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Default what's wrong with you people? - 01-12-2010, 08:56 PM

Unless this forum is made ironically... I've poked around a little and found you people question whether the moon is made out of cheese or not? If that's god's idea of the ideal christian, I think we should annihilate all religion before it throws us back to stone age.

Sincerely, a concerned citizen.
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Default Re: what's wrong with you people? - 01-12-2010, 09:02 PM

Why are you here?

It obvious from your writing that you are not a Christian.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: what's wrong with you people? - 01-12-2010, 09:02 PM

I'll do my best. I just want to know if the forum is for real, and I'm open for advice on god and how to find him.
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Default Re: what's wrong with you people? - 01-12-2010, 09:03 PM

You registered, didn't you? Did you get an email from the server? Doesn't that prove that it's a real forum?


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Default Re: what's wrong with you people? - 01-12-2010, 09:11 PM

Is there any proof? How did God influence / help you with your lives?
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Smile Re: what's wrong with you people? - 01-12-2010, 09:13 PM

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I'll do my best. I just want to know if the forum is for real, and I'm open for advice on god and how to find him.
No, everyone here ia a robot.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: what's wrong with you people? - 01-12-2010, 09:14 PM

I said "for real", which is an expression for "serious". Don't you people know your own language?
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Default Re: what's wrong with you people? - 01-12-2010, 09:15 PM

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Is there any proof? How did God influence / help you with your lives?
Euh, well, first of all He created us, without him we wouldn't be alive. If that's not the ultimate proof then I don't know what is panzel
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Default Re: what's wrong with you people? - 01-12-2010, 09:18 PM

Yeah, but can you prove that he is the one who was involved in our creation / evolution?
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Default Re: what's wrong with you people? - 01-12-2010, 09:18 PM

It says so in the Bible, duh
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Default Re: what's wrong with you people? - 01-12-2010, 09:21 PM

Right, coming out of your mouth or written in the bible, it's the same thing. You know, tangible proof is what I'm talking about.
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Default Re: what's wrong with you people? - 01-12-2010, 09:21 PM

Because the Bible isn't tangible? Riiiiiiight.
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Default Re: what's wrong with you people? - 01-12-2010, 09:24 PM

Ok, the computer you connect to the internet is tangible, your cell phone is tangible, everything around you is tangible. And if you dig around a bit, you can also find the way they work and the way that they were made. So, where can I find in the bible the process through which god created
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Default Re: what's wrong with you people? - 01-12-2010, 09:27 PM

created the world, the human being, etc. Sorry for the double post.
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Default Re: what's wrong with you people? - 01-12-2010, 09:38 PM

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I could call you on your cell phone and tell you that God exists if that's what you need.
why call him?,after all there is a bible for all your answers .what more could you tell him besides what's written in the bible
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Default Re: what's wrong with you people? - 01-12-2010, 09:48 PM

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why call him?,after all there is a bible for all your answers .what more could you tell him besides what's written in the bible
Maybe he could call him and recite the good old KJV, if that's what this technopagan needs
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Default Re: what's wrong with you people? - 01-12-2010, 09:55 PM

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Maybe he could call him and recite the good old KJV, if that's what this technopagan needs
Sorry, I'm not having anything in common with technopaganism. You missed my point.
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Default Re: what's wrong with you people? - 01-12-2010, 09:56 PM

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I just hate seeing an opportunity to save a heathen. This person needs jesus in their life. In fact, Panzel, what's your adress? I think I'll fly to you and read the bible aloud to you.
manderson,there is no need to HATE, his just confused i'm sure he can be saved if he is on this forum that means he is admitting his problems, he just need to go to the church more often am read the bible
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Default Re: what's wrong with you people? - 01-12-2010, 10:02 PM

So god created us, but who created god? how did he appear?
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Default Re: what's wrong with you people? - 01-12-2010, 10:05 PM

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You're right. Lord forgive me for speaking with haste. I let my emotions get the better of me. I love you Penzel.

Sorry for making you angry manderso. I don't want your god to get angry at you because of my ignorance, if you will. I just can't understand some things...
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