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Default Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!! - 11-23-2006, 12:31 AM

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We get wool from sheep and cashmere from goats. Are you opposed to eating lamb, mutton, and goat?
It's sad that human society traps and kills these animals for meat, but it is done. Now cashmere is comfy, I don't have anything cashmere clothes but since they don't kill the sheep it is ok to wear. But it is stupid and wrong to go out into the forest and shoot innocent creatures and only use thier fur, or only use thier meat.


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Default Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!! - 11-23-2006, 12:38 AM

Well Miss Ixi, I like that you don't like hurting animals. Are you saved ®? You seem like a sweet girl. Do you have any kitties? You should have kitties. Maybe when some of my kitties have their own kitties I could send you a kitty.

Unless you're a heathen, in which case you'd turn it into a demon-kitty.
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Default Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!! - 11-23-2006, 12:40 AM

I have a few cats, great animals, all of them. Now define "saved".


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Default Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!! - 11-23-2006, 12:42 AM

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It's sad that human society traps and kills these animals for meat, but it is done. Now cashmere is comfy, I don't have anything cashmere clothes but since they don't kill the sheep it is ok to wear. But it is stupid and wrong to go out into the forest and shoot innocent creatures and only use thier fur, or only use thier meat.
I agree. If you are going to kill something, use the fur AND the meat. I don't like harp seal meat, so I give it to the rats. When they get fat we feed 'em to the cats. Then we skin the cats and feed the meat to the harp seals. It's good for the environment, everyone makes a buck and the ladies love sealskin fur coats...and wolf fur coats.


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Default Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!! - 11-23-2006, 12:44 AM

Are you a True Christian™, dear? Or are you an unsaved heathen who would make those kitties into demon familiars?
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Default Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!! - 11-23-2006, 12:46 AM

And I was, of course, addressing Ixi about being a heathen and not yourself, Pastor sir. I know you are MOST Godly.
I cannot seem to edit my posts, however, or I would change it so that it is obviously I was talking to Ixi.
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Default Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!! - 11-23-2006, 12:49 AM

I'm not a Christain, I am a Pagan. My cats are happy with me.


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Default Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!! - 11-23-2006, 12:50 AM

When I make rotisserie Spotted Owl I never save the feathers. They make such a mess!

Perhaps I should send them to you Crazy Cat Lady and you can make kitty toys with them.

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Default Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!! - 11-23-2006, 12:52 AM

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love sealskin fur coats...and wolf fur coats.
Now thats a toe out of line. Wolves are fierce, beautiful, defenders and guardians of the forest, powerful, loving...its disgusting to see thier fur on some idiot when it looks much more beautiful on the wolf himself. Sickos.


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Default Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!! - 11-23-2006, 12:54 AM

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Now thats a toe out of line. Wolves are fierce, beautiful, defenders and guardians of the forest, powerful, loving...its disgusting to see thier fur on some idiot when it looks much more beautiful on the wolf himself. Sickos.
You ought to see my parka! Beautiful, white wolf. And a couple of pups to make the matching mittens.


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Default Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!! - 11-23-2006, 12:55 AM

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I'm not a Christain, I am a Pagan. My cats are happy with me.
Oh, but I doubt that, dear. Those cats are wishing you would give them over for a True Christian™ baptism. For every day they are with you, they are assaulted by demons that possess them every time you wish them to do your nefarious bidding.
You are being most cruel to those poor innocent kitties, Ixi. How could you be cruel to wonderful innocent kitties?

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Perhaps I should send them to you Crazy Cat Lady and you can make kitty toys with them.

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Why thankyou Sister Thumper, that be a wonderful idea! My kitties would love some new toys! Bless you dear, AMEN!
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Default Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!! - 11-23-2006, 12:58 AM

I'm not being creul to any of them. I think its pretty creul to dunk them in baptismal water...cats are not to fond of water.


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Default Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!! - 11-23-2006, 12:59 AM

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I'm not being creul to any of them. I think its pretty creul to dunk them in baptismal water...cats are not to fond of water.
We don't 'dunk' them. We drown them. There is a subtle difference.


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Default Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!! - 11-23-2006, 01:00 AM

How dare you kill a WOLF PUP! And thier mother! Only to make a parka and mittens. Sweet thing never got a chance to live! What a watse, a pelt on YOU.


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Default Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!! - 11-23-2006, 01:01 AM

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We don't 'dunk' them. We drown them. There is a subtle difference.
But Pastor, Mrs Glendora assured me the cats would not be harmed. I can't send my kitties to danger, will they or won't they be harmed?
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Default Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!! - 11-23-2006, 01:05 AM

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But Pastor, Mrs Glendora assured me the cats would not be harmed. I can't send my kitties to danger, will they or won't they be harmed?
No, they won''t be harmed. Just send the pelts, OK?


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Default Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!! - 11-23-2006, 01:08 AM

Pastor, sir, Mrs Glendora assured me that for a kitty tithe of $300 per kitty they would not be harmed! I don't want my precious kitties becoming a pelt, sir.
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Default Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!! - 11-23-2006, 01:15 AM

Pistle, show some respect! Don't harm any of her poor cats! Or Cat Lady, you could move away from Landover and forget about th- 300 dollars a cat?!? My goodness, where will you get the money?


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Default Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!! - 11-23-2006, 01:33 AM

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Pastor, sir, Mrs Glendora assured me that for a kitty tithe of $300 per kitty they would not be harmed! I don't want my precious kitties becoming a pelt, sir.
Mother Glendora must have forgotten to tell me about the tithe. I'll speak with her. Yes, we GUARANTEE that for $300 each, you will NEVER hear a complaint from even ONE kitten.

Shut Up, Icky!


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Default Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!! - 11-23-2006, 01:35 AM

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Mother Glendora must have forgotten to tell me about the tithe. I'll speak with her. Yes, we GUARANTEE that for $300 each, you will NEVER hear a complaint from even ONE kitten.

Shut Up, Icky!
Cat Lady should know the truth! Be careful, first they take 300 dollars each, then they'll demand more, and more, and more!


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