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Default Re: VAMPIRE GOTH KEEPS LIVE BAT IN HER PANTS! - 07-10-2008, 01:06 PM

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It IS a way of dressing, along with a desire to serve satan and spit on Jesus at every opportunity.

You don't see goths dressed up as bakers, now do you? Or cowboys?

You are a pathetic nutjob snotty. What SUV sees in you I can't even imagine.

BTW....Got any announcements to make?

You got it whole wrong there, the clothings are only a small part of being a Goth. The scene is divided in many sub-genres and they are all different in clothing. Unless you are not into this scene it's almost impossible to give any reasonable comments about it anyway.

Announcements?? What do you mean??
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Default Re: VAMPIRE GOTH KEEPS LIVE BAT IN HER PANTS! - 07-10-2008, 01:09 PM

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In the photograph, you fool.

Take off your gasmask and stop trying to defend satan's imps.
In the photograph I only see a chick with red stripes in her hair, some piercings and *uck* pink clothing, not exactly the Goth color of choice. It looks to me that you think only Goths are having piercings, quite a narrowminded viewpoint in these days.
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Default Re: VAMPIRE GOTH KEEPS LIVE BAT IN HER PANTS! - 07-10-2008, 01:11 PM

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You got it whole wrong there, the clothings are only a small part of being a Goth. The scene is divided in many sub-genres and they are all different in clothing. Unless you are not into this scene it's almost impossible to give any reasonable comments about it anyway.
Wrong again. We have made an in-depth study of gothism over several years. We hunt them, we examine them, we get them to accept Jesus as their Savior...In fact they usually end up BEGGING for Jesus.

Oh yes, we know all about them.

Your contradictory ravings are bearing no fruit here, snot. We know better, and Jesus can't be fooled so easily.

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Announcements?? What do you mean??
You and SUV? I was led to believe that congratulations were in order?


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Default Re: VAMPIRE GOTH KEEPS LIVE BAT IN HER PANTS! - 07-10-2008, 02:21 PM

This stuff's getting around. Do you think it is a copycat story?

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Teenager finds bat asleep in bra

A teenager who thought movement in her underwear was caused by her vibrating mobile phone found a bat curled up asleep in her bra.

Abbie Hawkins, 19, of Norwich, had been wearing the bra for five hours when she plucked up the courage to investigate. When she did, she found a baby bat in padding in her 34FF bra. The hotel receptionist said she was shocked but felt bad for removing the "cuddly" bat. "It looked cosy and comfortable and I was sorry for disturbing it," she said.

She was sitting at her desk at work when she decided to investigate the strange movements in her underwear. "I put my hand down my bra and pulled out a cuddly little bat.
Perhaps I should have left it there and given it a good home
Abbie Hawkins

"That shocked me very much at the time, but it scuttled off under the desk into the dark. I was shaking from head to toe. "It looked quite cosy and comfortable in there so it was quite rude of me to take it out. When I realised it was a bat the first thing that occurred to me was how did it get in there. I felt quite sorry for it. Perhaps I should have left it there and given it a good home.

"I did not notice anything as I put my bra on. The night before I had had one or two drinks and I was getting ready quickly. The bra was in my drawer but it had been on the washing line the day before. When I was driving to work, I felt a slight vibration but I thought it was just my mobile phone in my jacket pocket."

The bat was captured by one of her colleagues and released.
This must be the new goth fad.


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Default Re: VAMPIRE GOTH KEEPS LIVE BAT IN HER PANTS! - 07-10-2008, 03:01 PM

Snotty Snotty Snotty...you don't even seem to be listening to yourself anymore. First you say this:

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Futhermore, facepaint is long gone in the Goth scene, it's just not into fashion anymore, those who still do it are often mocked and called "Panda's".
Then you say this:

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There are no make-up and fahsion rules in the Goth community, everybody does whatever he/she likes.
The kicker is that these lines were back-to-back in one message. How can you expect anyone to believe a single word you say when you're so full of contradictions?


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Default Re: VAMPIRE GOTH KEEPS LIVE BAT IN HER PANTS! - 07-10-2008, 07:24 PM

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Snotty Snotty Snotty...you don't even seem to be listening to yourself anymore. First you say this:



Then you say this:



The kicker is that these lines were back-to-back in one message. How can you expect anyone to believe a single word you say when you're so full of contradictions?
Of course there are no fashion rules but that doesn't mean we may not laugh at those who think they are cool and fashionable. You see, you can't even understand us, let alone know us.
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Default Re: VAMPIRE GOTH KEEPS LIVE BAT IN HER PANTS! - 07-10-2008, 08:52 PM

How can you expect anyone to understand you when you refuse to make sense?


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