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Default why isnt there a 'promise enforcers' for women? - 12-06-2007, 05:12 AM

and why cant women access this page? what will happen to them if they do?

three easy to answer questions.

correct me if im wrong, but the answers will lead eventually, directly or indirectly, to the fact that fanatics consider women as less 'good' than men. is it not?
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why isnt there a 'promise enforcers' for women? and why cant women access this page? what will happen to them if they do?
We have lots of speciality forums. You don't seem to mind that we have a forum for families only, a forum for singles only, and a forum for women only. Why are you getting your panties all in a twist over the fact that we have a men's only forum too?

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correct me if im wrong, but the answers will lead eventually, directly or indirectly, to the fact that fanatics consider women as less 'good' than men. is it not?
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Default Re: why isnt there a 'promise enforcers' for women? - 12-06-2007, 05:32 AM

by 'correcting me' i mean 'tell me what actually is'

and, why do men and women have to have separated forums? i just dont understand father, please explain...
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by 'correcting me' i mean 'tell me what actually is'

and, why do men and women have to have separated forums? i just dont understand father, please explain...
First of all, don't call me "father". I am not some alter-boy raping Catholic priest.

All of the forums except for two are for men and women. We have a men-only forum and a women-only forum because the male and female church members asked for them. Who are you to come in here and tell our church members what kind of forums we can and cannot have?

This forum is run the way our church members prefer it to be run, and I don't owe you any explanations.

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Default Re: why isnt there a 'promise enforcers' for women? - 12-06-2007, 06:33 AM

and as any type of organized religion you have corruption and greed up your asses

funny coincidence no religion ever wants to explain anything, well, this will be my only post within 600 seconds cause you queers couldnt take me arguing with you. your just another sissy father, want it or not, you are all the same. have a nice time in heaven dumbasses, cause ill sure enjoy my ride.
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and as any type of organized religion you have corruption and greed up your asses
Setting up the forums the way our church members wanted them means we are corrupt and greedy???

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funny coincidence no religion ever wants to explain anything,
We've explained everything. The problem is that you are here only to talk, not to listen.

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this will be my only post within 600 seconds cause you queers couldnt take me arguing with you.
If you would put some thoughts into your posts and actually compose arguments, instead of posting inane one line comments on the end of every thread you could find, you would still have normal posting privilges.

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your just another sissy father, want it or not, you are all the same. have a nice time in heaven dumbasses, cause ill sure enjoy my ride.
I suppose slinging insults makes you feel better after getting proven wrong over and over. However, it's no way to impress your Maker.

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Default Re: why isnt there a 'promise enforcers' for women? - 12-06-2007, 07:08 AM

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and as any type of organized religion you have corruption and greed up your asses

funny coincidence no religion ever wants to explain anything, well, this will be my only post within 600 seconds cause you queers couldnt take me arguing with you. your just another sissy father, want it or not, you are all the same. have a nice time in heaven dumbasses, cause ill sure enjoy my ride.


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Default Re: why isnt there a 'promise enforcers' for women? - 12-06-2007, 04:57 PM

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You got that right. Burn is exactly what "Viking" is going to do if he doesn't turn to Jesus before it's too late.

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who are you, worthless mortal, to judge what will happen to me? how dare you make Joe's desition?


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that is putting a LOT of thoughts in a post

"Setting up the forums the way our church members wanted them means we are corrupt and greedy???"

i dont know you, but its very probable that, as most fanatic movements, you, the leaders, feed the followers 'salvation' and get money out of it. its sadly how the business goes, most of the time. youre obviously going to tell me 'we dont do that', but give it a thought, how much do you actually believe from what you preach? have you, with greed for money, given others false information, and made the money out of it? theyre rhetorical, dont bother, just think.

"We've explained everything."

hmm thats funny to think about, for this is you a few posts ago:

"and I don't owe you any explanations."

yes, contradictory. nothing to be amused with, happens all the time with fanatics.

"If you would put some thoughts into your posts and actually compose arguments, instead of posting inane one line comments on the end of every thread you could find, you would still have normal posting privilges."

by this you mean quoting the bible (apparently your only source of inteligence), and supporting your foolish beliefs? because im far from thinking a fanatic/fundamentalist is any close to 'thought' or 'argument'. i believe to have put reasonable arguments supporting my comments, you people are so stubborn, nevertheless, you never get them.

"I suppose slinging insults makes you feel better after getting proven wrong over and over. However, it's no way to impress your Maker."

if youve proven me wrong once, show it to me. your only proof is a dusty book, my proof is reason, is nature, is science itself.

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who are you, worthless mortal, to judge what will happen to me? how dare you make Joe's desition?
Oh man; this is really funny. A guy who thinks he's an immortal Viking calling Christian's nuts. Hey friend, are you carrying an axe and wearing furs? What about one of those stupid helmets with cows horns on them?

Whee-haw. I think we got a live one here folks. Better get the tie down straps ready.
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Default Re: why isnt there a 'promise enforcers' for women? - 12-06-2007, 07:14 PM

i think i need not to explain this again. you people think you can say who is going to hell and who is not, who the hell do you think you are, dumbasses?

be proud of yourself for being a moderator of this hellish forum, because its probably the only worth thing youve done with youre life, jackass.

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i think i need not to explain this again. you people think you can say who is going to hell and who is not, who the hell do you think you are, dumbasses?

be proud of yourself for being a moderator of this hellish forum, because its probably the only worth thing youve done with youre life, jackass.

'praise jesus, whee-haw! lets have beer, manly-cooked meat, and praise jesus, while our rotting sons grow up believing if they do anything fun, theyll burn in hell. whee-haw!'

Sorry, I didn't realize you were retarded. I know it's not nice to make fun of you people but it's just that I've never seen one pretend they're vikings. It's just a lot more funnier than seeing them dressed up in clown suits.
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Default Re: why isnt there a 'promise enforcers' for women? - 12-06-2007, 07:57 PM

you run out of arguments and call me a retarded, youve got something against retards? what, they gonna burn in hell?

i must say, you are extremeley childish, learn how to argue like a man, you queer
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Default Re: why isnt there a 'promise enforcers' for women? - 12-06-2007, 08:35 PM

one could say that you people are close minded

actually you act more retarded, you are about what age? 40s, 50s, 60s? and the only way you can argue back to a 16 year old is telling him he's a retard, and describing him dressed as a viking?

haha you're lost, get a life, suckers.

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Default Re: why isnt there a 'promise enforcers' for women? - 12-06-2007, 08:41 PM

thanks for the compliment. And you're 16? You need to go back to school.


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Default Re: why isnt there a 'promise enforcers' for women? - 12-06-2007, 11:19 PM

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one could say that you people are close minded

actually you act more retarded, you are about what age? 40s, 50s, 60s? and the only way you can argue back to a 16 year old is telling him he's a retard, and describing him dressed as a viking?

haha you're lost, get a life, suckers.

of course i referred to deaner, nobar king is just too fanatized with his religion, but atleast he's not childish
As I suspected, you lied about your age, gothfag. We do not allow 16 year olds to post on our Godly forum.

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Default Re: why isnt there a 'promise enforcers' for women? - 12-08-2007, 12:16 AM

yes, this forum is only for people who dont have a life, and have lost all chance of getting one, and also lost chance of getting a girl

and of course, for piffleers like me, who just like to mess around with loosers when they're bored, cause they still have teenage angst

enjoy heaven, with the few smartasses and hypocrites that will be there
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Default Re: why isnt there a 'promise enforcers' for women? - 12-10-2007, 12:28 PM

I thought we did have a women's forum where they traded recipes and talked about which detergent got your shirts whiter.
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