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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 06-18-2012, 03:27 PM

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Hold it right there, abo!
We do not tolerate that kind of racism in this forum. Black is very racist word, you should be using neutral words like nigra or negra. Besides, Godly USA were not abducting anyone. 99% of nigras sold to America were sold and captured by other nigras as slaves has been (and were long after slavery were abolished by secular law in USA) traditionally used as currency in Africa.



We cannot do that, as Jesus commands us to set heathens straight.

2nd Timothy 4:1 I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom;
2nd Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine.

How else would people know that they will be burning in hell for all eterneti unless they accept Jesus as their personal Saviour unless we tell them that?
I apologize if you think it was ment in a racist way but it wasnt, and maybe people dont want to accept jesus, sure you can still read the bible and tell people you are christian and you like being one but dont go talking about a country on an american website that most of them wont find because they dont want to be ridiculed for being happy and living with their own beliefs and personalities. and just so we are clear this is not aimed at you because i dont believe i have seen you say otherwise but it is aimed at the others who are so close minded and stubborn.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 06-18-2012, 03:32 PM

The fake flag of New Zealand:

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 06-18-2012, 03:32 PM

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Hold it right there, abo!
Also i am not of aboriginal decent if thats what you mean
and also if you were referring to me as an "abo" thats just as racist
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 06-18-2012, 05:40 PM

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I apologize if you think it was ment in a racist way but it wasnt, and maybe people dont want to accept jesus, sure you can still read the bible and tell people you are christian and you like being one but dont go talking about a country on an american website that most of them wont find because they dont want to be ridiculed for being happy and living with their own beliefs and personalities. and just so we are clear this is not aimed at you because i dont believe i have seen you say otherwise but it is aimed at the others who are so close minded and stubborn.
Clearly, the devil doesn't teach punctuation to his minions.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 02-15-2014, 05:40 AM

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8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!




8. ……Cook Islands




All people New Zealand of need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, Denmark, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 04-04-2014, 11:02 AM

Dear Cranky I feel that you are just being quite hateful because I am sure if I looked for it I could find 8 reasons why "God hates America (or any other country for that matter)". Why do you look only for the bad in New Zealand why not look for the good sides of countries because if you look for the bad you will find the bad but if you look for the good you will find the good.

Also some of the facts you have put up have no evidence to back them up like the sheep rape, you base it all of Australians calling them sheep shaggers (which in no form is proper proof) and then instantly say people are in denial if they disagree.

Next time please don't just hate on one of the aw inspiring county's that God has put on this wonderful earth look for the good in them.

Thanks.

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 04-04-2014, 11:16 AM

What I know of New Zealanders:


They stole the Chinese Gooseberry and renamed it the kiwi fruit. That's because nothing decent ever came from New Zealand.


They don't respect the rules of games they play. As a result they have a pathological hatred of this young man at the bottom of the screen at the 18 sec mark:

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 04-04-2014, 12:43 PM

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Dear Cranky I feel that you are just being quite hateful
Hateful? Brother Cranky? What a nasty, vicious, ad hominem attack. Typical New Zealander - playing the man, not the ball.

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Why do you look only for the bad in New Zealand why not look for the good sides of countries because if you look for the bad you will find the bad but if you look for the good you will find the good.
Some of us have tried, repeatedly. I have visited that backward corner of the Earth many times - my foolish sister married a Kiwi (one of the men, that is, not a bird or a piece of fruit, though his IQ is similar to that of the latter) and I felt obliged to visit her from time to time. I was always happier to leave than to arrive.

Let's look at just a couple of the many things they brag about (NZers are big on bragging, and we know that boasting is evil: James 4:16):

They seem to genuinely believe that their country is the most beautiful in the world. To be fair to them, this is just government brainwashing. They think this until they leave it, which those of them with more than half a brain do at the first opportunity.

They claim to be friendly and welcoming to visitors. Nonsense. This is purely desperation to speak to someone, anyone, from outside their narrow community. Attempting to discuss anything more complex than their imaginary plan to purchase a bach (a "holiday home" of the type we would call a shed) or a pair of jandals (their quaint word for flip-flops) is doomed to failure.

At one time New Zealand had women as Prime Minister, Governor General and Chief Justice. This, far from making them in some way superior, was in violation of 1 Timothy 2:12.

Everywhere you go, you see feral children


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and desecration



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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 04-04-2014, 12:53 PM

If New Zealand is so wonderful, why do 650,000 (15%) of them live in Australia?
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 04-04-2014, 12:55 PM

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Dear Cranky I feel that you are just being quite hateful because I am sure if I looked for it I could find 8 reasons why "God hates America (or any other country for that matter)". Why do you look only for the bad in New Zealand
Where did you get the idiotic idea that we only look for the bad things in New Zealand!?


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Question Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 04-04-2014, 08:29 PM

Cranky I was talking in particular about this thread but it seems you just have allot of hate but why don't you look for the good.

Also why dont you make a list about why god hates America because there are plenty of reasons of you will happily look

Or do you deem America to be perfect and that god loves if so that appears to me that you.being very biases
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 04-04-2014, 09:58 PM

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Cranky I was talking in particular about this thread but it seems you just have allot of hate but why don't you look for the good...
Show him the "good" you speak of (and then he'll tell you why you're wrong, with Biblical justification, ofc. ).

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Let's see what you can come up with, if there are so many reasons.

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...Or do you deem America to be perfect...
If it was, they'd be moaning a lot less.

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...and that god loves it...
Well, "God's Least Despised Country" is more apt, but doesn't roll off the tongue as well.

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God isn't prejudiced, He hates everyone*.

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Also why dont you make a list about why god hates America because there are plenty of reasons of you will happily look
I do this out of love for Jesus and out of love for humanity.

As every Christian knows, only those who truly believe in Jesus will be saved, everyone else will burn in Hell for all eternity (Mark 16:16, Revelation 21:8, John 15:6, John 14:6).

So the ONLY right thing to do is to show the people in the world who refuse to obey Jesus and instead have gay orgies all the time, the wrong of their sinful ways. Opening their eyes to there completely wasted lives in their utterly useless countries is clearly the Christian thing to do. If this thread saves just one soul in New Zealand, just one, it will have been worth it. Don't you agree?


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 04-05-2014, 05:27 AM

Cranky I understand that if you save one soul from new zealand it will be worth it but that facts you have used are false such as

Sheep rape which you have only proof of because some "Australians" called them sheep shagger, this is because they have a rivalry so they make up jokes to throw at each other at sporting events. Please show proper proof on this

Also new zealand has more advanced transport than canoe 88 % of its population own one or more car (proof) httpp://profile.idnz.co.nz/wanganui/car-ownership?WebID=10 and http://www.nzta.govt.nz/resources/tr...nd-figures.pdf (sorry I dont know how to make them into hyperlinks I will try to find out) In the mean time just copy and paste them into your search browsers

Also you say no one earns enough for there to be crime whe the average income is around 48, 000 dollars.

Also just because they they have not been invaded yet does not mean they cannot be a peaceful nation

Another thing you have no legitimate proof of maoris being imprisoned for no reasons also you said they have been rembersed $900 million which is 7 dollars in the us which once again is false $900 nzd is actually 772 million us dollars

Another false thing is you claim the new zealand dollar to be like monopoly money nut it is actually worth for every one nz it is worth 0.88 American dollars which means the us dollar is only 12 cents above the new zealand dollar

Aslo so e one said if the vandals in new zealand I ask you is that also in america or any country on this earth

But I know you are attempting to do good by trying to saving some of the new zealanders but please true fact to reveal to them there sin

Beacuse if some if the facts are wrong ignorant atheist and fags will try to come on and be a neusance
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 04-05-2014, 11:01 AM

You are completely missing the point.

That you think your monopoly money has actual value is cute, in the way a 3 year old child also thinks monopoly money is real, but I assure you if you try to pay for something here in "New Zealand Dollars" you will fail. They are worthless.

But this is not what it is about. What it is about is that all these New Zealand sheep shagger have to stop their sinning and start serving Jesus to prevent eternal damnation to the fires of Hell.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 04-05-2014, 11:08 AM

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but I assure you if you try to pay for something here in "New Zealand Dollars" you will fail. They are worthless.
So what I will just exchange my money for some usd

Also if you take american dollars over to any other country it will be worthless until you exchange it Into the local currency so you have no point there

(Also if going to get another warning for this can you at least tell me how to send private message please)
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 04-05-2014, 11:17 AM

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If New Zealand is so wonderful, why do 650,000 (15%) of them live in Australia?
You haven't answered this question, yet.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 04-05-2014, 11:25 AM

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You haven't answered this question, yet.
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The reason thereare so many kiwi over in Australia js because in the past 10 to 15 years Australia has had a huge mining boom and no Australians wanted to do it so the jobs became very high paying so New Zealanders went over to fill in the spaces and with them they took there families because of the high paying mine jobs there

New zealand doesn't have a big mining industry so thats why they don't work in kiwi mines as they are relatively small and don't pay aswell
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The reason thereare so many kiwi over in Australia js because in the past 10 to 15 years Australia has had a huge mining boom and no Australians wanted to do it so the jobs became very high paying so New Zealanders went over to fill in the spaces and with them they took there families because of the high paying mine jobs there

New zealand doesn't have a big mining industry so thats why they don't work in kiwi mines as they are relatively small and don't pay aswell
Hang on, that makes no sense. If New Zealand has hardly any mining industry, then why are you training people to be miners? Do you want them to leave the country?

Why not just train them to do something useful instead, like fix cars or washing machines or paint over the graffiti and sweep the filthy streets of Auckland?


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 04-05-2014, 11:37 AM

Most New Zealanders in Australia are on social security, so that assertion of his is plain nonsense.
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