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Storms Strike Iowa, The Homer Marriage Capitial. -
04-16-2012, 12:29 AM
A while back, our Iowa Supreme Court made homer marriage legal.
Yesterday, God sent storms here. Hey, Judges, do you see a connection?
(Man, some people just never understand.)
http://www.desmoinesregister.com/news
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Storms Strike Iowa, The Homer Marriage Capitial. -
04-16-2012, 12:40 AM
I have been saying this for the longest time: gay sex is destroying the environment by aggravating God! When will the homosexuals learn that they are their own worst enemy? They call themselves environmentalists, but there is nothing natural about the way they savagely puncture and ruin eachother's anal cavities, causing fecal residue to dry up and eventually burn from the severe friction, releasing methane gas and putting holes in the ozone layer. I can't wait for Jesus to return and toss them all into Hell where they will be tortured forever like they deserve for increasing the suffering of Jesus.
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Re: Storms Strike Iowa, The Homer Marriage Capitial. -
04-16-2012, 12:54 AM
And you notice those storms stayed clear of Freehold. That's all thanks to my relationship with Jesus.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Mayor of Freehold
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Re: Storms Strike Iowa, The Homer Marriage Capitial. -
04-16-2012, 02:44 AM
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And you notice those storms stayed clear of Freehold. That's all thanks to my relationship with Jesus. ![Gleam](images/smilies/gleam.gif)
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We can never thank you enough, Pastor Zeke.
With Brother Billy hammering home the truth and you looking out for us, Freehold is in good hands, indeed.
You were probably watching WHO-TV last night as was I. The town of Creston was hit by a tornado. We can only imagine what must have been going on there to merit such furry.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Storms Strike Iowa, The Homer Marriage Capitial. -
04-16-2012, 04:11 AM
The Town Council hired a joo secretary, that's what.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Mayor of Freehold
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Re: Storms Strike Iowa, The Homer Marriage Capitial. -
04-16-2012, 02:02 PM
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The Town Council hired a joo secretary, that's what.
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I looked over the cast of characters that run Creston. There was not a word against homer marriage on the town's website.
God has his reasons.
http://www.crestoniowa.gov/citycouncil.htm
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Storms Strike Iowa, The Homer Marriage Capitial. -
04-16-2012, 03:42 PM
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The Super 8 Hotel, 804 West Taylor, Intersection of Hwy. 34 & 25, Creston, Iowa is rated a Deep Pink NO GO Zone on the Landover Baptiste Northern Plains Project Gay Book date base. The notes say do no go to the clerk, give him a 50 and ask to have your bed turned down, west coast style or a transvestite in a skimp maids custom will show up at your door. Further more the Creston police department are EXTREMELY apathetic about investigating anti-Christian hate crimes when a good Christian man is rape repeatedly by a transvestite in a skimpy hotel maid's custom when he accidentally and INNOCENTLY said some gay code words.
Finally Jesus gives me some JUSTICE! Take that you homor enablers of Creston, Iowa! PRAISE!
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: Storms Strike Iowa, The Homer Marriage Capitial. -
04-16-2012, 05:29 PM
Probably more homer!s in Iowa (except Freehold, of course) than there are in Walmarts all across the Country at Christmas time
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Mayor of Freehold
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Re: Storms Strike Iowa, The Homer Marriage Capitial. -
04-19-2012, 01:48 AM
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Finally Jesus gives me some JUSTICE! Take that you homor enablers of Creston, Iowa! PRAISE!
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I been wondering recently why insurance companies who insure property, and, pay out big bucks when towns like in Creston are leveled, have not noticed which towns always get hit. And, conversely, which ones, like Freehold, are always missed by storms.
Insurance companies should refuse to insure places that God is sure to hit with storms--places with a lot of sin. Companies could save a lot in payouts.
These towns would see the light, and stop their sinful ways, if they understood their sin prevented them from getting insurance.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Storms Strike Iowa, The Homer Marriage Capitial. -
04-19-2012, 03:45 AM
I am at a loss to explain it as well, Mayor. Insurance companies regularly refer to "Acts of God" in their policies, and you would think that their actuaries would bother to look up and correlate things that just might get God upset. We all wind up paying higher rates to insure places that we know are likely to be demolished due to the rampant sinning of the inhabitants.
With all the atheists around denying the existence of God, you would think that the Disney Company or some gay developers would want to resurrect the twin cities of Sodom and Gomorrah, put up some time share condos, antique shops, boutique olive oil stores, and perhaps build a sodomy theme park to attract gay tourists. The place is still a vast wasteland from the time that God righteously destroyed it – and it seems not even the atheists want to touch it, let alone any reputable insurance company.
http://www.biblearchaeology.org/post...-Gomorrah.aspx
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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Re: Storms Strike Iowa, The Homer Marriage Capitial. -
04-19-2012, 09:01 AM
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With all the atheists around denying the existence of God, you would think that the Disney Company or some gay developers would want to resurrect the twin cities of Sodom and Gomorrah, put up some time share condos, antique shops, boutique olive oil stores, and perhaps build a sodomy theme park to attract gay tourists.
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And a pink hotel and a swinging hot spot--it worked for Saugatuck !
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Re: Storms Strike Iowa, The Homer Marriage Capitial. -
04-19-2012, 12:58 PM
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And a pink hotel and a swinging hot spot--it worked for Saugatuck !
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I was forced to look at the interweb site to see if it was as evil as I suspected.
It is!!! That place definitely is the new Sodom!!! Look at one of their upcoming events --
Save a Horse/Ride a Cowboy Weekend 5/18 - 5/20
They are actually advertising that you can go there and 'ride a cowboy' for a weekend, how gross!!
May the Lord visit the same destruction upon them that he visited on the original Sodom!!
Hallelujah!!
Genesis 7:5
And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.
John 8:32
And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.
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Mayor of Freehold
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Re: Storms Strike Iowa, The Homer Marriage Capitial. -
04-20-2012, 01:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Noah Sole
I was forced to look at the interweb site to see if it was as evil as I suspected.
Save a Horse/Ride a Cowboy Weekend 5/18 - 5/20
They are actually advertising that you can go there and 'ride a cowboy' for a weekend, how gross!!
May the Lord visit the same destruction upon them that he visited on the original Sodom!!
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Thank you, Mr. Sole, for mentioning that event. It is no wonder the City Council meetings do not show any criticism of homer marriage--they think it's just fine. Every town that does not condemn homer marriage can expect to be leveled.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Storms Strike Iowa, The Homer Marriage Capitial. -
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