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Jesus Kills Another Wetback -
02-13-2009, 04:22 AM
THIS recent story illustrates how deeply concerned Jesus is with the flood of wetbacks sneaking into His favorite country (America!) and stealing your jobs. See if you can spot the reason why Christ chose this particular greasball to send down to papist hell.
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Man killed by SUV was Guatemalan father of four
After five weeks, authorities have identified a pedestrian who was killed trying to cross Military Trail west of Lake Worth a few days before Christmas.
He was Jorge "Jose" Velasquez Francisco. The Palm Beach County sheriff's vehicle homicide investigations unit reported Francisco's age as 25, but a brother of Francisco said he was 28.
Francisco was not carrying identification when he stepped into the path of an SUV the night of Dec. 20 and was killed on impact. He was dragged over 200 yards before the driver stopped. The driver, Sandra Jo Barnhart, of West Palm Beach, was not cited in the collision.
Investigator Gary Pace said he showed the victim's picture around the area where he had been walking, but no one recognized him. Francisco went unidentified until Wednesday morning, when authorities found a relative through a number on the cell phone that had been in Francisco's pants pocket.
Norberto Velasquez lamented his brother's death. Francisco left behind a wife and four children, ages 2 to 11, in his homeland of Guatemala. Apparently he had just left a Western Union office, where he had been sending money home to his wife.
All his family had left Wednesday was a brown evidence bag with Francisco's belongings — his shoes, cell phone, a black leather wallet, a red cap and wads of paper with more than a dozen scrawled phone numbers. Francisco, who worked at a nearby nursery, had a bad memory and had to carry the phone numbers around.
The family is now struggling to scrape together enough money to ship Francisco's body back for burial in Guatemala.
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If you answered "Because the filthy beaner was robbing America by sending Godly U.S. Dollars into a third-world country at a time when every cent is needed by Jesus to spread the good news," then you're right. Go see sister Glendora, who has a batch of snickerdoodles for you.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Jesus Kills Another Wetback -
02-13-2009, 04:31 AM
This kind of thing happens all the time. Even the ecudorians have iPhones:
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BODY DRAGGED 20 MILES THROUGH NYC
The driver of the van which dragged a body 17 miles.
February 11, 2009
A Queens pedestrian was struck by an SUV this morning and thrown into the path of a van, which dragged his mangled body a gruesome 20 miles before the driver discovered it, cops said today. The grisly journey left a trail of clothes and blood scattered along the Long Island Expressway, the Grand Central Parkway, the Van Wyck Expressway and the Belt Parkway as drivers desperately tried to flag down the unsuspecting motorist.
Manuel Lituma, 52, told cops he actually pulled over and checked under the hood of his maroon Chevy cargo van because it wasn't handling well - but hit the road again after seeing nothing wrong. "I looked and I didn't see anything," he said outside his Corona home this afternoon. "I didn't know what happened. I didn't feel anything, I didn't hear anything. "You can't imagine the shock I felt when I saw the body. I'm just so nervous and very sad."
The victim, who cops have been unable to identify, was hit by the SUV at 6.15 a.m. as he walked across 108th Street at 51st Avenue in Corona, said cops. The SUV driver stopped to dial 911, and didn't see Lituma's van hit the pedestrian, cops said. Mystified first responders thought the driver had been mistaken when they failed to find a body or see any damage to the SUV.
Lituma, 52, a freelance deliveryman originally from Ecuador, was already miles away with the body hooked face up on to a metal plate underneath his vehicle. Cops said the body was only partially clothed - and badly scraped from its heels to the back of its head. Lituma only stopped after noticing shocked people pointing at his van on Brighton 10th Terrace in Brighton Beach, Brooklyn, an hour after the accident. They are trying to identify the victim from a broken iPhone, a business card and a receipt for cash recently wired to Mexico that was found in his pockets.
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Re: Jesus Kills Another Wetback -
02-13-2009, 04:52 AM
ANOTHER one stealing our dollars and sending them out of the country! Is that what they all do? Where do they get the money? Selling drugs? Selling their sisters?
This has got to stop!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Jesus Kills Another Wetback -
02-13-2009, 06:41 AM
I see our Godly Sister SUV has been defending the homeland with unusual vigor.
Sister, good work!
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