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Question Mailbag: Ukraine/Crimea invaded? Tell us how you PRAY FOR WORLD WAR 3! - 03-01-2014, 12:29 AM

We sent the following email to our email list:

"What's your take on the recent events in Ukraine?"

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Ezekiel 38 and 39 is coming....Ezekiel 38:1-3 Who is Gog? Who is Maggog? Who cares, nuke everyone and you'll hit both!
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Luke 21:28 "Now when these things begin to happen, look up and lift up your heads, because your redemption draws near" - WE WILL RISE TO HEAVEN ON A MUSHROOM CLOUD!
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I hope Putin crushes their democracy. Democracy = The Trojan Horse in nations for rule by Atheists, Liberals, Zionists and Globalists.
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I'd like to see a War between Russia, China and the United States. It would definitely solve the unemployment problem in those respective countries. It be interesting to see if America can take Russia in a conventional war. And it would be interesting to see which side has the gall to use Nuclear weapons. If I were Putin I would invade as, America since the liberals took over is country that only beats on weak countries. Even in WWII America let Russia do the heavy bleeding before coming in to take advantage of a weakened Germany. Time to show we're man enough to bleed too.
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All of the most talked about prophetic scenarios are in some stage of fulfillment now, simultaneously. Psalm 83, Isaiah 17, Ezekiel 38/39, Isaiah 19 and there may be some I'm missing.
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The issue is Russian political manhood driven by Putin's manly desire to try to retain its former influence over Ukraine dating back to USSR days, against some idealistic, misguided Ukrainians who think the "impotent EU" is somehow going to make their lot in life more tolerable. I support Putin.
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Doesn't Ukraine have it's own military? Where are they?
I wonder if war would be such a bad thing anyway.

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They say that the first American tanks to start fighting during ww3 in Germans would have a life expectancy of less than five minutes.

I know what jobs I would draft the emo "millenial" generation for.

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I see this as more Gog-Magog stage-setting.

You can almost hear the footsteps of the Messiah...

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Did you see Putin when the Russian hockey team lost to Finland? There's no way he's going to let this slide without taking some kind of action to save face.
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Hopefully Russia will liberate as much of Ukraine as possible.
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Putin is busy. Now docking one of his warships in Havana, Cuba. Front headline right now on Drudge. The prophecies of Red Dawn are being fullfilled right now! Next the evil empire of Grenada will send their armored divisions into Colorado!
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This may be just the spark Putin needs to justify his takeover/invasion. If any Ukrainians loyal to the west dare to attack the Parliament building, he'll have no choice but to show solidarity with those being barricaded within it's confines.

Keep praying for a just solution, but the Lord's will be done...Do you hear me Lord, if you're planning to turn the world into radioactive ash that's your will and of course I will accept it (just please drop the heavy stuff on the other parts of town, you know the ones I mean).

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Hate to spoil the fun, but Russia already runs Crimea... they had 25,000 troops there already.

But yeah, we're still in the final days, as the Bible says. And don't talk about the age of the Bible, my Bible was printed in 2014.

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I think Iran and China are closely watching how the U.S. reacts to the Ukrainian conflict. I think if the US does nothing violent then that will give the green light for Iran to attack Israel and China to conquer Japan, Grenada to overrun South America, and El Salvador to conquer whatever continent El Salvador is on.

And if we do begin to mobilize troops I think Putin will launch an attack on US from Cuba. Either scenario I think Russia will sweep through Ukraine and eventually work it's way toward Israel through the mountains. (Ezekiel 38-39) (Technically the Black Sea is a mountain, only it's upside-down and made of water).

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Are you listening, obummer? Stop fearing evil and start launching nukes! I want to see 50 megatons of End-Times rapture-bait hitting somebody before this opportunity goes away!

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I had a feeling that this would happen. And I have a sense in my spirit that the rapture is very near. The world is nearing the endgame saints, and no matter how tough its been for most of us on here to stay encouraged, all that is happening now is for end time events, so stay encouraged saints for our redemption is almost here!
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There is so much going on everywhere. I that we are going home very soon. Today would be great. Come Quickly, Lord Jesus!
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The real question is, what is anyone going to do about it? Putin knows that the U.S. is in no position to do anything. Sure, we have the firepower, but does anyone really think we're going to start launching missiles and blowing up Russian cities over this?

Not going to happen under this administration. Bastards.

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The Russians are the last great nation of Europe who still take pride in their national identity and culture. Putin is a patriotic Russian nationalist who, like millions of his fellow Russian citizens, is ready to stand and fight before allowing his country to be fully overrun and integrated into the NWO.

Russians are fed up with Anglo-Americans telling them they need to teach their Kindergarten children about Gay relationships and Gay marriage. Russia is the last standing country in Europe showing any resistance to the Hebrew NWO.

Ukrainians are appearantly ready to submit to the Anglo-American-Multi-Culti-Gay Agenda, but NOT Russia !

Anybody with the minutest clue about the history of the Crimea knows full well it belongs to the Russians, and nobody else.

Pray for the Final Days. This is going to be very interesting . . . . . . .

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Sarah Palin was right all along.

Sarah Palin, like Reagan, was/is a conservative populist -- she can successfully address the issues that face America in a conservative manner that resonates with the average (White) American, the backbone of this country (still). That's why there was the sudden, all out vicious attack by the entire anti-White MSM to destroy her. She posed a fatal threat to their agenda of destroying both this nation and our people.

I remember when I was a kid, on TV they'd often say that if a Hitler ever arose again, he's be a man of the masses that could rouse the populace. They said this as a warning to us, so that we'd reject such a man. Of course he'd have to be that, since that's the only way to successfully oppose them when they control the media.

(They used their prior control of finance to get control of the media and then use control of both of them to slowly gain control politically, and then use all of them to destroy us, destroy ourselves.)

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Kerry has also used that antichrist phrase, "peace and security", yesterday, re: the situation.

I stand amazed at the power of God's Word.

King James Bible:

"For yourselves know perfectly that the day of the Lord so cometh as a thief in the night." I Thess 5:2

"For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape." I Thess 5:3

I've never been so thrilled!

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America exports tidal waves of pornography and filth all over the world, and threatens and bullies other, smaller nations into changing their laws and statutes to allow same sex marriage!!

On the other hand, Putin has tried to defend his nation's children from homosexual propagandists. He arrested the vile Pu&&y Riot scum that tried to desecrate a Russian Orthodox Church. He has responded to a call from the Russian majority region of Crimea, which was part of Russia till 1954.

In the meantime, these new rulers in Kiev, what's the first thing they do? Ban the Russian language as the second official language in Ukraine - a nation with close to 25% Russian population. (East Ukraine has a majority Russian population.) As if Ukrainian babbling is better than Russian babbling.

Seems to me like they spit in Russian faces, and then expect them to passively sit and take it. And then act all surprised when the Russians react.

I hope when Putins done with them Chernobyl is the LEAST radioactive part of their cellpit of a nation.

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I can see how current geopolitics is possibly forming into Ezekiel 38 and how the fulfillment of Ezekiel 38:13 is coming into view. As such I look at these events as potentially significantly prophetic and another indicator of the soon snatching away of the church. Keep praying, bretheren.
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From what was said on Fox not only the navy but several army bases have surrendered.

With wimps like that around, unfortunately nothing much will happen with this, but because of the times we are in you just never know what is going to ignite the world in a conflict of Biblical proportions.

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Not to be mean-spirited, but quite simply, Kerry is a satanic babykiller from the depths of HELL, bless his soul.
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I'm not a big fan of Russia but it is less Judenized than the USA or EU. It really doesn't matter what Americans think, most probably wouldn't back a war with Russia. And right now a civil war between Pro-Russian and Anti-Russian forces seems to be a certainty. Better than nothing.
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Ezekiel 38:13

King James Version (KJV)

13 Sheba, and Dedan, and the merchants of Tarshish, with all the young lions thereof, shall say unto thee, Art thou come to take a spoil? hast thou gathered thy company to take a prey? to carry away silver and gold, to take away cattle and goods, to take a great spoil?

In the end, all we will most likely do is ask a few questions of Gog during their attack on Israel, so we are probably getting some practice in before the main event.

Will Prince Gog physically accompany his armies to Israel, or will he command them from home? Also, how many head of cattle are in Israel? God thinks it's very important.

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Thank you all for your thoughts and prayers.

The mail keeps pouring in, and I'll post more as it comes, so keep on praying. These priests sure are:


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Default Re: Mailbag: Ukraine/Crimea invaded? Tell us how you PRAY FOR WORLD WAR 3! - 03-01-2014, 05:00 PM

The recently overthrown Ukrainian President, Viktor Yanukovych is a True Christian Job Creator™, according to this photo essay of his house.

I wonder, was he actually overthrown, or is he just the latest nobly selfish individualist to Go Galt?

Proverbs 15:6 In the house of the righteous is much treasure:

Just look at those 47 percenter gawkers, they've already trashing the place, notice the littered newspaper at the lower left.

He even has had own replica Noah's Ark....

...Complete with the animals!

Like all True Christians™, he is a golfer.

Meh, I guess you can't buy good taste. But just look at those homo 47 percenters, groping the statue! Now it's damaged goods.
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Default Re: Mailbag: Ukraine/Crimea invaded? Tell us how you PRAY FOR WORLD WAR 3! - 03-01-2014, 05:21 PM

I will pray for the World War III to happen, so that Revelations will finally be fulfilled! You can hear the echoes of the upcoming end! So I will pray.


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Default Re: Mailbag: Ukraine/Crimea invaded? Tell us how you PRAY FOR WORLD WAR 3! - 03-01-2014, 05:21 PM

I bet those Ukrainian commies are just afraid of having to follow the Russian laws against gay propaganda. America should JOIN Putin in his Godly war on the Ukraine.

Crimea belongs to the Russians who has lived there ever since the 1930's after Stalin's Godly war on terror that removed the Crimean Tatars (terrorist moohammed-worshipping muslim scum) who used to live there, most of them rightfully relocated to the vast deserts of Uzbekistan and Stalin's own Guantanamo (the Gulags).
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Default Re: Mailbag: Ukraine/Crimea invaded? Tell us how you PRAY FOR WORLD WAR 3! - 03-01-2014, 06:47 PM

We have no chance of a Holy War with a weak kneed community organizer at the helm.

I pray for my own despair. It is troubling to think about continuing to live among the wicked.

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Default Re: Mailbag: Ukraine/Crimea invaded? Tell us how you PRAY FOR WORLD WAR 3! - 03-02-2014, 02:47 AM

My guess is Obama is getting ready to surrender to Russia.


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My guess is Obama is getting ready to surrender to Russia.
I don't know if we could consider it prophecy or not, but Godly Sarah Palin predicted this would happen if Obama was elected.

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Sarah Palin on Ukraine: I told you so

By LUCY MCCALMONT | 2/28/14 6:26 PM EST

Sarah Palin is saying “Told-Ya-So” on the rising tensions in Ukraine, writing in a Facebook post that she predicted in 2008 Russia would invade the country.

“Yes, I could see this one from Alaska. I’m usually not one to Told-Ya-So, but I did,” Palin wrote Friday.

In the post, Palin says that in 2008, following Russia’s invasion of Georgia, she criticized then-Sen. Barack Obama whose reaction she said “was one of indecision and moral equivalence, the kind of response that for indecisiveness that would only encourage Russia’s (Vladimir) Putin to invade Ukraine next.”

The former Republican vice presidential nominee said she was derided for her comments — which on Friday she called an “accurate prediction”— on foreign policy, making reference to the notable interview during the 2008 election in which she talked about the proximity of Russia and Alaska and was spoofed by Tina Fey on “Saturday Night Live” with the famous line, “I can see Russia from my house!”

http://www.politico.com/story/2014/0...ia-104110.html
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I don't know if we could consider it prophecy or not, but Godly Sarah Palin predicted this would happen if Obama was elected.
If only Sarah Palin were in the White House right now, we wouldn't be getting this indecisive waffling crap from obummer. No, we would get a firm decision to....I'm not sure exactly, but Sarah says it better than me:


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I'm praying for World War 3, but frankly, I'd settle for Crimean War 2.



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Here's the Russia supporters, and they love America too: notice how they surround themselves with Red, White and Blue:



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Zombies? Are there ZOMBIES?

Revelation 20:12 And I saw the dead, great and small, standing before the throne, and books were opened.

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P.S. Jesus, thanks for the zombie apocalypse as promised, late is better than never and all that, but I'm still praying for that Crimean War sequel. I know I'm not technically an "English upper-class twit" but I did go through experiences similar to their boarding-school antics, plus I can grow a mean sideburn (My carpet doesn't match my boring drapes, but of course you already know that, since you're Jesus).

You know I'm ready, Iraq was just like the Crimean War, in both cases there were so many WMD we got lost trying to chase them all at once:



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Default Re: Mailbag: Ukraine/Crimea invaded? Tell us how you PRAY FOR WORLD WAR 3! - 03-03-2014, 05:36 PM

What there is in the Ukraine is essentially a modern day racist apartheid regime. So where are all the liberals now? Why aren't they welcoming Putin to free his fellow countrymen from the Ukrainian apartheid state?
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Default Re: Mailbag: Ukraine/Crimea invaded? Tell us how you PRAY FOR WORLD WAR 3! - 03-03-2014, 07:26 PM

I think you are missing the point. We can have Ukrania for the taking. We will then install a Christian government and liberate their oil and gas from the grip of the Bear and then position our missiles next to the USSR.

The whole problem is easily solved: see map below.

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We strike on the USSR /Ukrania border preventing the exit of the Russians from Crimea and simultaneously preventing the Russians from sending any support to those now trapped.

At the same time, troops are flown into the south, northwest and southwest from whatever countries are there. The troops meet up with the Ukranistan army and march eastwards to wipe out the remaining Soviets.

Oh yes, we bomb Moscow to give them something to think about and generally distract them.




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Default Re: Mailbag: Ukraine/Crimea invaded? Tell us how you PRAY FOR WORLD WAR 3! - 03-03-2014, 11:26 PM

Everybody stop panicing.

I've got this under control.

We'll hit Putin at his weak spot.

We will bring the people together with the power of music. Or at least the power of whatever word describes the noise Pussy Riot makes.

Yes, I'm organizing a music festival, headlining Pussy Riot, and the many, many bands that have been inspired by them.

Just like Woodstock expect a quagmire, so get in early before things get all sloppy!

Bands so far: (Special thanks to Boingboing for getting the snowball rolling)

• Pussy Riot (obviously)
• Cooter Commotion
• Ladybits Rampage
• Vajayjay Melee
• Birth Canal Brouhaha
• Hoo-hah Kerfuffle
• Beefdrape Diatribe
• Frontbottom Fracas
• Labial Lawlessness
• Rosebud Rumble
• Bearded Clam Shenanigans
• Muffin scufflin'
• Cooch Confrontation
• Down There Donnybrook
• Labia Fray-bia
• Front-butt Fiasco
• Munch Bunch
• Apocalips
• Violencia del Vulva
• Meat-Curtain Mayhem
• Nookie Disagreement
• Honeypot havoc
• Fanny Free-for-all
• Tumult Near Mons Pubis
• Twat Trouble
• Pinkbit Panic
• 'ginaGate
• Cameltoe Chaos
• FUBAR in the F-pipe
• Slutbuddy beatdown
• Reggie Wedgie and His Orchestra
• Peehole pogrom
• Ladypart lynchmob
• Cat fight
• Vagina Viglilantism
• Cuntastrophe
• Catfish Fight
• Mess in the mess
• Bush brawl
• Tantrum in the baby-maker-hole
• Stink Eyes
• The clit hits the fan
• Winkie war
• Snails in a Hot Pan
• Several Cat Stevens tribute bands, for some reason
• Commie Cookies
• Vengence in the Vaggie-Vortex
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Default Re: Mailbag: Ukraine/Crimea invaded? Tell us how you PRAY FOR WORLD WAR 3! - 03-04-2014, 12:20 AM

Sarah Palin really needs to be in charge. After all, not only can she see Russia from her kitchen window, but the other day she told us she could see the Russia-Ukraine conflict as well! So who better to be in charge than someone who can see it all?


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Everybody stop panicing.
There's no panic here, just a calm discussion of how Putin had the olympics JUST LIKE HITLER HAD OLYMPIX TOO AND THAT"S PROOF THAT HITLER HAS REINCARNATED IBN PUTIN WE MUST NUKE EM BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

Anyway, there's no panic here. The only people panicing are the idiots who think that we should support energy efficiency and/or research and adoption of alternative energy sources, just because Russia's economy depends on oil and gas exports.

Quit freaking out, guys. If driving an SUV makes Putin powerful, oh well, freedom isn't free.
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Mr Obama ''would gut our arsenal while he allows others – enemies – to enrich theirs'', she said.
''Mr President, the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke."
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Default Re: Mailbag: Ukraine/Crimea invaded? Tell us how you PRAY FOR WORLD WAR 3! - 03-22-2014, 11:39 AM

Well I've been praying like crazy but it looks like the border has been changed, despite Kruschtev's totally legitimate ruling that Crimea is in the Ukraine S.S.R. rather than the Russia S.S.R..

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This is a sign of the apocalypse because it's a totally unprecedented breach of international law.

You see, there's only one actual law in geopolitics: don't mess with the map-printers. You can do torture, genocide, and any other sternly-written-letter penalty offenses, and that's okay. You get your UN condemnation, and you're on your way.

But move a border and that's always war. Always.

Why? I dunno, I guess the map-printers are lazy, and those guys are powerful. I mean what's to stop those dudes from just saying "You know what, I'm going to change the map to say Boston is part of Canada. Heck, I'll also say the Holy Roman Empire is back, just because." Who is going to argue with them? It's on the friggin' MAP people!

You know, like how "free speech" and the "first amendment" works - everybody knew the media was powerful, so they had to appease them. Human rights and ethics never had anything to do with any of this (go ahead, show me where this stuff comes up in the Bible).


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Default Re: Mailbag: Ukraine/Crimea invaded? Tell us how you PRAY FOR WORLD WAR 3! - 03-23-2014, 03:24 AM

I remember the book of Matthew when i hear the pacifists...

Matthew 24:6

6 And ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars: see that ye be not troubled: for all these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet.


The Bible says these things must come to pass, but the real question is whose side is god on? The homo-loving liberalized socialist obama america or Putin's socially responsible vision of the future. Hiel Putin.


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26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
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