[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Good News! There is no need to concern ourselves further with the Godless UK's vaccination program.

A while back, some so-called experts decided that instead of giving old people (who are already circling the drain) two shots, however many days apart, it would be better to give people just one shot, delaying the second ones so as to get more people sort of half-vaccinated.

Yesterday, other so-called experts said that this was a bad idea and people needed to get their second shot on time.

Today a third set of experts said nope, it was a cracking good idea and would probably be even better if the second shots were delayed indefinitely (possibly with a view to administering them post-mortem).

Now this is all very much in the spirit of 1 Corinthians 14:31 - For ye may all prophesy one by one, that all may learn, and all may be comforted. It is a shame, though, that nobody read two verses on: For God is not the author of confusion, but of peace ...

My 5-year-old, Eliphelet, pointed out that the obvious solution would be to give only the second dose, and postpone the first dose. He is now composing a letter to Boris Johnson to this effect.