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Eagle I am throwing my hat into the ring - 11-09-2020, 07:45 PM

Good afternoon, folks. I have an announcement to make.

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I, Silas Lee "Roper" Crossburn of Freehold, Iowa, aged 63 years, do hereby declare that I am running for President of the United States and will be seeking the Republican nomination in the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Twenty-Four.

Stay tuned. There's much more to come.



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Default Re: I am throwing my hat into the ring - 11-09-2020, 09:23 PM

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Good afternoon, folks. I have an announcement to make.

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I, Silas Lee "Roper" Crossburn of Freehold, Iowa, aged 63 years, do hereby declare that I am running for President of the United States and will be seeking the Republican nomination in the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Twenty-Four.

Stay tuned. There's much more to come.
I endorse! (maybe)


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I am the door: by me if any man enter in, he shall be saved, and shall goe in and out, and find pasture.
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Default Re: I am throwing my hat into the ring - 11-10-2020, 05:06 PM

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Stay tuned. There's much more to come.
I'm looking for a candidate that will talk plain. Somebody to tell the lazy unemployed people to get a job. GET. A. JOB. It's time to wake up and smell the make the coffee, 2 sugars no milk thanks.


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Default Re: I am throwing my hat into the ring - 12-17-2020, 05:28 PM

Any update on your campaign, Brother Roper? We are all thrilled at the prospect of a True Christian and a fabulously talented artist such as yourself gunning for the Oval Office.


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Guns Re: I am throwing my hat into the ring - 12-18-2020, 04:28 AM

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gunning for the Oval Office.
Literally, I hope. When's the last time we had an open-carrying presidential candidate? Jesus would certainly approve (Luke 11:21, Luke 22:36)


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Default Re: I am throwing my hat into the ring - 12-18-2020, 05:51 PM

I don't remember posting this.



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Default Re: I am throwing my hat into the ring - 12-18-2020, 06:04 PM

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I don't remember posting this.
Praise Jesus! A miraculous post.


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Default Re: I am throwing my hat into the ring - 12-18-2020, 10:12 PM

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I don't remember posting this.
Just think, Roper. When you win the Republican nomination in a landslide, you'll have Secret Service (SS) agents protecting you instead of hauling you in for questioning. Damn Obama.


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Default Re: I am throwing my hat into the ring - 12-18-2020, 11:23 PM

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Aren't you way to young to run for president?


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