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Default Re: Can one be an Anarchist and a Christian? - 12-20-2007, 04:36 AM

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the guy uses the word pussy four times on his posts in just under 2 days; pimps barely even see that kind of action!
I wouldn't know what action pimps see, and don't really want to. But I can see your picture, friend, and you are a pussy.


So why do you keep denying it?

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Default Re: Can one be an Anarchist and a Christian? - 12-20-2007, 07:01 AM

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I wouldn't know what action pimps see, and don't really want to. But I can see your picture, friend, and you are a pussy.


So why do you keep denying it?


Ya this was my original picture




Someone got creative with photoshop and I thought it was funny enough to keep.

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That's grammar police.
heheh, ya I actually caught that one after I posted it and just kept thinking "shit, the grammAr police are gonna bust me on that one". Looks like I was right....can you just let me off this one time with a warning, Officer?


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Default Re: Can one be an Anarchist and a Christian? - 12-20-2007, 07:37 AM

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Ya this was my original picture




Someone got creative with photoshop and I thought it was funny enough to keep.[/left]



heheh, ya I actually caught that one after I posted it and just kept thinking "shit, the grammAr police are gonna bust me on that one". Looks like I was right....can you just let me off this one time with a warning, Officer?

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Default Re: Can one be an Anarchist and a Christian? - 12-20-2007, 09:38 AM

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Is that Rodney James Dio? Do I win?
Of course you win!!!! Dio is the greatest!!! I think I had a minor stroke when I saw that someone recognized it:thumbsu p:


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Default Re: Can one be an Anarchist and a Christian? - 12-20-2007, 05:02 PM

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Someone got creative with photoshop and I thought it was funny enough to keep.
OK. Sorry for the misunderstanding. If you don't want to be called a pussy, though, you really should change your avatar. I thought you were your cat. After all, if Balaam's ass could speak to him in Numbers 22:28, I didn't see why your pussy couldn't be speaking to me on Landoverbaptist.net.

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heheh, ya I actually caught that one after I posted it and just kept thinking "shit, the grammAr police are gonna bust me on that one". Looks like I was right....can you just let me off this one time with a warning, Officer?
You dissed the greatest President in US history, George W. Bush, a good and Godly man, for the way he (and every other Texan) pronounces nuclear, yet you are upset when I point out much greater flaws in the way you write? Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap. Galatians 6:7. Yes, I will let you off this one time with just a warning: we must all appear before the judgment seat of Christ; that every one may receive the things done in his body, according to that he hath done, whether it be good or bad. 2 Corinthians 5:10



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Default Re: Can one be an Anarchist and a Christian? - 12-21-2007, 06:16 AM

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OK. Sorry for the misunderstanding. If you don't want to be called a pussy, though, you really should change your avatar. I thought you were your cat. After all, if Balaam's ass could speak to him in Numbers 22:28, I didn't see why your pussy couldn't be speaking to me on Landoverbaptist.net.
Ahah, I see what you did there. Yes, I should change my avatar to clear up the confusion then.

You dissed the greatest President in US history, George W. Bush, a good and Godly man, for the way he (and every other Texan) pronounces nuclear, yet you are upset when I point out much greater flaws in the way you write? Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap. Galatians 6:7. Yes, I will let you off this one time with just a warning: we must all appear before the judgment seat of Christ; that every one may receive the things done in his body, according to that he hath done, whether it be good or bad. 2 Corinthians 5:10[/quote]

Point taken. It would seem that my evil ways must be amended...


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Default Re: Can one be an Anarchist and a Christian? - 12-21-2007, 06:33 AM

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If you don't want to be called a pussy, though, you really should change your avatar.
Ok, I changed it. Sorry for the inconvenience.


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Default Re: Can one be an Anarchist and a Christian? - 12-21-2007, 08:25 AM

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Ok, I changed it. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Shall we now call you a douchebag?


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I'm so SORRY, Pastors! I don't know what came over me! That was most unladylike of me.

What I meant to say was, "Shall we now call you a pimply teenage loser in his mom's basement, eating Cheetos and watching Internet porn between insulting your Creator with insolent and senseless posts?"

Last edited by JennyD; 12-21-2007 at 08:26 AM. Reason: My apologies for my unladylike comment. Thank you for pointing it out to me, Sister Thumper!
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Default Re: Can one be an Anarchist and a Christian? - 12-21-2007, 11:00 AM

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Shall we now call you a douchebag?


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I'm so SORRY, Pastors! I don't know what came over me! That was most unladylike of me.
Quite unladylike; now get in the kitchen and make me a sandwhich like a real lady would!

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What I meant to say was, "Shall we now call you a pimply teenage loser in his mom's basement, eating Cheetos and watching Internet porn between insulting your Creator with insolent and senseless posts?"
So much wrong with your post.....I've never lived in a house with a basement, I don't live with my mom, I'm not a teenager, I don't have pimples, Cheetos are too disgusting to actually eat, and I haven't insulted YOUR Creator for a while now. Phew, that was a lot to correct. Pretty much the only thing you got right was the part about the internet porn. That's some good stuff


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