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Default Dark Lord Arrested in Arizona For Urinating on Holy Bible - 09-01-2014, 03:20 AM

God Bless Sheriff Joe Arpaio down in Arizona, for arresting THIS piece of filth for the crime of abusing a copy of the Holy Word of God. If it wasn't for Sheriff Joe, Arizona would be swarming with wetbacks and crackheads.

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'Dark Lord' arrested for burning, urinating on Bible


Eric Minerault was arrested and taken into custody and booked into the Yavapai County Detention Center for unlawful symbol burning, a misdemeanor.

A 22-year-old man referring to himself as the "Dark Lord" was arrested for after he allegedly set a Bible on fire and then urinated on it on the front steps of a Prescott rescue mission.

Eric Minerault, of Prescott, was standing on the steps of the Gospel Rescue Mission on Lincoln Street when officers were called about 9 p.m. by an employee who said a man was burning something in front of the mission, according to a Prescott Police Department report.

Minerault was dressed in black and wearing a long, black-and-red robe and pentagram necklace, according to the report.

A wet Bible that appeared to have been burned was on the ground near Minerault.

He told police he burned and then relieved himself on the Bible and chose the mission because he believed it was a place of Christian worship and was "cursing the Christians," according to the report.

When asked why, he replied simply because he is the "Dark Lord," according to the report.

Minerault was arrested and taken into custody and booked into the Yavapai County Detention Center for unlawful symbol burning, a misdemeanor.


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Default Re: Dark Lord Arrested in Arizona For Urinating on Holy Bible - 09-01-2014, 12:28 PM

Pastor,

At first I thought this was but a prank by a typical teenage homerboy to spite Christ and True Believers™. However, something bothered me about this issue and I looked into it in more detail.

...and it turned out this MUST be connected to the atheist God-mocking Star Wars Franchise! They have a Dark Lord ('Darth Vader') and they have recently come out of the closet regarding their religion, Jediism. The youth with the blasphemous micturitionary-exhibitionist problem must have been a member of this cult that worships Satan in the form of the Dark Lord.

Suddenly everything becomes crystal clear. This cult must have been present in hiding for centuries if not millennia. And in the 1970's they must have created the Star Wars franchise in order to gain respect and converts. And, of course, as is always the case with SATAN, without exceptions unless Jesus directly intervenes, it worked out. Gullible young youths are easily lured into cults that promise supernatural powers, peace, harmony, gender equality, fun and adventure.

The emblem of this cult is a sick travesty of the Cross.


And the cult has followers: more than 120,000 Austrians and Kiwifruit are members!

And they are mocking Jesus with the ultimate goal of replacing Him with their own false god.



Urinating is, thus, the least of our worries. Being held in police custody is NOT adequate. This calls for exorcism, capital punishment, a nation-wide effort to suppress this Dark Lord cult before millions of additional souls are lost into HELL.

1 John 2:18
Little children, it is the last time: and as ye have heard that antichrist shall come, even now are there many antichrists; whereby we know that it is the last time.


Yours in Christ,

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Default Re: Dark Lord Arrested in Arizona For Urinating on Holy Bible - 09-03-2014, 03:45 AM

Hopefully it was only a New International Version...


"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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