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Angry Facing persecution at the hands of gookmobile lovers - 01-19-2008, 07:27 AM

Introduction: on a certain automobile-realted web forum (which I will not name or link to because of the Gomorra-level sin going on there) an upstanding South Carolina enterpreneur name "Nick" dropped by to invite them to visit his website, with the standard southern hospitality.

The sinners on the forum then savagely persecuted him, playing the politics of personal destruction. They even linked to his Sex Offender Registry profile (Some 13-year old lied about her age. So what?)

I showed up to preach the word to these casters of stones. Though much of the debate was deleted by the Stalinists, I have managed to save this much:

(My text is plain. The Bible is Red. The sinners are blue.)

***COPIED FROM SATANIST FORUM***

YOU PEOPLE SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES! You should all repent and beg God for forgiveness!

I am not Nick, I have never met him, nor do I attend church with him, but know enough from what I have read in this virtual lynching. Instead of persecuting this upstanding young man you people need to learn some FACTS:

  • FACT: Statutory rape laws are the creations of secular governments, and have no basis in Biblical Law. There is nothing resembling an "Age of consent" in the Bible. Mary was either 15 years old or younger when the Holy Spirit impregnated her. Are you calling the Holy Spirit a pedophile? Before you do, let me remind you that blaspheming the Holy Spirit is the one unforgivable sin:
  • Mark 3:28 Verily I say unto you, All sins shall be forgiven unto the sons of men, and blasphemies wherewith soever they shall blaspheme: But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness
  • FACT: It was the girl's stepfather who behaved immorally, not Nick. The Bible makes clear what a father is to do when his daughter loses her virginity: DEUTERONOMY 22:28 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife. Yet instead, he used the law to persecute Nick. He is the one in the wrong, not Nick.
  • FACT: Accusations of spamming, scams and so on are irrelevant. However Nick earns his money is honorable and noble. We live in a free country with free markets and if you think Nick is "evil" for how he earns money, maybe you should move to North Korea, Cuba, Sweden, Laos, or some similar socialist cesspool.
  • FACT: If you repent of what you have done, even you, cruel online bullies, can have your sins washed clean by the blood of Jesus. 1John 1:9 If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.
Here is a prayer you can say right now:
"Holy Spirit, I appreciate you.
Holy Spirit, I appreciate you.
You love us, and guide us,
and live right inside us,
Holy Spirit, please forgive me for my bullying, my persecuting, and my disobediences of your sacred Word. Amen."

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It wasn't statutory rape. It was underage sex.

Free market laws are also the creations of secular governments. You support those laws but not age of consent laws? See how far the bible gets you in court.

You call countries with less crime and better health care systems than we have cesspools? Have you ever been to any of those countries you named off? (North Korea not included) No, you haven't you ignoramus. Nice copy and paste job too.


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[*]FACT: It was the girl's stepfather who behaved immorally, not Nick.

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Now you claim you're God? Because unless you are Nick or close to him only God could know that. How do you know this is "[*]FACT"?? You don't and an impartial 3rd party wouldn't assume that either.

what is it with religious people and abusing children.....

catholic priests before the 1970's
David Koresh
even god knobbed a 15yo (according to burtus)

oh wait a sec, how did the religious goon know that it was the girls stepfather that brought Nick to court.
I thought that this Thread was about our mutual friend Nick. That is why I've been guided here. We merely wish to help.
Calling us Freaks and Thumpers because of our belief is Religious persecution.

Now, I haven't called you out as a Homosexual or Retard because of the kind of Car you drive now have I? So don't judge my faith friend.
Personally I drive an American Automobile. It's the patriotic and righteous thing to do.

You're not Homosexual are ya??

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I see... so you figure that because you are pure and righteous (your view) you can ignore the law of Caeser: IE the laws of your country... hmmm VERY patriotic...

Acts 5:29
We ought to obey God rather than men.


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I suppose that women should be subservient to the will of the man, too?

Indeed.

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Still want to defend Nick?

I do. Satan has many tricks up his sleeves.

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Can you please post the direct passage pointing out the woman has to listen to the man. I would love to print it off and give it too my sister in law. She is such a controling b***h and treats my wifes brother like s***. To top it off they are the biggest bible thumpers I know, go to church EVERY DAY! So I would love to share the passage with her.

They wouldn't even let their son play Guitar Hero III. Where in the bible does it say Music is evil? They seem to think Music is evil. Man people are nuts.

Must you use such language?

Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

1st Corinthians 11:9 Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.
1st Timothy 2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.1st Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
Ephesians 5:23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
Ephesians 5:24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.


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....and if all the Bible quotes are meant to suggest that I should take orders and be completely submissive to my husband, then make room in the handbasket folks.

Young lady, we didn't write the Bible, we simply obey it. Every word of it. We are not salad bar Christians who pick & choose the verses we happen to like. That would be like driving an NSX with Subaru Impreza gold colored wheels and a tea table spoiler. Or ditching an NSX for a Porker, like Nick did, alledgedly.

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Default Re: Facing persecution at the hands of gookmobile lovers - 01-19-2008, 07:46 AM

***REPOST FROM SATANIST FORUM***

Originally Posted by RSO 34
Maybe an IP check will be in order........

As for spamming, I see two possible scenarios. You could be Nick or one of his pathetic true life friends with the intent of breathing new life into this thread. In an unfortunate irony, Nick could not have hoped for more worldwide publicity for his affiliate status with the gambling sites albeit I am sure he/you would have preferred to have no reference to being a predicate felon sex offender.

The second potential scenario is that you really are religious zealots seeing an opportunity to gain worldwide attention for your intolerant, sexist and cloaked racist views. You pretend to "defend" a sinner to sermonize about your prejudiced beliefs through selective biblical references to justify a cultish lifestyle


Is it just me or is the most beautiful aspect of this thread how Nick or his cronies continue to pop up in different forms to defend him and inadvertently making statements which only Nick could know resulting in their being outed? ROFLMAO

***AT THIS POINT I WAS BANNED FROM THE FORUM, BUT RETURNED***

Well now, let history record that [NAME OF EVIL FORUM] believes in censoring people whose deeply-held faith brings them to disagree with vigilante lynch mobs.

If Jesus came here and said "
Let He who is without sin cast the first stone" I see you would censor and ban Him as well.

In NSX Prime being on-topic means slandering and conspiring to utterly destroy a father of two, and being a voice of reason makes one a trouble-maker.

A bit of vigilantism is one thing, but the obsessive nature of this persecution suggests that envy is at work. You envy Nick because of his success as an enterpreneur. You envy his rugged good looks. But most of all, you envy that he had sex with an adolescent. Why else would you be so obsessed with this?

Here is the one, only ON-TOPIC part of this entire thread: A quote from the Bible showing that if you anger God, even your precious sports cars will be taken from you:

Leviticus 26:22 I will also send wild beasts among you, which shall rob you of your children, and destroy your cattle, and make you few in number; and your high ways shall be desolate.

And as for the mods: You had better prepare to stand before Jesus on Judgement Day and explain your decision to censor His believers, and to declare this forum a "God-free zone". Remember what happened to New Orleans and New York City when they rejected God.

Oh yes, and of course people are going to claim that I quoted Leviticus 26:22 out of context, so here is the context. Take a look at what will happen to you, now that you have turned your back on Jesus Christ:

Leviticus 26:
14But if ye will not hearken unto me, and will not do all these commandments;
15And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant:
16I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, (9/11) consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
17And I will set my face against you, and ye shall be slain before your enemies: they that hate you shall reign over you; and ye shall flee when none pursueth you.
18And if ye will not yet for all this hearken unto me, then I will punish you seven times more for your sins.
19And I will break the pride of your power; and I will make your heaven as iron, and your earth as brass:
20And your strength shall be spent in vain: for your land shall not yield her increase, neither shall the trees of the land yield their fruits.
21And if ye walk contrary unto me, and will not hearken unto me; I will bring seven times more plagues upon you according to your sins.
22I will also send wild beasts among you, which shall rob you of your children, and destroy your cattle, and make you few in number; and your high ways shall be desolate.
23And if ye will not be reformed by me by these things, but will walk contrary unto me;
24Then will I also walk contrary unto you, and will punish you yet seven times for your sins.
25And I will bring a sword upon you, that shall avenge the quarrel of my covenant: and when ye are gathered together within your cities, I will send the pestilence among you;(AIDS) and ye shall be delivered into the hand of the enemy.
26And when I have broken the staff of your bread, ten women shall bake your bread in one oven, and they shall deliver you your bread again by weight: and ye shall eat, and not be satisfied.
27And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
30 And I will destroy your high places, (9/11) and cut down your images, and cast your carcases upon the carcases of your idols, and my soul shall abhor you.
31And I will make your cities waste, (New Orleans) and bring your sanctuaries unto desolation, and I will not smell the savour of your sweet odours.
32And I will bring the land into desolation: and your enemies which dwell therein shall be astonished at it.
33And I will scatter you among the heathen, and will draw out a sword after you: and your land shall be desolate, and your cities waste. (New Orleans)

Don't hate me if You don't like what God says. Your argument is with God.

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Default Re: Facing persecution at the hands of gookmobile lovers - 01-19-2008, 08:13 AM

What a heartbraking story, Brother Jeb. This is double persecution in it's purest, vile, hateful, sickening form.

I'm glad you didn't provide the link, as I would have gone and defend your rights with everything I could come up with.

But no doubt these communists talk about "forced induction" (slang for sodomy) "K&N filters" (Satan's cotton fingers), "zorsts" (bottoms), "remapping" (brainwashing), "big ends" (bottoms again), "VTEC kicking in" (sodomy again) and "suspension droop" (***censored by mods***).

They won't laugh when they'll end up in Satan's Aeternal Giant Carcrusher.


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Default Re: Facing persecution at the hands of gookmobile lovers - 01-19-2008, 04:01 PM

I go to there house with my new ride

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Default Re: Facing persecution at the hands of gookmobile lovers - 01-19-2008, 04:58 PM

we also had dealings with the E thugs from that vile forum. Talk about idolatrous behaviour!!! They probably fornicate with that car...or at least in it. It is a status symbol car driven by men who are not as endowed as Baptists are reputed to be.
The sheer number of scallywags attacking the poor unfortunate sinner called Nick made it a mathematical certainty that there were probably more than a few with some sheep shagging bad behaviour of their own.
I do hope you left a link to Landover...but you will find that when they are alone they are gutless and suddenly lack their "moral conviction".

It is typical that they would assign your role as benevolent protector who is viewing with shock, a vile overkill...with that of being a minion or henchperson. They simply do not recognise good Christian compassion when it is presented.



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Default Re: Facing persecution at the hands of gookmobile lovers - 01-19-2008, 05:26 PM

Dear Brother Thurmond
We still get the occasional NSX person in our forums sneaking a peek at the responses we get. I will post the link to this topic and that will bring them in to read.
They are unlikely though to make accounts to post. They are gutless in that respect.
(Probably another reason they all drive that fashion statement vehicle)



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Default Re: Facing persecution at the hands of gookmobile lovers - 01-19-2008, 07:08 PM

and sodomite small penis car



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Default Re: Facing persecution at the hands of gookmobile lovers - 01-19-2008, 07:21 PM

NSX? As in the Honda NSX? Now the Acura NSX?

Isn't that short for NoSeX?
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Default Re: Facing persecution at the hands of gookmobile lovers - 01-20-2008, 03:13 AM

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NSX? As in the Honda NSX? Now the Acura NSX?

Isn't that short for NoSeX?
I think its "Anysex." Another demonic code for forcing homersexuralism onto normal people, if you ask me.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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