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Re: Can one be an Anarchist and a Christian? -
12-20-2007, 04:36 AM
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Originally Posted by the pussy enigmatic harpo marx
the guy uses the word pussy four times on his posts in just under 2 days; pimps barely even see that kind of action!
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I wouldn't know what action pimps see, and don't really want to. But I can see your picture, friend, and you are a pussy.
So why do you keep denying it?
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Thank you for assuming the role of grammer police.
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That's gramm ar police.
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Re: Can one be an Anarchist and a Christian? -
12-20-2007, 07:01 AM
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I wouldn't know what action pimps see, and don't really want to. But I can see your picture, friend, and you are a pussy.
So why do you keep denying it?
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Ya this was my original picture
Someone got creative with photoshop and I thought it was funny enough to keep.
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That's grammar police.
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heheh, ya I actually caught that one after I posted it and just kept thinking "shit, the grammAr police are gonna bust me on that one". Looks like I was right....can you just let me off this one time with a warning, Officer?
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Re: Can one be an Anarchist and a Christian? -
12-20-2007, 07:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Enigmatic Harpo Marx
Ya this was my original picture
Someone got creative with photoshop and I thought it was funny enough to keep.[/left]
heheh, ya I actually caught that one after I posted it and just kept thinking "shit, the grammAr police are gonna bust me on that one". Looks like I was right....can you just let me off this one time with a warning, Officer?
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Is that Rodney James Dio? Do I win?
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Re: Can one be an Anarchist and a Christian? -
12-20-2007, 09:38 AM
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Is that Rodney James Dio? Do I win?
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Of course you win!!!! Dio is the greatest!!! I think I had a minor stroke when I saw that someone recognized it :thumbsu p:
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Re: Can one be an Anarchist and a Christian? -
12-20-2007, 05:02 PM
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Someone got creative with photoshop and I thought it was funny enough to keep.
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OK. Sorry for the misunderstanding. If you don't want to be called a pussy, though, you really should change your avatar. I thought you were your cat. After all, if Balaam's ass could speak to him in Numbers 22:28, I didn't see why your pussy couldn't be speaking to me on Landoverbaptist.net.
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heheh, ya I actually caught that one after I posted it and just kept thinking "shit, the grammAr police are gonna bust me on that one". Looks like I was right....can you just let me off this one time with a warning, Officer?
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You dissed the greatest President in US history, George W. Bush, a good and Godly man, for the way he (and every other Texan) pronounces nuclear, yet you are upset when I point out much greater flaws in the way you write? Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap. Galatians 6:7. Yes, I will let you off this one time with just a warning: we must all appear before the judgment seat of Christ; that every one may receive the things done in his body, according to that he hath done, whether it be good or bad. 2 Corinthians 5:10
Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25
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Re: Can one be an Anarchist and a Christian? -
12-21-2007, 06:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Ahimaaz Smith
OK. Sorry for the misunderstanding. If you don't want to be called a pussy, though, you really should change your avatar. I thought you were your cat. After all, if Balaam's ass could speak to him in Numbers 22:28, I didn't see why your pussy couldn't be speaking to me on Landoverbaptist.net.
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Ahah, I see what you did there. Yes, I should change my avatar to clear up the confusion then.
You dissed the greatest President in US history, George W. Bush, a good and Godly man, for the way he (and every other Texan) pronounces nuclear, yet you are upset when I point out much greater flaws in the way you write? Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap. Galatians 6:7. Yes, I will let you off this one time with just a warning: we must all appear before the judgment seat of Christ; that every one may receive the things done in his body, according to that he hath done, whether it be good or bad. 2 Corinthians 5:10[/quote]
Point taken. It would seem that my evil ways must be amended...
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Re: Can one be an Anarchist and a Christian? -
12-21-2007, 06:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Ahimaaz Smith
If you don't want to be called a pussy, though, you really should change your avatar.
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Ok, I changed it. Sorry for the inconvenience.
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Re: Can one be an Anarchist and a Christian? -
12-21-2007, 08:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Enigmatic Harpo Marx
Ok, I changed it. Sorry for the inconvenience.
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Shall we now call you a douchebag?
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I'm so SORRY, Pastors! I don't know what came over me! That was most unladylike of me.
What I meant to say was, "Shall we now call you a pimply teenage loser in his mom's basement, eating Cheetos and watching Internet porn between insulting your Creator with insolent and senseless posts?"
Last edited by JennyD; 12-21-2007 at 08:26 AM.
Reason: My apologies for my unladylike comment. Thank you for pointing it out to me, Sister Thumper!
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Re: Can one be an Anarchist and a Christian? -
12-21-2007, 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted by JennyD
Shall we now call you a douchebag?
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I'm so SORRY, Pastors! I don't know what came over me! That was most unladylike of me.
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Quite unladylike; now get in the kitchen and make me a sandwhich like a real lady would!
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Originally Posted by JennyD
What I meant to say was, "Shall we now call you a pimply teenage loser in his mom's basement, eating Cheetos and watching Internet porn between insulting your Creator with insolent and senseless posts?"
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So much wrong with your post.....I've never lived in a house with a basement, I don't live with my mom, I'm not a teenager, I don't have pimples, Cheetos are too disgusting to actually eat, and I haven't insulted YOUR Creator for a while now. Phew, that was a lot to correct. Pretty much the only thing you got right was the part about the internet porn. That's some good stuff
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