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Unhappy Sad Christmas trees: - 12-03-2008, 03:56 PM
Some bleeding heart liberal Jesus hating bureaucrat skimped on the Peterlee annual CHRISTmas tree, and the residents are furious. I suspect that the purchase order for the tree was falsified, and that the rest of of the money was blown on cheap liquor and gingerbread cookies.
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Festive tree an 'insult' to town

The tree is said to look like "something from a skip"

A Christmas tree has been branded an "insult" to a County Durham town.
The tree was to form the centrepiece of festive celebrations at Peterlee's Castle Dene Shopping Centre, but turned out to be smaller than expected. It was put up and decorated with coloured lights, but was described by one shopper as "the worst Christmas tree in the country".

A local councillor said it looked more like a twig than a tree and she had been inundated by complaints. The lights were switched on by pop star Natasha Hamilton, from girl band Atomic Kitten, who performed a string of hits in front of the tree.

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Councillor Joan Maslin said she had received many complaints from residents about the state of the tree. "I would describe this tree as just like a twig. To be honest, it looks like something that people would throw in a skip after Christmas. If the shopping centre couldn't have afforded to put up a better Christmas tree they shouldn't have bothered.

"It is an insult to Peterlee."
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7761822.stm
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Default Re: Sad Christmas trees: - 12-03-2008, 06:03 PM


The "insult" Surely must have been that some athian homer! took down the Manger Scene that was atop this Glorious Paean to GOD!
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Default Re: Sad Christmas trees: - 12-03-2008, 10:01 PM
That awful town deserves what it gets! This is a picture of the "band" they booked for their CHRISTmas celebration? What a bunch of TRAMPS!!!

They would be inappropriate for a whore's wake, let alone for one of these Lord's Birthday Season kick-off events! God should just blot that town off the map! It's been quite a while since our loving God rained fire and brimstone on sinners. This Satanic Hellhole would be a perfect place for Him to get that old tradition going again!
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Default Re: Sad Christmas trees: - 12-03-2008, 11:27 PM
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The Tree Demon is made of flesh, not bark, but it looks tree-like enough to fool its victims. It lures humans to its location with an internet connection it has nestled in its roots. It uses the connection to chat with with "lonely hearts" on line. They think they are coming to the tree to meet a date; instead, they are pulled under the ground by the demon's roots and drained alive.
The poor, possessed tree should be burned immediately and replaced with another whose roots have been carefully checked for signs of a demonic presence!

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Default Re: Sad Christmas trees: - 12-04-2008, 02:19 AM
I think homosexuals and witches use their artistic sarcasm to make fun of Jesus' birthday by displaying "protest" trees.
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Default Re: Sad Christmas trees: - 12-04-2008, 09:26 PM
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I think homosexuals and witches use their artistic sarcasm to make fun of Jesus' birthday by displaying "protest" trees.
Mother G, I'm wondering if perhaps you meant "autistic"?

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Default Re: Sad Christmas trees: - 12-09-2008, 05:24 PM
Looks more like a huge toothpick than a tree.
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Default Re: Sad Christmas trees: - 12-11-2008, 01:46 AM
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I think homosexuals and witches use their artistic sarcasm to make fun of Jesus' birthday by displaying "protest" trees.
It's not such a bad tree, it just needs some love.
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Default Re: Sad Christmas trees: - 12-11-2008, 03:40 AM
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It's not such a bad tree, it just needs some love.
Yes, I'm sure cutting it's roots off demonstrated that.

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Default Re: Sad Christmas trees: - 12-11-2008, 04:32 AM
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It's not such a bad tree, it just needs some love.
Jesus doesn't instruct us to love trees. He wants us to make toothpicks and lawn furniture out of them.

Tree lovers tend to be hippies who worship satan.

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