[True Disciple]

Hello everyone,

as a lot of people have been asking me for possibilities to make a career in Creation Science at Landover Baptist University, I've decided to post an overview of several possible PhD programs we still offer to anyone with a master's degree and an interest in Creation Science!

We offer, among others, the following possibilities:

- Isotopic Zonation in Limestone (Flood Hydrology)
As you possibly know, during the Great Flood all modern geologic layers were deposited. Idiotic secular scientists claim that the isotopic composition of certain microfossils can tell something about past climate changes, but as creation scientists we know that that is ridiculous, as God's perfectly-created climate cannot change.

We therefore suspect that during Noah's Flood, the turbulence in the bottom waters created complex vortexes which separated isotopically heavier fossils from lighter ones, and then spread them over the ocean in alternating bands, which created the illusion of past climate change.

Dr. Malachi Simonson is currently doing research on this, but he needs someone to do extensive testing in Hydrologic flume tank experiments, so that he can focus on computer modeling of these processes.

- Dinosaur Domestication in the Antediluvian (Paleotheobiology)
Most Creation Scientists nowadays suspect, after seeing the well-researched replicas of dinosaurs in Ken Ham's Creation Museum, that dinosaurs, when they were still alive, were used as beasts of burden and maybe also as siege weapons, the same way many desert cultures later on used elephants.

The Scientifically educative "Dinosaur Ride" at Ken Ham's Creation Museum

Prof. Zerubbabel Flogsworthe is currently leading research on this, mainly by inspecting dinosaur bones in various museums, to inspect them on bone fractures on top of their heads, which would imply the use of these creatures as battering rams.
Also, sites which produce many dinosaur bones need to be inspected on the remains of the riggings humans put on these beasts, as it is very likely that many dinosaur who were drowned in the Flood were surprised by the upcoming floodwaters while plowing the land of their owners.

- Leviathan ecology (Theoecology)
The Leviathan is known as an enormous serpent that lives in the sea:

Isaiah 27:1:
In that day the LORD with his sore and great and strong sword shall punish leviathan the piercing serpent, even leviathan that crooked serpent; and he shall slay the dragon that is in the sea.

As every Creationist knows, the Bible is the most scientific book there is, so Verses like these provide tempting research questions. The ecology of the Behemoth is reasonably understood by now (we are still unsuccessful in our attempts to catch one in the Congos, but with your prayers I'm sure we'll catch a behemoth before next month!), but the Leviathan is still pretty much a mystery for Creation Scientists, even though the creature is extensively described in Job 41.

Anyway, Dr. Ananias Jones is setting up an experiment with regular snakes, and testing how they react on the treatment described in Job 41. On basis of that, he hopes to draw conclusions about the reproductive behaviors of the beast, and to test the hypothesis that it actually was a Leviathan that seduced Eve to eat the forbidden fruit, as suggested by Chick et al, 2007:


A Leviathan seducing Adam and Eve into eating the fruit (Chick et al, 2007).

There is also a possibility for field research, if the Faculty Council approves of it. This will consist of searching the ocean floor in the Phillipine or Mariana Trench, where this creature is supposed to live.

- Temple Bowl reconstruction (Experimental Theomathematics)
This is a very simple experiment: we suspect that the number Pi, universally accepted by godless atheist scientists to be something close to 3.14, is possessed by the devil, and should actually be equal to 3. We know this because:

2 Chronicles 4:2:
Also he made a molten sea of ten cubits from brim to brim, round in compass, and five cubits the height thereof; and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about.

This Bible Verse proves that Pi should be equal to 3.

Dr. Naphtali Edwards is currently seeking someone to help him reconstruct this temple bowl, a perfectly round one with the dimensions exactly as described in 2 Chronicles 4:2. Deep mathematical and abstract insight is required for this research.

- Hereditary dynamics of sin (Experimental Theology)
As we all know, sin was passed onto man by the sin of one man:

Romans 5:12:
Wherefore, as by one man sin entered into the world, and death by sin; and so death passed upon all men, for that all have sinned

The point here is that, as godmocking atheists always love to point out, we do not quite understand yet how we can be guilty of something Adam did (at least, until we are Saved™, we are). The atheists always claim that, because of this, God would be unrighteous, but we know that that is nonsense, because God is Love (1 John 4:16).

Dr. Arphaxad Chrisley is currently doing research on the behavior on newborn babies, to test in what way sin manifests itself in the first days of human life. The final objective is to locate the "sin gene" in the human genome, which encodes for original sin.

- Influence of Sin on Intelligent Falling (Applied Theophysics)
As we all know, gravity is a lie. Several Bible Verses tell us that things fall down because of Intelligent Falling, which proposes an Intelligent Agent to guide things on their way down (this Intelligent Agent, of course, is God).

The major difference between gravity and Intelligent Falling is that gravity links the falling behavior of objects and people to mass and "gravitational pull" and such, while more realistic Creation Scientists realize that the reason that different objects fall with different velocities is because God chooses so.

A primary application of the technique of Intelligent Falling was to test whether or not people were witches: if people didn't sink when thrown into the water with a heavy object attached to their legs, then God didn't push them down through the water to tell His Faithful Believers that the person was an evil servant of Satan.

Test stand to scientifically test a suspected witch on presence of large amounts of sin.

What we now need, is even more accurate methods to test persons on sin, so that we will not be fooled by people who are unsaved, but claim to be Saved™.
Prof. Lot Weaver is now trying to experimentally determine the Sin/Intelligent Pulling ratio of given objects, and is doing extensive experimenting where he can use several PhD Students to assist him.

Of course, there are more possibilities in these fields (and several other fields) of Creation Science. If anyone is interested, please PM or mail me, or reply to this thread.

We'll gladly hear from you!

YIC,

True Disciple

[Brother Alex]

Sounds interesting. I hold a B.A. in creation science from The Institute for Creation Research Graduate School in Santee, California and I'm currently working on my master's thesis on Paleotheobiology. Would it be acceptable if I relocated to Freehold and finished my master's degree at LBU?

[True Disciple]

Originally Posted by Brother Alex

Sounds interesting. I hold a B.A. in creation science from The Institute for Creation Research Graduate School in Santee, California and I'm currently working on my master's thesis on Paleotheobiology. Would it be acceptable if I relocated to Freehold and finished my master's degree at LBU?

It depends a little on the subject of your thesis, but in most cases it shouldn't be much of a problem, we cover a broad range of research areas here in Freehold.

[Brother Alex]

Originally Posted by True Disciple

It depends a little on the subject of your thesis, but in most cases it shouldn't be much of a problem, we cover a broad range of research areas here in Freehold.

Sounds good. I got fired from my teaching job here in Iceland for teaching Intelligent Design to my high school students. It wouldn't be bad getting a good teaching job in Freehold later on. Besides, I have to get off this frozen rock as soon as possible before Jesus strikes us with another volcanic eruption.

[Dirk]

True Disciple,

as you may be aware of I am returning to America. I finished my work as a teacher here and like to apply. As you may know, I have a masters degree at university level. I still need to fill in some paper work, is that a problem brother? Or can I only apply when I have returned to America and all the paper work is done?

[mhoghedin]

Laughing so hard bwahahahah what a waste of time.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

The business of research into the Nature of God and His Creation cannot be a waste of time!

[True Disciple]

Originally Posted by Dirk

True Disciple,

as you may be aware of I am returning to America. I finished my work as a teacher here and like to apply. As you may know, I have a masters degree at university level. I still need to fill in some paper work, is that a problem brother? Or can I only apply when I have returned to America and all the paper work is done?

I don't think it will be a problem, Brother. We are a non-accredited institution, of course, and this means that we have somewhat more freedom when it comes to accepting new colleagues.

Originally Posted by mhoghedin

Laughing so hard bwahahahah what a waste of time.

As your post includes no informational value, you can rightly say that it was a waste of time posting it. What I don't understand is why you make the post at all, when you already realize the pointlessness of it.

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire

The business of research into the Nature of God and His Creation cannot be a waste of time!

Amen, Brother!

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Would my location be a problem - or could I study this degree distancially?

I'm extremely interested, especially having seen how intelligently I've been designed myself.

Yours humbly, McUinnean.

[True Disciple]

Originally Posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean

Would my location be a problem - or could I study this degree distancially?

I'm extremely interested, especially having seen how intelligently I've been designed myself.

Yours humbly, McUinnean.

You can do some studies partly in Spain, but for the more practical studies I've described here, you will need to come to Freehold. For example, flume tank experiments to test for isotopic zonation can best be done here in Freehold, as we have the biggest flume tank of any Creation-Scientific Institute.

[mhoghedin]

Non-accredited institution, gee I can't imagine why with all this pseudo-science you guys spew!

Now, I believe that God created the heavens and the earth (in his own interpretation of a day) and Intelligently Designed us.

But really now, pi is possessed by Satan? Why would you honestly waste your time believing that Satan would bother possessing a number when there are so many other targets that actually matter?

And experimental tests for Intelligent falling? What are you gonna do, round up a homosexual and find a True Christian volunteer, drop them off a cliff and time their decent? As much as you all would enjoy that...I'm pretty sure they will both splat at approximately the same moment. Would you volunteer for that True Disciple?

Not to mention the hilarious thread about the biblical periodic table and the "Supernatural Atomic Theory", as a True Chemist ™, I can't help but laugh at those topics. The more I learn about real chemistry, the more I am convinced that God exists, because man simply cannot hope to pigeonhole the amazing forces of the universe that God painstakingly designed to work in harmony with each other. Yes, even quantum mechanics (How dare you insult God's perfect Law by calling it of the devil) is a part of God's plan. Have you ever taken a legitimate chemistry course in your life? The only reason you can get away with spewing this nonsense is because the people don't know any better. You are no better than the Father of Lies, whispering untruth and misinterpretation of the Bible to those who are ignorant.

[True Disciple]

Originally Posted by mhoghedin

Non-accredited institution, gee I can't imagine why with all this pseudo-science you guys spew!

Now, I believe that God created the heavens and the earth (in his own interpretation of a day) and Intelligently Designed us.

But really now, pi is possessed by Satan? Why would you honestly waste your time believing that Satan would bother possessing a number when there are so many other targets that actually matter?

And this is a great example of the hypocrisy of false Christians. You might want to look at this overview of satanic fields of science. I discuss ten different fields of science that conflict with the Bible, and as a Bible-believing Christian, I therefore reject all ten of them. If you were a Christian, why would you accept some of them, but not others, when they all conflict with the Bible? If you twist the Bible to make it fit with secular science, what is the use of claiming to follow the Bible? After all, science always has the last word with you then.

And experimental tests for Intelligent falling? What are you gonna do, round up a homosexual and find a True Christian volunteer, drop them off a cliff and time their decent? As much as you all would enjoy that...I'm pretty sure they will both splat at approximately the same moment. Would you volunteer for that True Disciple?

They would both fall to death, but at the moment we have no idea what the difference in Intelligent Pull on sinners and righteous people is when falling through air. Through water, however, this has been extensively tested. Why did you think Jesus could walk on it? And why did you think that Peter sank as soon as he started to doubt the power of Jesus? Of course, when Peter did that, he was becoming more sinful, which made him sink. What more proof do you need?

Not to mention the hilarious thread about the biblical periodic table and the "Supernatural Atomic Theory", as a True Chemist ™, I can't help but laugh at those topics. The more I learn about real chemistry, the more I am convinced that God exists, because man simply cannot hope to pigeonhole the amazing forces of the universe that God painstakingly designed to work in harmony with each other. Yes, even quantum mechanics (How dare you insult God's perfect Law by calling it of the devil) is a part of God's plan.

The Bible doesn't say anything about quantum mechanics, which is just mankind admitting that it doesn't know whether energy and matter are waves or particles. Another hopeless attempt of secular science to keep God out of physics.

Have you ever taken a legitimate chemistry course in your life?

If you mean with "legitimate" that it was hosted by secular science, yes, I have. I have studied the works of the devil. however, if the Bible tells me that Jesus holds matter together (Colossians 1:17), I'm not going to believe what any accredited-university-professor type tells me, making up new particles and physical laws whenever he needs to plug a hole in his theories. You all are so sure that that Higgs-boson exists, not because you have any evidence for it, but just because your worldviews completely fail without it.

Who would know the Truth™ better, God or them?

The only reason you can get away with spewing this nonsense is because the people don't know any better. You are no better than the Father of Lies, whispering untruth and misinterpretation of the Bible to those who are ignorant.

If I were the Father of Lies, than how could it be that I follow the Bible so much more closely than you do? Are you calling the Bible a lie?