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Pope breaks world record hypocrisy, again -
01-21-2011, 07:16 PM
The pope apparently took a break from raping young boys all day to make the following announcement:
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Pope Benedict XVI has said public officials must offer a strong moral example, his first apparent comment on the sex scandal engulfing Italy's PM.
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I am certain this will convert those last 5 Catholics still left in the world to True Christianity™.
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Pope breaks world record hypocrisy, again -
01-21-2011, 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
The pope apparently took a break from raping young boys all day to make the following announcement: I am certain this will convert those last 5 Catholics still left in the world to True Christianity™.
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My goodness that was funny.
It never, ever, ever, ever occurs to his Popeness to suggest his PRIESTS set a strong moral example, does it?
It is a wonder his Corn-holiness was able to extricate himself from his bondage sling and flotilla of transvestitic Latino lads long enough to compose a letter to the editor.
Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are un Godly among them of all their un Godly deeds which they have un Godly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which un Godly sinners have spoken against him.
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Re: Pope breaks world record hypocrisy, again -
01-21-2011, 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner
My goodness that was funny.
It never, ever, ever, ever occurs to his Popeness to suggest his PRIESTS set a strong moral example, does it?
It is a wonder his Corn-holiness was able to extricate himself from his bondage sling and flotilla of transvestitic Latino lads long enough to compose a letter to the editor.
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Probably just dictated it to the priest who delivered the boy.
I still don't understand how anyone can be a Catholic.
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Re: Pope breaks world record hypocrisy, again -
01-22-2011, 04:43 AM
Isn't it nice of the good Lord to give us Catholics so that we have something to laugh at?
But the fearful, and unbelieving,
and the abominable, and murderers, and
whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake
which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death. - Rev 21:8
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Re: Pope breaks world record hypocrisy, again -
01-22-2011, 04:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Abigail
Isn't it nice of the good Lord to give us Catholics so that we have something to laugh at?
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Jesus does have a great sense of humor. The Bible tells us that He spends His time up in Heaven laughing at the sinners being tortured in hell.
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"He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the LORD shall have them in derision." Psalm 2:4
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Pope breaks world record hypocrisy, again -
01-22-2011, 06:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Jesus does have a great sense of humor. The Bible tells us that He spends His time up in Heaven laughing at the sinners being tortured in hell.
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I can't wait to join Him!! I wonder who burns faster, Mormons, Catholics or Chinks??
But the fearful, and unbelieving,
and the abominable, and murderers, and
whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake
which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death. - Rev 21:8
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Re: Pope breaks world record hypocrisy, again -
01-22-2011, 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Abigail
I can't wait to join Him!! I wonder who burns faster, Mormons, Catholics or Chinks??
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The best part is that none of them will ever, ever, burn up entirely:
Mark 9:43-44: And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched: Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
Rev. 14:11: And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name.
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Re: Pope breaks world record hypocrisy, again -
01-24-2011, 11:42 AM
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I can't wait to join Him!! I wonder who burns faster, Mormons, Catholics or Chinks??
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Definitely option 1 or 2. They're far more full of it.
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