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Default Depraved sodomite fag is actually uppity woman - 10-01-2006, 02:47 PM

I was so confused and sickened by this story I nearly swallowed my tongue.
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The author at the center of an elaborate literary hoax is finally coming clean - or so she says.
Laura Albert, 40, a New York City native, is acknowledging that she is JT LeRoy, the supposed male author of gritty, graphic, best-selling novels like "Sarah" and "The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things," which was made into a film.
In a story in The Paris Review's fall issue, Albert admits that she invented the character in therapy. Her psychiatrist encouraged her to write down her stories.
"I wish I could've had my own voice," she told The Associated Press at a tea party Wednesday in San Francisco. "It's not unusual that people can't be themselves."
LeRoy is a purported 25-year-old former male prostitute and drug addict born in 1980 who drew from his own experiences hustling, living on the streets and selling sex for his literary work.
But last October, an article in New York magazine truly began the unraveling. It suggested that LeRoy didn't exist and that Albert, a former phone sex worker, was doing the writing. A few months later, The New York Times revealed the woman who posed as LeRoy in public was Savannah Knoop, the half-sister of Geoffrey Knoop, Albert's now-estranged partner.
This story is so infested with demons I can't even begin to unravel it. If this woman didn't want people to know she was a woman (which is understandable), why did she get another woman, one with a name that sounds like it's from a Doctor Seuss story, to impersonate the man she was supposed to be? My head hurts. If there's one thing worse than a homer, it's a woman that thinks she's a homer.


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