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Default Solar Panels are the work of the Devil - 08-20-2021, 02:28 PM

I recently received a knock on my door by, as he termed himself, a "solar energy" consultant, asking me whether I had thought about installing solar panels to reduce my household reliance "on the grid".
When I told him that solar panels are not in The Bible he started to smirk, and said that he had just signed up the local Catholic church "St Mary The Eternal Virgin" to the scheme.
He goes by the name of Stefan, and was a little surprised when I told him that catholics were not Christians. He then said, "Well I've leave a brochure with you to read, and I call round in a few days to get you on board"
In the past, I have discussed solar panels with well regarded Christian physicists on several occasions. We have had vigorous discussions about Christian thermodynamics, Christian entropy and other topics such as the Christian Grand Unified Theory.
As part of the "Theory of All Things" it was obvious that solar panels suck energy (ie heat) from the sun, and this depletion of energy will be catastrophic. Solar panels are not perpetual motion machines, and therefore they will provide less energy output than the input energy (sun heat). Inevitably this will lead to cooling of the earth, and because of the sucking of energy from the sun, a cooling of the sun.
This cooling of the sun will mean that there is less molecular movement in the sun microenvironment. Molecular movement helps the sun maintain its orbit around the earth. As molecular movement reduces, the closer the sun's orbit will be towards the earth. One day there will be a collision.
The only solution is to heat the earth to repel the sun. Removing solar panels, wind turbines is the first step. Increasing oil consumption is the second. The third is burning forests. I'm glad to see that Brazil takes this seriously.

Rather than read his ridiculous brochure, I choose to read The Bible.
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1 Samuel 11:9

This shows God wants a hot sun, not one depleted of energy by solar panels
2 Samuel 12:11

Love thy neighbour's wives is approved by God provided it is done under the sun. Doing the love under solar panels..not so much
3 Ecclesiastes 5:13

The sun can help identify evil doers. Removing the energy from the sun by solar panels is likely to increase the crime rate.
4 Ecclesiastes 6:1

More Biblical support


Stefan is but young, and I have high hopes that I can remove the "solar panel" madness from him when he next calls


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Default Re: Solar Panels are the work of the Devil - 08-22-2021, 03:58 PM

Electricity provides light so I can read The bible at night. Satan is getting very influential in these last times suggesting that everyone seek wellbeing through wealth.
I Peter 1:18-21 Forasmuch as ye know that ye were not redeemed with corruptible things, as silver and gold, from your vain conversation received by tradition from your fathers; but with the precious blood of Christ, as of a lamb without blemish and without spot: Who verily was foreordained before the foundation of the world, but was manifest in these last times for you, Who by him do believe in God, that raised him up from the dead, and gave him glory; that your faith and hope might be in God.
As a result the electricity is at his mercy, one little flick of a strategic tree and whole cities can be plunged into chaos. Would a diesel generator with some large batteries be a suitable precaution? These are available but I'm not sure whether to get one.
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Default Re: Solar Panels are the work of the Devil - 08-22-2021, 06:25 PM

Solar panels are flimsy little pieces of glass and I don't know what else. Coal and petroleum power plants are huge and powerful. It's clear to me God wants power plants, not rinky dink solar collectors.


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Default Re: Solar Panels are the work of the Devil - 08-22-2021, 10:33 PM

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Solar panels are flimsy little pieces of glass and I don't know what else. Coal and petroleum power plants are huge and powerful. It's clear to me God wants power plants, not rinky dink solar collectors.
Exactly so, dear Brother Mayor Hold! And let us not forget the number of menfolk who are employed at those big power plants. Compare that to those flimsy panels, and I think it is most obvious that we can see that the panels are putting workers out of jobs.

I'll leave a couple of photos to show you what I mean. In the first one, you will see vast, factory-like buildings, most likely with tens of thousands of employees inside. In the second photo: not a soul in sight, for miles!
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Default Re: Solar Panels are the work of the Devil - 08-23-2021, 01:03 AM

Is that the factory that makes the solar panels?
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Default Re: Solar Panels are the work of the Devil - 08-24-2021, 02:09 AM

As I understand it, we are already "solar" powered. The sun (solar) shines on the plants, which makes them grow, the animals (cows, etc.) eat the plants, and we eat the (cows, etc.) - hence we are "solar" powered.

So now these scam artists want us to put in solar panels which cover up the ground preventing the plants from growing. Now what are we supposed to do - put in solar powered "grow" lights in our basements to grow food?

God proclaiming "let there be light" was not an endorsement for solar panels.


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