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Messican JUST SAY NO to the "Brain-drain strategy"! GOD HATES Russian deserters! - 03-19-2022, 01:58 PM

There are two main arguments against war: first, it costs a lot of money. Secondly, it kills people. Some people say the priority is reversed, but let's not quibble right now.

The point is that war costs blood and treasure. It is bad both ethically and financially. But what if there was a way to solve both problems at once? What if, instead of paying the huge financial cost to kill people, we spend a smaller amount of money to encourage Russian soldiers and skilled workers to defect to the West?

During the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan we killed about ~90,000 enemy combatants for a price tag of $8,000,000,000,000. That's 88 million bucks each, and those guys didn't even have hypersonic missiles.

Surely it would cost less than $88,000,000 to convince a Russian to emigrate from snowy Siberia to sunny California. So why not do it?

I was wavering on this issue for a while, so I picked up my Bible and discovered why not:

Because God hates this idea! 5 Reasons why:

1. Russian women are ravishing temptresses.

The most valuable people in Putin's war machine are not his front-line conscripts, but his skilled factory workers, the ones who do the fiddly work of putting together guided missiles and radar gizmos. A lot of these workers are female. Very, very female:



Thine eyes shall behold strange women, and thine heart shall utter perverse things. - Proverbs 23:33

If we allow these women in, expect distracted coworkers and crippling absenteeism as workplace washrooms stalls are filled with furious onanism.

Russian immigrants will covert us to weird Asian customs (see reason #4). One of their customs involves displaying that "the carpet matches the drapes" by wearing hats that match their pubic hair:



Expect even less marriage and family formation, as non-Russian women will look ugly and unlovable in comparison. Formerly straight women will discover they are lesbians.

Expect distracted drivers to crash. Which brings us to:

2. Russians are terrible drivers and will cause lots of traffic jams.



You know what they say about Asian drivers? Russians can't drive from one city to the next without causing a 40-mile long pile-up. It has something to do with them being reliant on trains to get anything done, but America has few rail lines and will never build any more.

3. You will end up eating borsht, whatever that is.

God tells us that foreign temptresses cause cultural change:

But king Solomon loved many strange women, together with the daughter of Pharaoh, women of the Moabites, Ammonites, Edomites, Zidonians, and Hittites;
Of the nations concerning which the LORD said unto the children of Israel, Ye shall not go in to them, neither shall they come in unto you: for surely they will turn away your heart after their gods: Solomon clave unto these in love. -1st Kings 11:1-2

I don't know what borsht is, but it's Asian so expect it to have bats or something in it. It might even start a new disease, perhaps a real one this time.

Think of her braids as the noose around the neck of America:



4. Eastern European immigrants tend to be become lukewarm R.I.N.O. cuckservatives

Take a look at Austrian-born Arnold Swartznagger. As we've seen in his movies, he's perfectly capable of fighting his way to Moscow and punching out Putin himself, but, being a wimpy R.I.N.O. cuckservative, he has decided to deal with the Russians by...Talking to them:


Why not sing "Kumbaya" while you're at it?!? If we allow more of these half-mongoloids into our country, our politics will have more of this.

So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth. - Revelation 3:16

5. Russians are heavy smokers and drinkers, and that's a fire hazard.

Here's some footage from the morning of last New Year's Day, after countless drunken Russians passed out drunk with lit cigarettes in their hands:

(Ignore the title, that's just typical FAKE NEWS).


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Default Re: Should the West help Russian deserters immigrate? 4 reasons God hates this idea! - 03-19-2022, 02:13 PM

Brother Jeb---Great to bring this idea up for discussion but I agree with you it seems a bad idea. It would first need to be approved by both President Trump and President Putin.

While it is said Putin sent some of his very best female friends to Trump's hotel when Trump was visiting Russia Trump has never married a Russian. He has had a couple of wives from Soviet block countries.


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Default Re: Should the West help Russian deserters immigrate? 5 reasons GOD HATES this idea! - 03-31-2022, 11:07 PM

Seeing as their number one destination for settlement will be Alaska, all I can say is BUILD THE WALL! Starting with the North-Western corner, NOW!

I hear there are lots of nudists in that part of the world, so charity resources will be consumed as we try to clothe the naked, by which I mean our lawyers are going to be very busy sueing any beach owners who allow nudity. THIS is what the Bible calls for, by the way, it's "clothe the naked", not "clothe people who have some clothes but not enough to prevent God from punishing you with frostbite".


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Default Re: Should the West help Russian deserters immigrate? 5 reasons GOD HATES this idea! - 04-04-2022, 12:01 AM

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(Ignore the title, that's just typical FAKE NEWS).
Speaking of FAKE NEWS, the Ukrainians aren't even hiding the fact that all of their footage was filmed in Hollywood. They're even giving out Oscars:



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Default Re: Should the West help Russian deserters immigrate? 5 reasons GOD HATES this idea! - 05-10-2022, 07:55 PM

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Speaking of FAKE NEWS, the Ukrainians aren't even hiding the fact that all of their footage was filmed in Hollywood.
Here's their footage purporting to be the Russian Navy's flagship sinking:



Wonder why it's so blurry? Because it's just a model, and here we can see it being built:



FAKE NEWS FAKE GERMS FAKE WAR.


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Default Re: Should the West help Russian deserters immigrate? 5 reasons GOD HATES this idea! - 05-10-2022, 10:05 PM

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Speaking of FAKE NEWS, the Ukrainians aren't even hiding the fact that all of their footage was filmed in Hollywood. They're even giving out Oscars:
And that Nazi Zelensky is an actor. Apparently he played the President of Ukraine in a sitcom before he actually became president in a probably fradulent election. Hmm... And he's a Jew, so that just about guarantees something deeply shady and sinister is going on here.

Putin stands as one of the greatest foes of cultural marxism in the world today. Could it be that the "Chosen People" launched this war as a false flag to discredit him, just like they did to Hitler with the War of Jewish Aggression?


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Default Re: JUST SAY NO the the "Brain-drain strategy"! GOD HATES Russian deserters! - 05-10-2022, 11:01 PM

I didn't even know Russians came with brains. God teaches me something new every day.

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