[lukasekman]

Nobody question that spam is a big problem for hard-working entrepreneurs. Proverb 13:3 and 13:16 are clear about what spammers deserve:

He that keepeth his mouth keepeth his life: but he that openeth wide his lips shall have destruction.
Every prudent man dealeth with knowledge: but a fool layeth open his folly.

However, more than a decade has passed, and the liberals are nowhere near to solve the problem. Things get worse when socialists defend comment spam as a class warfare strategy, similar to how they support chatter-boxes and bullies in the classroom. It is definitely time for a Conservative approach:

Domestic spam is easily solved by the Godly electric chair. This is however just a small part of the problem, since most spammers operate from communist countries (China, Russia, Burma, North Korea, ‘Nam etc.).

Technically, most spam is sent through relay servers (hi-jacked computers or people loyal to communist governments). Their IP addresses are not secret at all, and you can send a strike force to investigate their computers. Most will probably thank us for solving their security problems, but the loyalists might require some water-boarding.

Now you know the IP address of the spam server that exploit the relay host. The IP address is easy to translate into a physical coordinate, which are targets for our Godly Aurora bombers and Prompt Global Strikes.

As a Conservative, I am clear that America have the power and the moral obligation to solve the spam problem once and for all. This will also solve most of the child porn problem, since spammers and pedophiles usually work together.