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Default Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) - 04-22-2010, 05:23 AM

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i would love to meet you in person.. and if you spew any of that crap out of your mouth i will not strike u down with my fists.. i will simply hold up a picture of your family and kick it at you.. but you probably would not care because your parents are most likely jews


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Default Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) - 04-22-2010, 06:53 AM

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Default Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) - 04-23-2010, 05:47 PM

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Because we are here to save miserable sinners, and there are none of those in Church.




Because he has never been tempted:



Hello, there!
The Bible says that all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God (Rom. 3:23). Even Jesus was tempted in the desert... How can you people say that he hasn't been tempted?

(Btw: When Jesus teaches about tempting, cutting hands is just a metaphor for cutting the sectors of your life that lead you to sin.)
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Default Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) - 04-23-2010, 05:52 PM

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Hello, there!
The Bible says that all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God (Rom. 3:23). Even Jesus was tempted in the desert... How can you people say that he hasn't been tempted?
How far back is this quote from, I'm not seeing it.

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(Btw: When Jesus teaches about tempting, cutting hands is just a metaphor for cutting the sectors of your life that lead you to sin.)
So you just decide that anything you don't like in the Bible is just a metaphor? Do you think God is happy with that?


Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

Deuteronomy 12:32 What thing soever I command you, observe to do it: thou shalt not add thereto, nor diminish from it.

Proverbs 30:5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Proverbs 30:6 Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

Romans 15:4 For whatsoever things were written aforetime were written for our learning, that we through patience and comfort of the scriptures might have hope.


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Hello, there!
The Bible says that all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God (Rom. 3:23).
That's prior to Salvation. 1 John 3:5-6 says that if you are a True Christian, you are without sin.

And ye know that he was manifested to take away our sins; and in him is no sin.
Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.

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Even Jesus was tempted in the desert...
How can you people say that he hasn't been tempted?
Are you claiming God and Jesus are not one in the same? This verse says God cannot be tempted.

James 1:13

Let no man say when he is tempted, I am tempted of God: for God cannot be tempted with evil, neither tempteth he any man:

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(Btw: When Jesus teaches about tempting, cutting hands is just a metaphor for cutting the sectors of your life that lead you to sin.)
That's a slippery slope. I'm guessing you'll be telling me the flood was metaphorical as well?


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) - 04-23-2010, 07:27 PM

[QUOTE=BelieverInGod;513418]How far back is this quote from, I'm not seeing it.

it was this:
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how come you still have your hands then? and how come you have your eyes still?
Because he has never been tempted: "
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Default Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) - 04-23-2010, 07:34 PM

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Even Jesus was tempted in the desert...
How can you people say that he hasn't been tempted?


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Are you claiming God and Jesus are not one in the same? This verse says God cannot be tempted.

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When i said "he" I meant the guy who said that he has never been tempted and thereby he doesn't have to cut his hand )))



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(Btw: When Jesus teaches about tempting, cutting hands is just a metaphor for cutting the sectors of your life that lead you to sin.)

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That's a slippery slope. I'm guessing you'll be telling me the flood was metaphorical as well?
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Jesus taught us to eat his flesh and drink his blood.. Is that what you do on your Sunday service?

Remember that it's a slippery slope to interpret the Bible!
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Remember that it's a slippery slope to interpret the Bible!
So true!! If your hand causes you to sin, cut it off.

I have communion just like the disciples did with bread and wine. I notice you didn't answer my questions.


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) - 04-23-2010, 07:51 PM

By the way.. it's funny that you guys act so aggressively and begin giving warnings after one semi-neutral message. Have you ever examinated the way Jesus acted and taught.
For example: When Jesus found a whore lady, did He lapidate her and roar the gospel for the broken woman?
Or when Jesus found Zacchaeus on the tree.. Did he judge Him for his sins and leave alone?

With forums like this, you just drive away the people who really could be looking for God and salvation.. Actually this stuff is so funny that I thought this is a joke... Seems like I was wrong.
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By the way.. it's funny that you guys act so aggressively and begin giving warnings after one semi-neutral message. Have you ever examinated the way Jesus acted and taught.
Like Jesus, we have no problem rebuking demons and evil when we see it.

Mark 1:25-26
And Jesus rebuked him, saying, Hold thy peace, and come out of him. And when the unclean spirit had torn him, and cried with a loud voice, he came out of him.

Here Jesus heals a man then tells him to immediately depart.

Mark 1:42-43
And as soon as he had spoken, immediately the leprosy departed from him, and he was cleansed.
And he straitly charged him, and forthwith sent him away;


Jesus curses a fig tree for not giving Him food.

Mark 11:13-14
And seeing a fig tree afar off having leaves, he came, if haply he might find any thing thereon: and when he came to it, he found nothing but leaves; for the time of figs was not yet.
And Jesus answered and said unto it, No man eat fruit of thee hereafter for ever. And his disciples heard it.


Here we have Jesus driving people out of the temple with a whip.

John 2:15
And when he had made a scourge of small cords, he drove them all out of the temple, and the sheep, and the oxen; and poured out the changers' money, and overthrew the tables;

Jesus calls the Pharisees all kinds of names.

Matthew 23:24, 27
Ye blind guides, which strain at a gnat, and swallow a camel.
Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye are like unto whited sepulchres, which indeed appear beautiful outward, but are within full of dead men's bones, and of all uncleanness.


Jesus calls a Canaanite woman a dog.

Matthew 15:22-29
And, behold, a woman of Canaan came out of the same coasts, and cried unto him, saying, Have mercy on me, O Lord, thou son of David; my daughter is grievously vexed with a devil.
But he answered her not a word. And his disciples came and besought him, saying, Send her away; for she crieth after us.
But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel.
Then came she and worshipped him, saying, Lord, help me.
But he answered and said, It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
And she said, Truth, Lord: yet the dogs eat of the crumbs which fall from their masters' table.
Then Jesus answered and said unto her, O woman, great is thy faith: be it unto thee even as thou wilt. And her daughter was made whole from that very hour.
And Jesus departed from thence, and came nigh unto the sea of Galilee; and went up into a mountain, and sat down there.


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With forums like this, you just drive away the people who really could be looking for God and salvation..
Sorry if the whole Word of God is difficult for fluffy bunny false Christians such as yourself.

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Actually this stuff is so funny that I thought this is a joke... Seems like I was wrong.
I'm sorry you find the Holy Bible to be a joke, young lady.


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Default Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) - 04-23-2010, 07:58 PM

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So true!! If your hand causes you to sin, cut it off.

I have communion just like the disciples did with bread and wine. I notice you didn't answer my questions.

I didn't really understand the first question so I'm gonna answer to the second one.. Only God knows what happened with the flood and how he did it. IMO, it's not our business to handle.
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Are you saying that I have a demon inside me? you guys are hilarious!
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I didn't really understand the first question so I'm gonna answer to the second one.. Only God knows what happened with the flood and how he did it. IMO, it's not our business to handle.
So you believe the flood is a literal story, but the command to cut your hand off if it causes you to sin is metaphorical...

I see.


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Default Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) - 04-23-2010, 08:07 PM

I'll now go watch satanic movies but i'll be back tomorrow, ok? Don't go anywhere from the internet!
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Are you saying that I have a demon inside me? you guys are hilarious!
Maybe not you, but does not Ephesians 6 tell us?

For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.

Or maybe that's another metaphor.


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) - 04-24-2010, 02:26 PM

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Default Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) - 04-25-2010, 02:31 AM

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Nobody said anything about Greenland here. What the hell are you talking about?
Since Iceland is not icy, there are no igloos. Thus, his point is invalid.
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Default Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) - 04-25-2010, 02:35 AM

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Default Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) - 04-25-2010, 02:45 AM

Wow.
I'm sorry, but just wow.

I was born and raised into an extremely Babtist Christian family, and personally
you guys sound like a few loons to me.


First of all, if you knew anything about anything, there are 0 IGLOOS in Iceland.
Iceland is not the extremely cold country, as you are thinking of greenland. The
two are NOT one in the same.

Second of all. If eating vegetables is a sin, then nearly the entire world is going
to hell. Infact, probably the ENTIRE world.




I am 100% Christian, and am an active churchgoer and have not once heard
any of this nonsense. (Except for the whole gay ordeal, but who hasn't heard
that?)

I am NOT a Satanist, Realist, Atheist, Buddhist, or any of that nonsense. So
don't pull any of that on me. You all are a bunch of misinformed loons, so get
off you're high horse because you are the reason others mock our religion.
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Default Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) - 04-25-2010, 02:47 AM

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Wow.
I'm sorry, but just wow.

I was born and raised into an extremely Babtist Christian family, and personally
you guys sound like a few loons to me.


First of all, if you knew anything about anything, there are 0 IGLOOS in Iceland.
Iceland is not the extremely cold country, as you are thinking of greenland. The
two are NOT one in the same.

Second of all. If eating vegetables is a sin, then nearly the entire world is going
to hell. Infact, probably the ENTIRE world.




I am 100% Christian, and am an active churchgoer and have not once heard
any of this nonsense. (Except for the whole gay ordeal, but who hasn't heard
that?)

I am NOT a Satanist, Realist, Atheist, Buddhist, or any of that nonsense. So
don't pull any of that on me. You all are a bunch of misinformed loons, so get
off you're high horse because you are the reason others mock our religion.
First of all, Godmocker, what is a Babtist?


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