Thank you Mayor for reminding us that in this season, Thankgiving and Christmas, it is the time to thank the Lord for the bounty he has given us - and that's Butterball turkeys and Donald Trump for MAGA.
Now I've from time to time overheard women complaining about being asked "are those real", but their job is to remain in the kitchen tending and basting those Butterballs to a golden brown for the family table - and yes, those Butterballs are real. It turns out that researchers have established that America is blessed with the largest breasts on earth.