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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-24-2020, 07:47 PM
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Er, no. This True Christian™ doesn't know what you mean. Would you care to explain? Thank you in advance.
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Because you do not have to argue. Why argue with divine scripture?
I won't argue with you, because I know I would lo(o)se.
I cannot defy God
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-24-2020, 07:58 PM
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Because you do not have to argue.
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Sorry, dear - perhaps I should have spelled it out for you. Why then does it remind you of us?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-24-2020, 08:12 PM
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Sorry, dear - perhaps I should have spelled it out for you. Why then does it remind you of us?
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because you are firm in you beliefs, much like the argument "sketch". you stand your ground because there is no other way. I want to stand my ground too, but it is a a struggle
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-24-2020, 08:38 PM
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Because you do not have to argue. Why argue with divine scripture?
I won't argue with you, because I know I would lo(o)se.
I cannot defy God
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because you are firm in you beliefs, much like the argument "sketch". you stand your ground because there is no other way. I want to stand my ground too, but it is a a struggle
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So, you're admitting that we're right and that you are wrong, and that you intend to persist in being willfully incorrect even though, by your own admission, your life would be better if you gave yourself over to Christ? Son, there are pigheaded contrarians, and then there are just damn fools. Better get right with God while He still gives you a chance.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-24-2020, 08:48 PM
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So, you're admitting that we're right and that you are wrong, and that you intend to persist in being willfully incorrect even though, by your own admission, your life would be better if you gave yourself over to Christ? Son, there are pigheaded contrarians, and then there are just damn fools. Better get right with God while He still gives you a chance.
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Thank you, Brother, for translating this person's vague wibblings into Real American.
I sometimes wonder whether these people (and who knows what their native language is?) have mis-read Matthew 5:5 and think it reads "weak" rather than "meek". This leads them astray and into unjustified optimism.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-24-2020, 08:51 PM
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So, you're admitting that we're right and that you are wrong, and that you intend to persist in being willfully incorrect even though, by your own admission, your life would be better if you gave yourself over to Christ? Son, there are pigheaded contrarians, and then there are just damn fools. Better get right with God while He still gives you a chance.
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So, you're admitting that we're right and that you are wrong YES
and that you intend to persist in being willfully incorrect even though, by your own admission, your life would be better if you gave yourself over to Christ? YES
Oh Yes. I would be reassured. I won't be a fool. Please. It is all perfeclty clear. I hope Jesus understands me
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-24-2020, 09:32 PM
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he may burn in hell, but he and his friends knew how to argue! Reminds me of you True Christians.
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Dear Mr. Philemon: I don't believe I've had the pleasure of making your acquaintance. I'd like to introduce myself to you, and to extend to you a most warm welcome to . My name is Isabella White (you may call me Mrs. White; or, Isabella is also acceptable.)
I am wondering if you can please clarify your statement about how arguing reminds you of the servants of the . You see, Dear, it is not that we like to argue. Dear Heaven above -- no! But, we must remind doubters that Almighty has set out precious Holy Word in the , and to this, we must pay very close attention. This beloved book is the 's way of extending messages to us to deliver to all people. And, within this blessed book, we are told this:
II Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness".
So, it's not that we want to argue. It's just that we must ensure that the message of the Gospel of the is delivered accurately, to those who need salvation. By "those", I mean to all people. And because has been very specific with instructions, we must see that they are not distorted, twisted, mis-conveyed, mis-understood, etc., and that means that we must stand firmly when someone tries to contradict us.
I do so hope that this has cleared up your obvious confusion about the work of servants of Almighty.
Please feel free to visit other areas of our beloved forum, to learn more about the ever-so-glorious teachings of .
May richly bless you, Dear, as you strive to find ,
Sincerely, Isabella W.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-26-2020, 08:38 PM
It looks as though Kobe Bryant may have enjoyed the infernal flames before descending into Satan's lair.
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Bryant was among at least four people traveling in his private helicopter over Calabasas when a fire broke out, sending the chopper spiraling from the sky
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At least he died prepared, with some inkling of what he will suffer for all eternity.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-26-2020, 08:56 PM
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It looks as though Kobe Bryant may have enjoyed the infernal flames before descending into Satan's lair.
At least he died prepared, with some inkling of what he will suffer for all eternity.
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Mr. Bryant's rape lawsuit was settled out of court, so we can't know whether he did the right thing and paid her father 50 shekels (this comes up to $14.47, by the way), but regardless he most definitely sinned by failing to marry his victim (Deuteronomy 22:28-29). Damned.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-26-2020, 09:04 PM
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... we can't know whether he did the right thing and paid her father 50 shekels (this comes up to $14.47, by the way)
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... Assuming he didn't, that just goes to show the eternal consequences of being a cheapskate, Brother. Unless the young woman in question wasn't worth that much?
Of course, the shekel may have been worth anything between $200 and $500 (in today's money) back in the days of Deuteronomy. Whatever. Bryant would still have done better to cough up.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-26-2020, 11:48 PM
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... Assuming he didn't, that just goes to show the eternal consequences of being a cheapskate, Brother. Unless the young woman in question wasn't worth that much?
Of course, the shekel may have been worth anything between $200 and $500 (in today's money) back in the days of Deuteronomy. Whatever. Bryant would still have done better to cough up.
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Apparently Kanye Bryant was worth approximately $600 million upon his death, which is considerably more than the $40,000 (adjusted for inflation) than your average Negro man was worth in 1850. If your female calculation is correct, then Kobe Beef owed a mere $10-25 thousand, which, at less than 0.0001% of his total net worth, would hardly make a dent. Even after this divinely-required fee, (not to mention the minimum 10% love offerings of his gross income to a Bible-believing Baptist church; Malachi 3:8), he would still have been a very, very wealthy man, and for something as easy as showboating on the television playing street ball. God gave him a very easy ride. He could've been a poor crack dealer like his fellow Negroes, or a persecuted, unthanked wealthy white man breaking his back toiling away for his riches by managing hedge funds like his fellow wealthy people (1 Samuel 2:7). Such a shame that he chose to spit in God's face, but at least His hand smacked that helicopter right out of the sky and destroyed him.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-26-2020, 11:52 PM
Pete Stark, congressman who rejected Christ, dies at 88. Stark formally and publicly denied Christ and so pledged his allegiance to Satan. Just the other day Christ had the last laugh. I'm not worried that Jesus didn't smite him right away, surely his last few decades of leading a sinful, depressing, pathetic life did more to turn people away from atheism than nearly anything else. Besides, he's only now just begun his eternal torment, and every moment he lived in denial of his sinful ways will be multiplied by infinity with pain and torture, as is right and merciful.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-26-2020, 11:56 PM
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What book did he swear his oath of office on? The Koran? The 120 Days of Sodom? Harry Potter?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-27-2020, 02:55 AM
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It looks as though Kobe Bryant may have enjoyed the infernal flames before descending into Satan's lair.
At least he died prepared, with some inkling of what he will suffer for all eternity.
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This was NOT the end of Kobe Bryant and his companions. They only join the ranks of those who will have to give an account to God (Hebrews 9:27). Life goes out at any time, eternity is the safest thing we have. What are we doing in this limited time we have on this side of eternity? Who and what are we living for?
We were created to serve God, to love Him and follow His instruction. May God open the eyes of Bryant's family and NBA fans everywhere and help them understand that only in CHRIST are we sure, are we SAFE (Matthew 10:28)!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-27-2020, 03:38 AM
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Apparently Kanye Bryant was worth approximately $600 million upon his death, which is considerably more than the $40,000 (adjusted for inflation) than your average Negro man was worth in 1850. If your female calculation is correct, then Kobe Beef owed a mere $10-25 thousand, which, at less than 0.0001% of his total net worth, would hardly make a dent. Even after this divinely-required fee, (not to mention the minimum 10% love offerings of his gross income to a Bible-believing Baptist church; Malachi 3:8), he would still have been a very, very wealthy man, and for something as easy as showboating on the television playing street ball. God gave him a very easy ride. He could've been a poor crack dealer like his fellow Negroes, or a persecuted, unthanked wealthy white man breaking his back toiling away for his riches by managing hedge funds like his fellow wealthy people (1 Samuel 2:7). Such a shame that he chose to spit in God's face, but at least His hand smacked that helicopter right out of the sky and destroyed him.
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When was the last time you ever heard of a nigra going for a helicopter ride? Try Googling "Negro helicopter rides" and see what comes back.
After a week of bug-eyed Burbank Bolshevik Adam "shifty" Schiff presenting the "impeachment" against Trump in the Senate, and it's time for Trump's lawyers to make their defense - suddenly some famous nigra dies in a helicopter crash and the MSM diverts the headlines and coverage to a dead nigra. Coincidence? - I think not.
My money is on the DemocRAT's, the deep state, and the swamp for luring Kanye Bryant aboard a helicopter with a "mechanical malfunction" - and where is the FAA and FBI in investigating how this happened? You don't see that in the headlines.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-27-2020, 09:26 AM
An unnamed Austrian woman has died of gluttony while participating in a contest to cram as many "lamingtons" as possible into her mouth.
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Contestants had earlier been filmed speed-eating the lamingtons, a traditional sponge cake covered in chocolate and desecrated coconut.
Witnesses said the woman had crammed one of the cakes into her mouth when she appeared to get into difficulties.
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Apparently this is how these aboriginal people celebrate their national socialist day.
Ephesians 4:19 Who being past feeling have given themselves over unto lasciviousness, to work all uncleanness with greediness.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-27-2020, 07:15 PM
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An unnamed Austrian woman has died of gluttony while participating in a contest to cram as many "lamingtons" as possible into her mouth.
Apparently this is how these aboriginal people celebrate their national socialist day.
Ephesians 4:19 Who being past feeling have given themselves over unto lasciviousness, to work all uncleanness with greediness.
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Indeed, Sister! The Lord gave her over to the expected death associated with her sin. Having her die in an industrial fire instead might have been a fun twist, but this time Jesus avoided any theatrics and stayed with a simple, linear sequence.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-27-2020, 08:20 PM
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Indeed, Sister! The Lord gave her over to the expected death associated with her sin. Having her die in an industrial fire instead might have been a fun twist, but this time Jesus avoided any theatrics and stayed with a simple, linear sequence.
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The Austrians are a simple-minded people, Sister, and had The Lord not made it absolutely blindingly obvious that their acts have consequences then they might not have made the connection.
As a mother, one learns these things.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-27-2020, 09:02 PM
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The Austrians are a simple-minded people, Sister, and had The Lord not made it absolutely blindingly obvious that their acts have consequences then they might not have made the connection.
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So true.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-28-2020, 03:45 AM
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An unnamed Austrian woman has died of gluttony while participating in a contest to cram as many "lamingtons" as possible into her mouth.
Apparently this is how these aboriginal people celebrate their national socialist day.
Ephesians 4:19 Who being past feeling have given themselves over unto lasciviousness, to work all uncleanness with greediness.
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This happened in a saloon. This is the kind of thing that happens when people start staying out late and drinking gin and dancing and playing dominoes until all hours. All of these dance halls and bar rooms should be shut down because they are all cesspools of sin and depravity.
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