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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011! - 12-31-2010, 12:09 AM

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That is really disgusting. How about you go to the commercial slaughterhouse and rethink you opinion on how that steak came to be?
Mink coats are so nice to wear.

I always thought PETA meant Perfect Edible Tasty Animal.



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Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011! - 12-31-2010, 01:39 AM

I like the Justin Beiber Idea.
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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011! - 12-31-2010, 01:49 AM

Well we're members of People Eating Tasty Animals. I've got some decent recipes off of these sites.

http://wave.prohosting.com/antiar/peta1.html

Then again, I found out that perhaps I'll leave turtles and possum off the menu.


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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011! - 12-31-2010, 01:57 AM

A man or a woman who acts as a medium or fortuneteller shall be put to death by stoning; they have no one but themselves to blame for their death. (Lev 20:27)


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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011! - 12-31-2010, 02:23 AM

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A man or a woman who acts as a medium or fortuneteller shall be put to death by stoning; they have no one but themselves to blame for their death. (Lev 20:27)
Exactly what parts of his predictions require "fortunetelling"? They all look pretty obvious to me (well except the Bieber one).

Anyway, Brother COM is a True Christian™ so it would be more of a foretelling from God, than fortunetelling.


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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011! - 12-31-2010, 02:36 AM

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A man or a woman who acts as a medium or fortuneteller shall be put to death by stoning; they have no one but themselves to blame for their death. (Lev 20:27)
That is not what is in Leviticus 20:27. This is: "A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them."

Twisting scripture is not allowed: Deuteronomy 4:2 "Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you."

See how important it is to use the one and only true version of the Holy Bible! This might be helpful to you: Seven easy ways to tell the True Bible from the false ones. It has a lot of letters though, so it is probably too large for your tiny brain to comprehend.



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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011! - 12-31-2010, 06:27 AM

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I like the Justin Beiber Idea.
Why am I not surprised that you like the idea of watching Justin Beiber be split in half by his Negro lover?


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Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011! - 12-31-2010, 10:12 AM

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Well we're members of People Eating Tasty Animals. I've got some decent recipes off of these sites.

http://wave.prohosting.com/antiar/peta1.html

Then again, I found out that perhaps I'll leave turtles and possum off the menu.
Turtle isn't so bad if you like chicken....




....with grit in it.


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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011! - 12-31-2010, 06:51 PM

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Why am I not surprised that you like the idea of watching Justin Beiber be split in half by his Negro lover?
I would like to see him die, not that. NOT THAT
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Not all people starve because they are to lazy to work. Many people are out of work and can't find a job.
I take it that you actually believe that socialist MSNBC/George Soros propaganda. If these so called "unemployed" would pray for jobs, and accept Christ as their personal saviors, then admit that Islam and Catholics are of the Devil, then maybe they'd get rid of their inherit laziness and go out and actually LOOK for jobs. Instead, they are more than likely sitting on their government funded couches, drinking malt liquor alcoholic beverages, smoking the marijuana plant and thinking of other ways to increase their taxpayer funded lifestyles into yet more things they don't deserve and haven't worked for.


But, by all means............keep buying into what Media Matters and Ariana Huffington want you to believe. If Mexican can tunnel the way into this country in order to find jobs, then actual Americans (however lazy they are) should do the same.


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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011! - 12-31-2010, 11:09 PM

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@Firm Believer Why don't they pray for jobs?
You are wise beyond your years.


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People Eating Tasty Animals
Yes! They're just so so so GOOD!

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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011! - 01-02-2011, 06:38 AM

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It's climate change, not global warming.
some evidence demonstrating any static period in the earth's 6,000 year history of climate and weather?
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The pendulum swings both ways. Cold winters, hotter summers.
THAT'S NOT EVIDENCE

I am in Australia. It is summer. It is snowing.

(evidence looks like this) ->



HERE ARE SOME PICTURES

"CLIMATE CHANGE"
"GLOBAL WARMING"
SUMMER IN AUSTRALIA


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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011! - 01-04-2011, 01:21 AM

In australia, the seasons are all piffleed up as opposed to other places. Please stop judging me for not being remembering exactly what they told us in school about the different hemispheres.
In other news, this stoner banana smiley is highly amusing. *applause*


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... Please stop judging me for not being remembering exactly what they told us in school about the different hemispheres.
I agree. This world has so many hemispheres, how is one person supposed to keep track of them all?

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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011! - 01-04-2011, 05:43 AM

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In australia, the seasons are all piffleed up as opposed to other places. Please stop judging me for not being remembering exactly what they told us in school about the different hemispheres.
In other news, this stoner banana smiley is highly amusing. *applause*
whilst there are plenty of "stoners" in Australia, where our usually hot summers (50ºC) are very noticeably colder (ice, snow) due to the cooling associated with climate change - although we don't call them stoners - I'm glad you recognise that there is nothing "global" about the phenomenon all climate &/or weather being due to the relative proximity of the sun which is closer to Australia at present
and further away from Europe neither of which are located in any sort of hemisphere <—
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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011! - 01-05-2011, 01:28 AM

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That is really disgusting. How about you go to the commercial slaughterhouse and rethink you opinion on how that steak came to be?
What is your obsession with dead cows? Look, I get it, we're all glad slaughterhouses exist, but that doesn't mean we're all keen on going on dates there.
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In australia, the seasons are all piffleed up as opposed to other places. Please stop judging me for not being remembering exactly what they told us in school about the different hemispheres.
Is there anything in Australia that isn't "all piffled up"? Is this why you're a pervert now, because they told you in school that you were born in the queer hemisphere?


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What is your obsession with dead cows? Look, I get it, we're all glad slaughterhouses exist, but that doesn't mean we're all keen on going on dates there.
I'm not obsessed with dead cows. Why don't you go freak out at your buddy who was asking if I like to masturbate with beef jerky whilst suckling a calf? That sounds a tad more sexual and obsessed, doesn't it? Is that just me?

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Is there anything in Australia that isn't "all piffled up"? Is this why you're a pervert now, because they told you in school that you were born in the queer hemisphere?
Ha! You wish it were that simple. Instead it all happened in utero, which makes you uncomfortable because you find the female body repulsive. Anyway, I probably got a big testosterone hit when I was a fetus.


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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011! - 01-05-2011, 09:45 PM

Brother Cranky, have you any predictions for this whore? Her name is Kim Kardashian. She seems yo have made some sort of sex movie and appeared in Playboy.
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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011! - 01-05-2011, 10:26 PM

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I'm not obsessed with dead cows. Why don't you go freak out at your buddy who was asking if I like to masturbate with beef jerky whilst suckling a calf? That sounds a tad more sexual and obsessed, doesn't it? Is that just me?
You clearly are obsessed with dead cows. No-one in this thread brought up the subject of you masturbating with beef jerky whilst suckling a calf before you did. It just was not a part of this conversation until just now. It appears that you have problems.
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Your father's massive negro tallywhacker spilled too much seed on you when you were a baby in the womb and that's why you're queer? I thought that only worked for boys? And less of the "albino lizard" cracks, thanks - I find that kind of derogatory reference to skin colour deeply offensive. And there is no place for that kind of anti-semitism here at Landover.


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