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Default Re: LOCK YOUR CHILDREN UP: A Typical Halloween for a Goth - 10-01-2016, 04:24 AM

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Lycia, the people you are explaining are NOT goths, they are Satanists. A goth is someone with a clothing and music sense that is within the punk genre. There may be gothic Satanists, but there is no way that all of the people from all of the people from this personality group believe in this.
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First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in hereuninvited, and unwelcome .

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: LOCK YOUR CHILDREN UP: A Typical Halloween for a Goth - 10-16-2016, 05:49 PM

Halloween is not Satan's birthday. It is a sabbat to honor the dead and mark the end of the harvest season and the beginning of winter. It is a Celtic holiday and has nothing to do with Goth, Satan or Satanism.

Goths enjoy Halloween because it is a time they can be themselves without getting a lot of negative comments and reactions. There is no orgies, drugs, kidnapping children, swearing fealty to Satan or sacrificing children. Most Goths aren't even home on halloween. We actually go out to concerts or goth clubs as there are usually a lot of big events on this date.
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Default Re: LOCK YOUR CHILDREN UP: A Typical Halloween for a Goth - 10-16-2016, 06:10 PM

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Goths enjoy Halloween because it is a time they can be themselves without getting a lot of negative comments and reactions. There is no orgies, drugs, kidnapping children, swearing fealty to Satan or sacrificing children. Most Goths aren't even home on halloween. We actually go out to concerts or goth clubs as there are usually a lot of big events on this date.

Presumably, that is because everyone else thinks you are dressed up in your absurd costumes as a joke and no one throws dead cats at you.


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Default Re: LOCK YOUR CHILDREN UP: A Typical Halloween for a Goth - 10-18-2016, 03:04 AM

I really got mad today. I went into one of those awful costume shops in another town near here where they were selling Halloween stuff. Every year I survey what Satan-like things are going on.

In this shop there were masks of Donald Trump. I told the shop owner he had better take those off the shelves because after the election Federal Officials would be calling.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: LOCK YOUR CHILDREN UP: A Typical Halloween for a Goth - 10-19-2016, 08:35 PM

Why am I not surprised? It's only celebrated by heathens, which are also mainly liebrals, so of course they would mock our godly candidate!


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Default Re: LOCK YOUR CHILDREN UP: A Typical Halloween for a Goth - 10-20-2016, 02:24 PM

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are also mainly liebrals, so of course they would mock our godly candidate!
I had never thought of Halloween as a liberal holiday but, Mrs. Johnson, you are so correct. It is a time of year when they put their unclean and hell-bound selves out there for all of us to see.

I know Jesus is pleased we do not participate


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: LOCK YOUR CHILDREN UP: A Typical Halloween for a Goth - 10-30-2016, 05:53 AM

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First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here here uninvited, and unwelcome .


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Umm-- are you suggesting that we use e-readers? Because we're already online now. I can't read the posts on this forum and play around with an e-reader at the same time. Besides, I love the feel of a real book in my hands.


The Bible is best, of course, but there are many fine works out there with uplifting themes. I even read science books when I want to laugh. Being as firmly committed to the Bible as I am, I never worry about encountering anything that can refute the Bible.


You see, it can't be refuted because it's from God. God is all powerful, so no power can disprove God's Truth.


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