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Re: BREAKING: God smites fag-enabling East Coast with earthquake. -
08-23-2011, 10:38 PM
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Having trouble reading the facts DMJ?
New York, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Iowa, Vermont, and New Hampshire allow gay marriage but they did not have an earthquake.
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The article quoted in the OP states that NY and NH were two of the states affected — as well as DC, which sustained considerable damage and which also allows sodomites the special privilege of marriage.
The Lord also took the opportunity, while He was at it, to smite the Whiskypalians.
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Re: BREAKING: God smites fag-enabling East Coast with earthquake. -
08-23-2011, 11:42 PM
The location of the quake in Virginia is to be called OBAMA'S FAULT.
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Re: BREAKING: God smites fag-enabling East Coast with earthquake. -
08-24-2011, 06:44 AM
Let’s not forget that the hipsters in Brooklyn are officially –as of today– the first humans to ever experience and survive an earthquake (in much the same way that they invented chocolate, pickles, farming and cheap beer). Years from now you’ll see aging hipsters sitting around in dive bars talking about how heroic it was of them to have the presence of mind to turn on their camera phones and capture the horrors of a 5.8 magnitude quake so they could post it on their locally-crafted blogs while others will BRAG about how they managed to grab their entire Animal Collective vinyl collection on the way out the door and how the “shit they had to deal with” in the aftermath was on par with the post-liberation of Auschwitz.
We could all learn a thing or two from them when it comes to living through a natural disaster of this magnitude.
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Re: BREAKING: God smites fag-enabling East Coast with earthquake. -
08-24-2011, 10:29 PM
The Lord also fired a shot across the bow of the magic-undie-wearing LSD cultists:
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'Minor damage' to D.C. Temple in earthquake
KENSINGTON, MD. — Tuesday's earthquake caused "minor damage" to the Washington, D.C., Temple of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
LDS Church spokesman Scott Trotter said the temple's spires and facade were damaged during the earthquake.
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Area resident Douglas Wiggins told the LDS Church News that the tips broke off of four of the temple's six spires. The tip on one of the remaining two spires was bent.
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Re: BREAKING: God smites fag-enabling East Coast with earthquake. -
08-24-2011, 11:02 PM
A Christ-killer agreed with us but was then a victim of politically correct censorship:
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Rabbi Ties Earthquake To Gay Marriage (Update)
Yehuda Levin, an ultra-conservative and controversial Orthodox rabbi, posted a video on YouTube linking yesterday’s quake with New York’s legalization of same-sex marriage earlier this summer.
UPDATE: Sometime between my writing of this post and 5 p.m., YouTube has removed this video due to its policy “prohibiting hate speech.” That did not sit well with this Jewish blogger, who said he thinks Levin is a “disgusting, loudmouthed bigot,” but also opposes censorship.
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Re: BREAKING: God smites fag-enabling East Coast with earthquake. -
08-26-2011, 11:53 PM
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Re: BREAKING: God smites fag-enabling East Coast with earthquake. -
08-27-2011, 01:20 AM
I am so excited!
God is going to wash clean the Easter Shores of the magnificent US of A. He plans to be extra smiteful to the city of of Sodomy and Gomorrah, NYC. I hope Irene's bucket is full of bleach.
What a glorious weekend it will be!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: BREAKING: God smites fag-enabling East Coast with earthquake. -
08-27-2011, 01:27 AM
I can't wait to see Jew York City's subways flooded with water. They'll know the story of Noah soon enough! Shout GLORY!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: BREAKING: God smites fag-enabling East Coast with earthquake. -
08-27-2011, 09:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters
The article quoted in the OP states that NY and NH were two of the states affected — as well as DC, which sustained considerable damage and which also allows sodomites the special privilege of marriage.
The Lord also took the opportunity, while He was at it, to smite the Whiskypalians.
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Now let us just, for a moment, continue to play along with you idea that this was your god doing some smiting, it does not change the fact that the places that were hit, the epicentres of the quakes where in places that ban Gay Mar ridge, yes there was damage a little further afield, but what is the term the military are so fond of, oh yes "Collateral Damage"
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Re: BREAKING: God smites fag-enabling East Coast with earthquake. -
08-27-2011, 10:56 AM
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Now let us just, for a moment, continue to play along with you idea that this was your god doing some smiting, it does not change the fact that the places that were hit, the epicentres of the quakes where in places that ban Gay Mar ridge, yes there was damage a little further afield, but what is the term the military are so fond of, oh yes "Collateral Damage"
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Luke 21:11 And great earthquakes shall be in divers places, and famines, and pestilences; and fearful sights and great signs shall there be from heaven.
Why oh why oh why must you ignore the evidence?
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Re: BREAKING: God smites fag-enabling East Coast with earthquake. -
08-27-2011, 12:14 PM
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Luke 21:11 And great earthquakes shall be in divers places, and famines, and pestilences; and fearful sights and great signs shall there be from heaven.
Why oh why oh why must you ignore the evidence?
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Ah, so you also feel that PIP has misread the significance of the quakes, albeit for different reasons then I.
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Re: BREAKING: God smites fag-enabling East Coast with earthquake. -
08-27-2011, 01:29 PM
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Ah, so you also feel that PIP has misread the significance of the quakes, albeit for different reasons then I.
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What?
I'm just letting you know what God says about earthquakes and AIDS. What on Earth has my opinion got to do with anything?
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Re: BREAKING: God smites fag-enabling East Coast with earthquake. -
08-27-2011, 05:00 PM
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What?
I'm just letting you know what God says about earthquakes and AIDS. What on Earth has my opinion got to do with anything?
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But by quoting Luke 21:11 you are stating that the quakes are the start of the end times, where as PIP is saying they are a smiting of Gays and their supporters, even though the centre of the quakes clearly does not fit in with such a supposition.
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Re: BREAKING: God smites fag-enabling East Coast with earthquake. -
08-27-2011, 05:54 PM
You seemed to doubt God causes earthquakes.
I was astounded by your foolishness.
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