[Kitchen Keepin]

I am hinting to Mr. Keeper that this would make my Christmas perfect!!

[Kitchen Keepin]

*hint hint* Wouldn't Mr. Keeper just beam if I was pouring his coffee out of this? It's like a work of ART!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Mrs. Keeper, these are truly lovey gifts! How special to have a husband that pampers you so!

[Kitchen Keepin]

oh, wouldn't I love to press Mr. Keeper's shirts and boxers with this beautiful appliance!

[James Hutchins]

Those look like nice gifts but they would never do for my Mrs. I have to keep her from electricty. She leaves the outlets open and it spills out.

[Kitchen Keepin]

OH, this lime green plaid set of replacement seats would really brighten our breakfast table. I'd love to serve Mr. Keeper his bacon, eggs and flapjacks each morning while he sat in such a lovely chair.

[Kitchen Keepin]

A thoughtful early Christmas gift would be this Holiday themed apron, with which I protect my pretty dress whilst fixing all the festive meals and pies. *hint hint*

[Kitchen Keepin]

is it a SIN to sit down while ironing?

[Matthew Hopkins]

It is a constant source of wonder to the Landover Men's Group, Mrs Keeper, how you manage to shift those stubborn stains off of Mr Keepers pants and shirts: he does praise so vigorously. Even the best efforts of my messican maids cannot render my own clothes to near the cleanliness and ironedness of Mr Keeper's. Should I perhaps invest in some of these new fangled appliances?

Now the winter is upon us in the Ozarks, I almost feel sympathy, watching them troop down to break the ice in the river of a morning. Why, I must be becoming soft hearted in my dotage!

YBIC

[Kitchen Keepin]

Originally Posted by Matthew Hopkins

It is a constant source of wonder to the Landover Men's Group, Mrs Keeper, how you manage to shift those stubborn stains off of Mr Keepers pants and shirts: he does praise so vigorously. Even the best efforts of my messican maids cannot render my own clothes to near the cleanliness and ironedness of Mr Keeper's. Should I perhaps invest in some of these new fangled appliances?

Now the winter is upon us in the Ozarks, I almost feel sympathy, watching them troop down to break the ice in the river of a morning. Why, I must be becoming soft hearted in my dotage!

YBIC

Brother Hopkins - perhaps you should send those uppity maids over to my place and let me school them. Heavens, I hope they don't fix tamales or spicy foreign food for your supper!!

[Kitchen Keepin]

These would look so pretty on the tree!! Wouldn't Mr. Keeper be thrilled!!

[Professor Bessemer]

Christmas is my favorite time of year, but it has nothing to do with the crass commercialization that the secularists have foisted upon us. I love Christmas because it allows me to reflect on the wisdom and mercy of God and His decision to impregnate a married virgin nine months earlier.

As we commenorate Christ's birth in just a few weeks, let us all remember what we are celebrating. We are celebrating the birth of God, who was His own Father. His birth, though He was destined to be tortured to death at an early age, was the most glorious occasion of all time, for with it, The Lord gave True Christians™ the opportunity to serve Him forever in His Kingdom.

With this in mind, I decided to tone down my holiday decorations this year, so that I could more completely concentrate on the real reason for this highest of holidays. I think you will all agree that I made the right choice.