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Default Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! - 08-23-2008, 12:37 AM

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Yeah I read your promotion of bullemia and anorexia.
See what these fatties are capable of.... trouble!!

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Half-ton woman indicted in slaying of nephew, 2
They are having trouble coming up with a way to jail such a large beast!!

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/08/22/....ap/index.html


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Default Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! - 10-08-2008, 03:19 AM

You so called "christians" aren't acting Christian by saying God hates fat people. The Bible says in John 3:16 "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." my point is It doesn't say "Only skinny people will make it in!! Clearly you are taking a scripture from the old testement and taking it COMPLETELY out of context!! Gluttony is a sin but it still doesn't mean that that person is going to hell. Romans 3:23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God" What about that? Are you throwing that out? Some people aren't even trying to be "fat" but have a disease that they may have gotten through an ancester. You need to get off your soapboxes and instead of saying all of this which is completely taken out of context and get on your knees and pray!! Pray for the fat people too!
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Default Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! - 10-08-2008, 03:25 AM

The sad thing about salad bar "Christians" is that they avoid actual salad bars as vigorously as they avoid the Bible.


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Default Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! - 10-08-2008, 03:26 AM

OHHH! I forgot that only "FAT" people commit violent crimes!! I forgot that there is never any skinny people who kill people!! Hitler must have been an 400 pound "fat" person that killed 6 million plus people!! He must have been fat because no "normal" sized person could ever do such a thing!
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Default Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! - 10-08-2008, 03:53 AM

Are you one of those "fatty rights" activists?


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Default Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! - 10-08-2008, 04:09 AM

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OHHH! I forgot that only "FAT" people commit violent crimes!! I forgot that there is never any skinny people who kill people!! Hitler must have been an 400 pound "fat" person that killed 6 million plus people!! He must have been fat because no "normal" sized person could ever do such a thing!

Fat people are too lazy to commit crimes and besides, don't you fat asses get winded easily?

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Default Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! - 10-08-2008, 07:07 AM

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OHHH! I forgot that only "FAT" people commit violent crimes!! I forgot that there is never any skinny people who kill people!! Hitler must have been an 400 pound "fat" person that killed 6 million plus people!! He must have been fat because no "normal" sized person could ever do such a thing!
Hey lardass, here's another thread that explains why God hates people like you.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...hlight=fatties

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Gluttony is a sin but it still doesn't mean that that person is going to hell. Romans 3:23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God" What about that? Are you throwing that out?
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Yes, all have sinned; we True Christians™ are washed clean of all sin by Jesus. After being Saved©, a Christian is not capable of sinning any more.

For example, or own Sister Victory once weighed over 400 pounds! She knew she was worthless and despised by God, but instead of prayer, she assuaged her guilt with food.

Finally, she admitted her inherent evil and worthless nature to Jesus, and begged Him to forgive her for being a sinful cow. He did! He accepted her apologies for being a filthy human, and erased the slate of her past sins!

Now that she is no longer a revolting glutton, wallowing in sin, Mallomars, self-loathing, and Twinkies, she has dropped over 100 pounds.

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Default Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! - 10-08-2008, 08:42 PM

Did you see what God did just with this Mexican Fatty? Rocked his world!

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JUAREZ, Mexico (Oct. 8) - A 990-pound, bedridden man who had appealed on Mexican television for help tackling his weight problem died Tuesday of heart failure, his family said.
Emergency officials had to knock down Jose Luis Garza's bedroom wall and put him in the back of a friend's pickup truck to take him to a hospital as he fought for his life. The 47-year-old was pronounced dead on arrival.
Disgusting

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Default Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! - 10-09-2008, 09:50 PM

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Wouldn't it have been more cost-effective to cut him into pieces that would fit through the door, and truck them directly to the biodiesel rendering plant?


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Default Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! - 10-12-2008, 05:57 PM

Dang-blasted fatties are a burden on our society - they usurp all our doctors' attention with their fat-induced health problems, and go aroung flaunting thier fat as if they own the world. Dear fellow Christians, please all your fat before you go to Hell, and get down to ninety pounds!!!!!!
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Dang-blasted fatties are a burden on our society - they usurp all our doctors' attention with their fat-induced health problems, and go aroung flaunting thier fat as if they own the world. Dear fellow Christians, please all your fat before you go to Hell, and get down to ninety pounds!!!!!!
90 Pounds? What are you an anorexic dwarf???




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Default Food Worshippers: Make Food Their God - 10-20-2008, 04:07 AM

There are a bunch of lesbean secular humanists out of San Francisco Calipornia who are making food their God.




The New Fat Acceptance: Make Food Your God



Now that America is proudly the FATTEST NATION ON EARTH it is time that we celebrate this wonderful milestone. With BBWs unapologetically flaunting their super sized bodies all over the net we can enthusiastically say that the age of the fatty is here. We have arrived!

There is a lot of dishonest moralizing about the sin of gluttony but the time has come for some real honesty. We fat folks love food. We love food more than just about anything else and why shouldn't we? Food does not judge. Food does not ignore our pleas. Food makes us feel good. Food is our friend.

Embrace gluttony. Gluttony is our religion that brings us near to the belly god we call Food. Praise Food glorious glorious glorious FOOD!

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Gluttony IS Good



We love food and we will not apologize for our size. NAAFA and other fat acceptance organizations may express similar views but they are constantly back pedaling from that position. It's a fact if you are fat it is because you are a glutton. We fatties eat obscene amounts of food. Why deny it? There is no other way to get super fat. The metabolism argument is a cop out and besides it is total bullshit . I cringe when I hear a fellow fatty justifying "why they are fat" with blatant lies. We are fat because we are gluttons so I don't want to hear that fat by nature proud by choice garbage that has become the battle cry of every simpleton who thinks they are part of the fat acceptance movement.

According to the Bible Gluttony is a sin but we all know that the Bible is bullshit and it's god is an evil despot so it only goes to follow that anything that goes against the demented Christian god has to be a good thing and what is better than food? Food is OUR god therefore our love for food and enjoyment of it is simply us behaving in a godly manner. When someone like the government or some diet promoter starts issuing diet they would be in effect committing an act of religious persecution. In the case of the government it would be a violation of several constitutionally protected rights.

We have been called a food sluts and I where that label proudly. America is a nation of food sluts. Even if it is true that we will die prematurely so what? What is better and more satisfying than food? Life pretty much sucks for most people but food and drink make it bearable. EAT EAT EAT EAT and enjoy. Die fat and happy. We are fat! We are mean!! We will not eat Lean Cuisine!!!

We should not apologize for our size. That is a given but we should not deny the behavior that has made us fat nor should we apologize for it. That would be blasphemy!




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That is why I don't watch cooking shows. They are Porn for Fat people.
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That dead greaser is lucky he had a friend with a truck. Otherwise he'd have ended up inside a million tacos.
Do you think perhaps some of the Messican Cathylicker priests fattened him up so he could not run away from them when they buggered? Maybe they buggered him to death.

They could render his fat and and use it like whale oil. His blubber could light every lamp in Messico City for a year.

I never knew beans were so fattening.



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Default Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! - 10-20-2008, 05:02 AM

Many of the goddesses of the Wiccans and Pagans are fat , and if we look at Buddha he is no twig either in many of his depictions . However , we know from the history of art that Jesus has always been svelte and well toned .(Even though he could obviously bring forth as many loaves and fishes as he wanted . ) These things alone could make me think that God does indeed hate fat people.

Plus , being fat probably means that you've eaten food you could have done without and given to other poor and deserving Christians instead , so for that alone God would think about smiting you .
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Many of the goddesses of the Wiccans and Pagans are fat , and if we look at Buddha he is no twig either in many of his depictions . However , we know from the history of art that Jesus has always been svelte and well toned .(Even though he could obviously bring forth as many loaves and fishes as he wanted . ) These things alone could make me think that God does indeed hate fat people.

Plus , being fat probably means that you've eaten food you could have done without and given to other poor and deserving Christians instead , so for that alone God would think about smiting you .
....Or making burnt offerings.

Gluttony seems to be a sin that the John 3:16ers Christians like to ignore. We are often quick to label smoking and drinking as sins, but for some reason gluttony is accepted or at least tolerated. Many of the arguments used against smoking and drinking, such as health and addiction, apply equally to overeating. Many non True Christian believers would not even consider having a glass of wine or smoking a cigarette, but have no qualms about gorging themselves at the dinner table to the point that they feel like they are going to explode. This should not be!

Proverbs 23: 20-21 warns us, "Do not join those who drink too much wine or gorge themselves on meat, for drunkards and gluttons become poor, and drowsiness clothes them in rags." Proverbs 28:7 declares, "He who keeps the law is a discerning son, but a companion of gluttons disgraces his father." Proverbs 23:2 proclaims, "Put a knife to your throat if you are given to gluttony." I would take that to mean that god wants us to rebuke and if needed harpoon them.

They will sure burn real good in hell. Fat makes a wonderful fuel it's like whale blubber.



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Many of the goddesses of the Wiccans and Pagans are fat , and if we look at Buddha he is no twig either in many of his depictions . However , we know from the history of art that Jesus has always been svelte and well toned .(Even though he could obviously bring forth as many loaves and fishes as he wanted . ) These things alone could make me think that God does indeed hate fat people.

Plus , being fat probably means that you've eaten food you could have done without and given to other poor and deserving Christians instead , so for that alone God would think about smiting you .
....Or making burnt offerings.

Gluttony seems to be a sin that the John 3:16ers Christians like to ignore. They are often quick to label smoking and drinking as sins, but for some reason gluttony is accepted or at least tolerated. Many of the arguments used against smoking and drinking, such as health and addiction, apply equally to overeating. Many non True Christian believers would not even consider having a glass of wine or smoking a cigarette, but have no qualms about gorging themselves at the dinner table to the point that they feel like they are going to explode. This should not be!

Proverbs 23: 20-21 warns us, "Do not join those who drink too much wine or gorge themselves on meat, for drunkards and gluttons become poor, and drowsiness clothes them in rags." Proverbs 28:7 declares, "He who keeps the law is a discerning son, but a companion of gluttons disgraces his father." Proverbs 23:2 proclaims, "Put a knife to your throat if you are given to gluttony." I would take that to mean that god wants us to rebuke and if needed harpoon them.

They will sure burn real good in hell. Fat makes a wonderful fuel it's like whale blubber.



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Default Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! - 10-23-2008, 01:15 AM

Fat people are gross. Do they not realize that while they're stuffing their faces there are people starving in third world countries?!?!? You know who I blame? The jews. We should kill them all. Hitler was awesome!
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