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Christian Woman Kills "Devil Dog" For Chewing Bible! -
01-26-2011, 03:22 AM
THIS is the kind of Christian love we need more of in God's favorite country (America!)! When an animal attacks your Bible, it needs to be tortured and killed. That's just common sense!
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"Devil Dog": Woman Burned, Hanged Dog Who Chewed Bible, Say S.C. Police
COLUMBIA, S.C. (CBS/AP) A Spartanburg County woman has been charged with felony animal cruelty, accused of hanging her nephew's pit bull with an electrical cord and burning its body after the dog chewed on her Bible, authorities said Monday.
When questioned by police and animal control officers, Miriam Smith told them the female dog named "Diamond" was a "devil dog" and she feared it might harm neighborhood children, according to an incident report from the county's Environmental Enforcement Department.
Smith, 65, was arrested Sunday and remains in the Spartanburg County jail. Bond had not been set.
She faces 180 days to five years in prison if convicted.
Authorities said the 1-year-old dog was kept outside on a chain and chewed the Bible that had been left on Smith's porch. The dog's remains were found under a pile of dried, cut grass. Part of the orange cord was still around the dog's neck and a smell of kerosene still hung in the air, the animal control officer wrote in her report.
The dog was killed about two weeks ago when Smith's nephew was forced to spend several days away from home because of winter weather in the area, authorities said.
Smith is the first person is Spartanburg County to face a felony charge under South Carolina's tougher animal cruelty law, said Jaime Nelson, director of the county's Environmental Enforcement Department.
Smith's mental state will likely affect what kind of penalties she faces, Nelson added. He said he was stunned by how flat the woman's emotions sounded as she recounted on tape what happened to the dog.
"She just acted like - what's done has been done," Nelson said.
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More like GOD'S WILL BE DONE! Why is she being persecuted like this?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Christian Woman Kills "Devil Dog" For Chewing Bible! -
01-26-2011, 04:37 AM
Pastor Ezekiel, do you know what type of Bible it was? The article doesn't say. If it was a false Bible, should the dog still have been killed?
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Re: Christian Woman Kills "Devil Dog" For Chewing Bible! -
01-26-2011, 04:40 AM
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Pastor Ezekiel, do you know what type of Bible it was? The article doesn't say. If it was a false Bible, should the dog still have been killed?
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Well if the lady's a Christian it would be a KJV Authorized Version. It's the one TRUE word of God, and doesn't deserve to be chewed by a dog.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Christian Woman Kills "Devil Dog" For Chewing Bible! -
01-26-2011, 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted by inSincere Sucker
Pastor Ezekiel, do you know what type of Bible it was? The article doesn't say. If it was a false Bible, should the dog still have been killed?
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Satan is not stupid... Of course it was a KJV... Why would the devil send a Hound of Hades to attack a false bible??
Psalm 109:8
Let his days be few; and let another take his office.
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Re: Christian Woman Kills "Devil Dog" For Chewing Bible! -
01-26-2011, 11:50 AM
@InsincereSchmucker:
Paws to think. It wouldn't have chewed a non-bone afide 'bible' .
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Re: Christian Woman Kills "Devil Dog" For Chewing Bible! -
01-26-2011, 02:07 PM
It's a doggone shame that Satan is using pooches to do his dirty work now! Isn't having the entire Democrat party and most of the world enough, now he has to possess puppies!?!?
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Re: Christian Woman Kills "Devil Dog" For Chewing Bible! -
01-26-2011, 02:20 PM
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It's a doggone shame that Satan is using pooches to do his dirty work now! Isn't having the entire Democrat party and most of the world enough, now he has to possess puppies!?!?
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I don't know why the authorities are being so ruff on her. They are barking mad if they think this is abnormal for South Carolina. Being born and raised in South Carolina, I can attest to the God-fearing nature of its population. While this tends to happen more during the dog-days of summer when the heat tends to attract Satan's attention, it CAN happen any time. The police should spend more time sniffing out sinners rather than putting a leash on this Godly action. I really have a bone to pick with them!
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Re: Christian Woman Kills "Devil Dog" For Chewing Bible! -
01-26-2011, 02:25 PM
I'm sure if she was Vietnamese and barbecuing the dog for dinner the ACLU would be suing for discrimination and she'd have a new reality television show in the works.
But since this is a Christian martyr, she must suffer.
It is not easy to be a persecuted minority. She will be rewarded by God in Heaven, unless she is not a True Christian of course.
The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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Re: Christian Woman Kills "Devil Dog" For Chewing Bible! -
01-26-2011, 02:35 PM
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I'm sure if she was Vietnamese and barbecuing the dog for dinner the ACLU would be suing for discrimination and she'd have a new reality television show in the works.
But since this is a Christian martyr, she must suffer.
It is not easy to be a persecuted minority. She will be rewarded by God in Heaven, unless she is not a True Christian of course.
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And even then, I think that would up setter.
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Re: Christian Woman Kills "Devil Dog" For Chewing Bible! -
01-26-2011, 03:18 PM
I don't understand why people make such a big deal out of killing a dog. It's just property. Besides, there's no mention in this story about how much trouble this dog must have been causing before it chewed the Bible. The Bible might have just been the last straw.
Things are going to get worse before they get better.
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Re: Christian Woman Kills "Devil Dog" For Chewing Bible! -
01-26-2011, 03:28 PM
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And even then, I think that would up setter.
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I am sure the DoF is trying to retriever informaiton right now. They will have to test that Bible in our Lab to confirm dog saliva after they find her. Side note: More evidence that she is a good Christians woman, she met her husband during a nativity play. He was playing a German shepherd who received the message from the host of Angels.
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Re: Christian Woman Kills "Devil Dog" For Chewing Bible! -
01-26-2011, 04:45 PM
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I am sure the DoF is trying to retriever informaiton right now. They will have to test that Bible in our Lab to confirm dog saliva after they find her. Side note: More evidence that she is a good Christians woman, she met her husband during a nativity play. He was playing a German shepherd who received the message from the host of Angels.
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And I'm sure if the accusers had a peek in these threads they'd see she was just doing what a Christian gal should do in the face of blasphemy.
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Re: Christian Woman Kills "Devil Dog" For Chewing Bible! -
01-26-2011, 05:52 PM
Personally I would've called for GOD to send two she-bears out of the woods to maul the dog as it had mauled the Bible, but giving the critter a taste of the flames of hell is an effective method as well.
I hope she took video of the burning carcass to show her nephew just where he is going if he doesn't get his life straightened out.
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Re: Christian Woman Kills "Devil Dog" For Chewing Bible! -
02-11-2012, 03:16 AM
I think to be on the safe side with this, we should just shoot all dogs. They are highly annoying anyway.
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Christian Woman Kills "Devil Dog" For Chewing Bible! -
02-11-2012, 04:26 AM
Here in eskimoland we eat dogs for breakfast
Chihuahua fillet with raw seal stomache is really tasty!
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Re: Christian Woman Kills "Devil Dog" For Chewing Bible! -
02-11-2012, 06:00 PM
I think this shows how rotten America is becoming. It is terrible for me to see such rot: while her (a good Christian woman), attempts to keep Satan at bay are glossed over. Coming face to face with a devil dog would make anyone hot under the collar.
I feel so sorry for her: when she realised the mutt was possessed she must have been in sheer terrier. I would not be surprised if she was not a little melancollie, after her ordeal.
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Re: Christian Woman Kills "Devil Dog" For Chewing Bible! -
02-24-2012, 03:12 AM
Could the old Dear not have just bought another Bible?
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Re: Christian Woman Kills "Devil Dog" For Chewing Bible! -
02-24-2012, 09:08 AM
Oh how terribly funny. You changed my name from brotherbrian to brotherbrainless. Now is that not an abuse of power?
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Re: Christian Woman Kills "Devil Dog" For Chewing Bible! -
02-24-2012, 10:23 AM
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Oh how terribly funny. You changed my name from brotherbrian to brotherbrainless. Now is that not an abuse of power?
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According to the Bible, there is no such thing as an abuse of power.
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Romans 13:1
King James Version (KJV)
Romans 13
1Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
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Re: Christian Woman Kills "Devil Dog" For Chewing Bible! -
02-24-2012, 12:18 PM
Dogs are animals, and here is what The Bible has to say about animals:
Genesis 1:26
And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
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