Trannygeddon Hasn't Happened Yet -
08-31-2018, 05:27 AM
I have been absent these last few months in dreadful anticipation of the Trannygeddon which I see has so far failed to happen. It is only because I ran out of rice for my service staff that I have chanced to emerge from my fallout shelter.
You see, some months ago I was disgusted that the treasonous Federal courts reversed President Donald J Trump's ban on tranny troops. So revolted, I retreated to my prayer closet, tilted my prayer chair back in the recliner position (so my prayers would be pointed toward heaven) and turned on the massage feature.
But calming prayer would not be my reward. For as I lie there, a revelation descended upon me. Jesus had reached into my mind and gave me a tantalizing glimpse into the future in reminding me of Judges 1:19
Judges 1:19 And the LORD was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron.
Mercy, but it all became clear to me then. God, in His Infinite Wisdom and Omnipotence, had given Himself a weakness in order to test the piety of America. For if the Tranny Menace were to gain access to tanks (which are nothing more than motorized chariots of iron) God would be unable to come to our aid!
Imagine then my horror at the thought of thousands of hairy men in pumps and mini skirts riding through the streets on rainbow-painted M1 Abrams tanks and declaring themselves our tranny overlords while our prayers for victory over the abominations went unanswered due to the clause in Judges!
I quickly summoned my staff and headed to the bunker. Only after the doors were sealed and the air circulation units were engaged did it dawn on me to let my dear friends at Freehold know about the incredible danger they were all in. But I was comforted with the knowledge that God would surely have delivered the same message to His faithful worshipers and all of you would have found safety.
Anyway, glad you're all still alive and not being sodomized to death by Lady Gaga and his tranny army.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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