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Default Pray God's Wrath Rains Down Upon These Heathen Sodomites! - 02-16-2009, 02:34 AM

Dear friends, as True Christians™ you know our faith is constantly under attack by the liberal media. Day in and day out, these Godless wonders misconstrue the words of truth and spin it out to the very fickle, gullible masses.

Truly, this lie-lover liberals share laughs at what they cannot understand and outright mock what in their hearts they should know is sin.

Recently, my colleagues and I have been forced into a media war with the perverse atheists who power a New York based radio show. Their den of iniquity is named TheBJRadio.

In their 113th show episode, they openly mocked our moral teachings and warnings of a new abomination to natural order, created by the hands of secular scientists. The device in question is one that will surely encourage the fall of morality in good men.

You can hear the blasphemous show and mocking here. If your heart is willing, please convict them in their comments.

For the past two weeks we've called into their studios, bringing them words of warning for forming a weapon against the word of truth, for it is written in Isaiah 54:17:

No weapon that is formed against thee shall prosper; and every tongue that shall rise against thee in judgment thou shalt condemn. This is the heritage of the servants of the LORD, and their righteousness is of me, saith the LORD.

For their forming the weapon of words and malice against us, we know that unless they censor their show as we demand they shall not prosper. Truly, they shall fall and continue falling until they fall deeper than a bottomless pit, the only relief being the eternal pit of hellfire where their teeth will forever gnash.

I pray these heathens realize the error of their ways before it is too late, and already they have admitted to witnessing the power of our prayers. Their show has been halted and the power of God has been shown as their soundboard blew up in their faces.

Still, they need more prayer. So please pray for these sinners and convict them in their comment section, and let them know that when you sling propaganda against the words of righteousness, you do not avail much but get slapped back into your place among the rest of the wretched, unsaved masses.
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Default Re: Pray God's Wrath Rains Down Upon These Heathen Sodomites! - 02-16-2009, 04:54 AM

That radio show is named after dog excrement! What kind of perverts are they?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Pray God's Wrath Rains Down Upon These Heathen Sodomites! - 02-16-2009, 10:56 PM

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That radio show is named after dog excrement! What kind of perverts are they?
Pastor Ezekiel, you would not believe the pain in my heart when I found these scoundrels also loved to support the homogay agenda, urban drug use and communism. They have no mercy and honor, and even their very existence is an abomination to all other life. This show must be censored and after they rebuild their still smoldering studio, as an act of good faith, they should give us all of their radio equipment. That way we can use their equipment to spread the true Good Word to the masses.
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