Some of my paid shills were over at that commie HuffingtonPost blog today, planting anti-union and anti-global warming comments, when they stumbled across a story which they thought I should know about. Normally I wouldn't even look at that lying Marxist propaganda web site, and I'm sure the rest of you don't, especially since you can learn
The Truth by listening to Rush Limbaugh or watching Fox News. Those of you who completed home schooling and can actually read might prefer to get your news from reputable web sites such as
Drudge Report or KKK.com, for example.
News for True Christians who know how to read. Special Youtube edition for others.
But sometimes we've just got to read those lefty blogs to know what the enemy is up to. I usually don't bother myself, unless my shills tell me something important has come up.
Anyway, for nearly a month now, terrorist blogs like HuffingGayPost have been whining about the fatal shooting of some Negro named
Trayvon Martin. Seems that 17-year-old Trayvon was walking home from
7-Eleven, carrying some
Skittles and a
Coke and talking on a cell phone. He was spotted by alert self-appointed vigilante George Zimmerman, a "multi-racial" (half-breed) Hispanic man, who rightfully thought that a Negro walking in a white neighborhood was cause for alarm. So Zimmerman dialed 911 while pursuing the Negro in his SUV. The liberal leftist police dispatcher told Zimmerman not to pursue, but he ignored that commie advice, confronted the "unarmed" Trayvon, and finally shot and killed him. The police rightly decided it was self-defense and let Zimmerman go. This has caused an uproar, and all the commies have huddled together and demanded that Zimmerman be charged for manslaughter.
Normally, when a Spic shoots a Negro, I just shrug it off, but this particular case is simply outrageous. First of all, the Negro wasn't unarmed. He was carrying
Skittles! It just so happens that I know a lot about this dangerous product, since my company recently bought the manufacturer. Originally,
Skittles was invented and marketed by a British corporation,
Wm. Wrigley Jr. Company. Now it's bad enough when Euroweenie tea-sipping Nancy boys are allowed to sell their food products to patriotic Americans, especially something like this which contains no animal products. As all True Christians know, vegan food causes homoism. It's made even worse by the fact that this manufacturer pays their workers slightly more than minimum wage - thus, they've given in to the union thugs. So not only is it a fag company run by cheese-eating surrender monkeys, but it's also socialist!
Which is where my company comes in. Last December,
Uranus Corporation decided to buy the
Skittles brand, and we've since moved manufacturing to China. We've changed the ingredients a bit, especially the parts referred to with the catch-all phrase "artificial flavors" and "artificial coloring". I can state without doubt that
Skittles are anything but "harmless" like the liberals claim. By any reasonable standard, they are a deadly weapon, and Zimmerman was right to put that Negro down. The exact chemical formula of
Skittles remains a trade secret, but by comparison Fukushima was a just a sideshow.
Another fine product from Uranus
In short, this was a justifiable homicide. Or maybe
homocide, since even Negro bucks are known to go on periodic gay rampages. But Obama and the powerful Muslim Negro lobby are demanding "justice" for Trayvon Martin, and the liberal media has jumped in. As True Christians, we need to start our own "Free Zimmerman" campaign. If you doubt that, just ask yourself if you want to give up your right to defend your neighborhood from rampaging Negro teenagers intent on raping your daughters and attacking Godly vigilantes with dangerous weapons like
Skittles.
Plus I'd like to add that I feel "personally threatened" by any decision to prosecute Zimmerman. Although I don't personally shoot intruders, my bodyguards have already eliminated about 30 or 40 locals who wandered too close to my vacation mansion here in Cambodia. It's not my fault that they ignored the "No Trespassing" and "Warning: Landmines" signs, though it's possible they couldn't read. The 2nd Amendment protects the right to bear arms, landmines included. Self-defense is a human right.