Obedient Friend of Jesus True Christian Homemaker True Christian Beauty 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College True Republican Mother of 1 boy or 2.5 girls Quiverful Mother of 2 boys or 5 girls Super Soaker Baptism Award 3rd Year Bible College One Year/1000 posts True Christian Lady Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Tomato Staker Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club Saved 1 Year Prayer Warrior The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking The Hatchet Child Rearing Award 4th Year Bible College Paula Deen Negro Support Group TC Bravery Touched by Jesus Heart of compassion Babysitter Stamp of Approval Home Schooled Trump of GOD Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch The Lord’s Witness Wound The Lord’s Witness Wound Donald Trump 2016! Trumpette Anti-sodomy Mama Grizzly Platinum Tither Best stoning bucket 2015 Witch Hunt Award Hands Off Pastor Ezekiel Crown of Glory Crown of Rejoicing Saved 5 Years BFF of Jesus Gunfest '14 Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts 20,000 posts Crown of Righteousness Flat Earth Anti-abortion GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Proud TP Rebuker for Christ

 
Posts: 22,880
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 07-16-2020, 04:33 AM

Jesus is CLEANING HOUSE!!!

Grant Imahara, sneaky Asian lad with a thing for robots, was struck down by the Lord his God with a sudden brain aneurysm in a show of Divine Power and Might. Shunning church to spend time with the homosexual couple known as the Mythbusters, Imahara is now riding the Hell Train!



Woo Woo!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

Reply With Quote
(#2872)
Old
Mary Etheldreda's Avatar
Mary Etheldreda Mary Etheldreda is offline
Gushing for Jesus
 

Protected by JESUS Christian Love Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture Cleanest Kitchen Ex-Mary Worshipper True Christian™ Real American™ True Christian Caucasian Persecuted Pro-Life Most Obedient Friend of Jesus True Christian Homemaker True Christian Beauty 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College True Republican Mother of 1 boy or 2.5 girls Quiverful Mother of 2 boys or 5 girls Super Soaker Baptism Award 3rd Year Bible College One Year/1000 posts True Christian Lady Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Tomato Staker Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club Saved 1 Year Prayer Warrior The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking The Hatchet Child Rearing Award 4th Year Bible College Paula Deen Negro Support Group TC Bravery Touched by Jesus Heart of compassion Babysitter Stamp of Approval Home Schooled Trump of GOD Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch The Lord’s Witness Wound The Lord’s Witness Wound Donald Trump 2016! Trumpette Anti-sodomy Mama Grizzly Platinum Tither Best stoning bucket 2015 Witch Hunt Award Hands Off Pastor Ezekiel Crown of Glory Crown of Rejoicing Saved 5 Years BFF of Jesus Gunfest '14 Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts 20,000 posts Crown of Righteousness Flat Earth Anti-abortion GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Proud TP Rebuker for Christ

 
Posts: 22,880
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 07-18-2020, 05:12 PM

U.S. Representative John Lewis, champion of the delusion of separation of church and state has been smote by the Lord thy God for spiritual insubordination. He will find there are no civil rights in HELL!

And you KNOW he's riding in the BACK of the TRAIN!
Glory!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

Reply With Quote
(#2873)
Old
DominiqueDomgaard's Avatar
DominiqueDomgaard DominiqueDomgaard is online now
Cannot get her head out of the gutter
Forum Member

Full of it Democrat

 
Posts: 173
Join Date: May 2020
Location: København, Denmark
DominiqueDomgaard is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.DominiqueDomgaard is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 07-18-2020, 05:32 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
And you KNOW he's riding in the BACK of the TRAIN!
Glory!
Most unsurprising, don't men of his breed usually like it in the trunk generally?




Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Reply With Quote
(#2874)
Old
MitzaLizalor's Avatar
MitzaLizalor MitzaLizalor is offline
Completely CRAZY for the Lord
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS True Christian Caucasian Ready for the Rapture Heaven Bound Mission to Australia Christian Love Real American™ Friend of Jesus Flat Earth TC Bravery The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking One Year/1000 posts Best stoning bucket True Christian Lady Pro-Life True Scientist™ True Christian™ True Christian Artist True Christian Beauty Most Obedient Batman Shooting Survivor Kangi Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Prayer Warrior Early riser Nuts for JESUS! Touched by Jesus Color wheel Trumpette Anti-sodomy Hands Off 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 5 Years Stamp of Approval Tagging for Jesus In Love With Zeke BFF of Jesus God's chosen ones Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Grammar Nazi GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Saved 10 Years Proud TP Rebuker for Christ

 
Posts: 10,862
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Leviticus Landing
MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 07-19-2020, 11:30 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
U.S. Representative John Lewis, champion of the delusion of separation of church and state has been smote by the Lord thy God for spiritual insubordination. He will find there are no civil rights in HELL!
Quote:
“Rep. Lewis’ significance in American history can’t be overstated. He cemented his legacy as an intersectional civil rights icon who worked tirelessly to ensure that every American is treated equally regardless of the color of their skin, who they love or what they believe. We thank him for including church-state separation and religious freedom among the important issues he championed, and we extend our heartfelt condolences to his friends and family.”
Goes on about "freedom" you'd wonder if he'd ever been anywhere freedom as he sees it ever existed? Religious freedom where the religion outlaws Church construction? Where saying, "No thank you, not today," to idolatrous grovelling gets your head chopped straight off? If you're lucky? Anne Boleyn was lucky. She had the best swordsman in Europe. And for precisely that reason. Religious freedom.

Anyway, a better solution would seem to be separation of State and Government. Like 2 banks of a river (perhaps I'm getting sentimental) the State on one side, Government on the other . . .

Reply With Quote
(#2875)
Old
Johny Joe Hold's Avatar
Johny Joe Hold Johny Joe Hold is online now
Mayor of Freehold
 

Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian™ Christian Love Real American™ True Christian Caucasian TC Bravery Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once One Year/1000 posts Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Mayor True Republican Teabag Patriot Ex-liberal Saved 1 Year Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Eats the Most Pork Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus Mission to Korea Stamp of Approval Guns ablazin' Trump of GOD Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Pastor Ezekiel BFF of Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Saved 5 Years Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Sons of Liberty Saved 10 Years Proud TP Rebuker for Christ

 
Posts: 7,935
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: City Hall, Freehold, Iowa
Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 07-19-2020, 01:56 PM

John Lewis was one of those people who never understood the Bible nor God's determination to keep the races separate. That God put the races on different continents should have communicated His intentions clearly enough. Certainly segregationists understood this.

When Lewis resisted segregation he earned his seat on the hell train.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
Reply With Quote
(#2876)
Old
Isabella White's Avatar
Isabella White Isabella White is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ready for the Rapture True Christian™ Christian Love Anti-abortion Ready for the Rapture True Christian Lady Cleanest Kitchen Trumpette True Christian Granny Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A

 
Posts: 1,797
Join Date: Mar 2019
Location: Ungodly Buffalo, NY, MAGA USA
Isabella White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Isabella White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Isabella White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Isabella White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Isabella White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Isabella White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Isabella White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Isabella White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Isabella White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Isabella White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Isabella White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Bible Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 07-25-2020, 08:56 PM

Well, I suppose the media will be full of glowing reports about Regis Philbin, now that it's reported that the has called him to Heaven for judgement, and for his one-way ticket to . I thought this day would never come. Now, if we can only hear similar good news about Philbin's yappy co-host, Kathie Lee!

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainmen...bin-dead-at-88



Reply With Quote
(#2877)
Old
DominiqueDomgaard's Avatar
DominiqueDomgaard DominiqueDomgaard is online now
Cannot get her head out of the gutter
Forum Member

Full of it Democrat

 
Posts: 173
Join Date: May 2020
Location: København, Denmark
DominiqueDomgaard is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.DominiqueDomgaard is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 07-26-2020, 12:00 AM

I thought he was dead already for some reason. I later realized in error I was thinking of Keith Chegwin (who was called to Hell in 2017) who was married to Maggie Philbin. You can see how I got mixed up.




Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Reply With Quote
(#2878)
Old
Dana723's Avatar
Dana723 Dana723 is offline
Forum member
Forum Member

Protected by JESUS Cleanest Kitchen True Christian Caucasian Ready for the Rapture Pro-Life Kirk Cameron Fan Club Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus

 
Posts: 700
Join Date: Oct 2017
Location: The greatest country in the world - United States!
Dana723 has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDana723 has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDana723 has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDana723 has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDana723 has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDana723 has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDana723 has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDana723 has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDana723 has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDana723 has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDana723 has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious Rapture
Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 07-26-2020, 12:09 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by DominiqueDomgaard View Post
I thought he was dead already for some reason. I later realized in error I was thinking of Keith Chegwin (who was called to Hell in 2017) who was married to Maggie Philbin. You can see how I got mixed up.
No I don't. I barely know who Regis Philbin is, but I trust a True Christian's assessment that he's in Hell. I have no idea who those two are. Are they some kind of Danish celebrities? Why do you believe they are in Hell?


Psalm 62:5-7 KJV
My soul, wait thou only upon God; for my expectation is from him. He only is my rock and my salvation: he is my defence;
I shall not be moved. In God is my salvation and my glory: the rock of my strength, and my refuge, is in God.
Reply With Quote
(#2879)
Old
MitzaLizalor's Avatar
MitzaLizalor MitzaLizalor is offline
Completely CRAZY for the Lord
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS True Christian Caucasian Ready for the Rapture Heaven Bound Mission to Australia Christian Love Real American™ Friend of Jesus Flat Earth TC Bravery The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking One Year/1000 posts Best stoning bucket True Christian Lady Pro-Life True Scientist™ True Christian™ True Christian Artist True Christian Beauty Most Obedient Batman Shooting Survivor Kangi Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Prayer Warrior Early riser Nuts for JESUS! Touched by Jesus Color wheel Trumpette Anti-sodomy Hands Off 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 5 Years Stamp of Approval Tagging for Jesus In Love With Zeke BFF of Jesus God's chosen ones Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Grammar Nazi GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Saved 10 Years Proud TP Rebuker for Christ

 
Posts: 10,862
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Leviticus Landing
MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 07-26-2020, 05:16 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Isabella White View Post
So many red flags! From the above link:

Quote:
A New York native, Regis Francis Xavier Philbin was born on Au
What follower of Christ would afflict sons with the name of an idolatrous huckster peddling lies across Asia? With the sole outcome of defrauding anyone who'd listen to further bloat a Mammon-ridden eyesore?

Quote:
Philbin graduated from Cardinal Hayes High School i
Of course what someone is taught at school may be rejected by any pupil. Once the phlogiston theory of combustion was well regarded by tutors, after all. But if that falsehood had been swallowed without question, if reason had not been applied, would we have modern jet aircraft to challenge communism and deliver The Gospel with alacrity to wherever it's needed? If I saw a school named "Cardinal" anything I wouldn't send anyone there in a blue fit! Another red flag.

Quote:
before going on to Notre Dame where he majo
This pupil obviously, like Hayes before him, accepted the lies and elected to go on to tertiary education in a Romish establishment. They say they have "tradition" to guide them but does that tradition agree with or contradict what Christ taught? By applying reason, as The Bible encourages us to do, the answer is clearly discerned. What happens to those refusing Scriptural guidance is equally apparent.

So many red flags. Is there anyone in the media who isn't a papist?
Reply With Quote
(#2880)
Old
DominiqueDomgaard's Avatar
DominiqueDomgaard DominiqueDomgaard is online now
Cannot get her head out of the gutter
Forum Member

Full of it Democrat

 
Posts: 173
Join Date: May 2020
Location: København, Denmark
DominiqueDomgaard is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.DominiqueDomgaard is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 07-26-2020, 06:56 PM

Fun times are up for Olivia de Havilland whose now off to her final act, Gone With the Devil. I bet she realized her antebellum ways were no longer relevant in a BLM supremacy, so made her exit stage left.

I guess this chucked out sinner was right on two!



Quote:
Originally Posted by upchucker67 View Post
Say, anyone have a hunch who God will smite this year?

Already two of my predictions came true; I surmised a Monthy Python actor would perish this year (Terry Jones, check), I figured another Hollywood barnacle would croak (Kirk Douglas, check) Of course, none of you have seen my predictions, but I assure you I made them.

DEAD POOL PREDICTIONS:
Bernie Sanders
Joe Biden (either of the two or both)
Jimmy Carter
Stella Stevens
Ian Holm
Keith Richards
Keith Rainere

Anna Wintour
Betty White
Olivia de Havilland
Larry David
Kathy Bates
Prince Philip and/or Queen Elizabeth II
Prince Andrew
Justin Bieber
Tim Curry
Tom Hanks
Johnny Depp
Jonah Hill
Sarah Michelle Geller
Harvey Weinstein
Eva Marie Saint
Robert Downey Jr.

The Democratic Party




Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
andrew wyeth, billy powell, bishop earl paulk, bob may, brooke shields, bush sr., dan seals, farah fawcett, george bush sr., infernal inferno, jack wrangler, junior seau, l’aquila, maurice jarre, nicholas hughes, patrick mcgoohan, patrick swayze, pedro 'cuban pete' aguilar, penor rinpoche, philip josé farmer, ricardo mantalbanm, richard aoki, shane mcconkey, sinners killed, susanna foster, walter cronkite, willem de looper

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Find Additional Forums Here



Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2020, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2018 all rights reserved